"I have a strange feeling of weight being lifted off."

Gravel rash

and then reapplied from the front at high velocity.

Dalmation launch

Dalmation in orbit

Because this tactic was no more successful this time round,

yet more direct action was visited upon the toy.........with extreme prejudice.

Boule crushing funBoules plus head has no discernable effect

(Boules are very bad tools of gratuitous toy destruction)

Which was where the window sill came in.

TURN AWAY IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE SENSITIVE TYPES!!!

Hanging by a threadTwitch

Where's your head at?

BUT WE COULDN'T JUST LEAVE IT THERE, COULD WE NOW?

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