Top this, Cruella!

Not three toys for the price of one, Tibby and Smibby here are fellow conspiritors (See Mr Lucky and the Furby)

On second thoughts, I'd give that one a miss if you happen to be of a sensitive disposition.

Equipment required:

Where to start...

• 1 Cottage in rural Burgundy (which includes a gravelled area for playing boules on, a window sill and 2 shutter hooks)
• 2 Sets of Boules
• 1 Concrete Block
• 1 Barbeque
• 1 Lighter Fluid
• 1 Sachet of Heinz Tomato Ketchup
• 1 Psychotic Rabbit
• Assorted apparently respectable people (who should have more sense) from the UK and Germany.

Location:

Nr. Dijon, Burgundy, France

Why?

McShit™ strikes again!!!

What happened.....

Firstly, in the hope that it would land on one of those little shelf thingys,

we threw it about a bit.

(Which proved to be crap)

Equally crap but bloody entertainingly, we used the dog as the jack in boules.

That kept us out of trouble for hours.

However, in the truly great Destroy-a-toy-land™ tradition, we decided that more radical measures were required.