~*Goo Quotes*~
"If you don't like my music, fuck you, you know? Don't listen." ~John Rzeznik
"You need to surround yourself with people who are better than you... that way you grow" ~John Rzeznik
"Our life motto is: if life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone!"~John Rzeznik
"Mike, what's that sound that comes out of your face sometimes?"~Robby Takac
"Holy cow, here we are."~Robby Takac
"When no one wants to talk to you, that is when you want to talk to everyone."~Robby Takac
"My karma and charisma brought fame to the band."~Mike Malinin
"I like hitting stuff, everything else is overrated."~Mike Malinin(when asked about any hidden talents)
"I'm going to stockpile beef jerky and water and dig myself a latrine."(about Y2K)~John Rzeznik
"People mask their feelings of inadequecy with arrogance - and I'm not about to do that."~John Rzeznik
"You know how neurotic I am? I'm the only guy in the world who has a self-help tattoo."~John Rzeznik
"He held my head when I threw up in the toilet. He took me to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. He loaned me twenty bucks last night. He listens to all my lies and ignores me when I'm full of shit. And that's a big difference, if you know what I mean."(John's introduction of Robby)
"There are two things you gotta learn how to say in life, thank you and fuck you."~John Rzeznik
"We were an alternative rock band when that meant something--when it wasn't a clever marketing euphemism for mainstream rock." ~John Rzeznik
"That cow stole my Grammy!"~Johnny on Celine Dion (not literally, pervs! lol)
"I support anything that causes mass hysteria in children"~Robby Takac on Pokemon
"I like Madonna, must reinvent myself with each new album"~John Rzeznik
"So we came up with a really COOL name- The Goo Goo Dolls. That was smart."~John Rzeznik
"When it comes right down to it, you're just part of the process."~Robby Takac
"Dude,we fight sometimes like you would never believe. We've chased each other down the block. I threw him down a staircase when his arm was broken."~Robby Takac(about his fights with John)
"I'm waiting for Neve Campbell."~Mike Malinin
"Punk's not dead, it's just at K-Mart"~ John Rzeznik
"I like being in America, where I'm ugly."~ John Rzeznik
"If you don't like my music, go listen to Korn."~ John Rzeznik
"If you don't like my music, fuck off."~ John Rzeznik
"You can't swim in the pool without splashing somebody sometimes. You know. And If you swim through a spot that's too warm you know something's wrong."~ John Rzeznik
"It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra."~ John Rzeznik
"Y'know, Johnny waited 'til he was 32 to get his license, and now he thinks he's a real stunt driver."~ Robby Takac
"Whenever I get upset, I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger."~ John Rzeznik
"Those were four of the most humiliating months of my life. It was just very weird. I felt like I was sandwiched between this sort of comic bookish spectacle."~ Robby Takac (on touring with Bush)
