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Welcome to Slapfactory

 

Where ice cream comes from.. <posted by Melissa M.>

This site is an experimental continually evolving website.  Watch it grow!   Content provided you.  Send me entertaining links, pictures, stories, phone numbers, or whatever you'd like to see on this site and I promise to make a concerted effort to appease you by posting your stuff here.  I will even give you credit for the submissions in one way or another..

Just email: blow-me@registerednurses.com

If you want to yell at me, feel free to do so on the discussion forum.

 

Don't Miss...

SLEEPING GIANT

Sunday December 7, 2003 at the Back Room in Austin TX.

 

Click here to learn about my experience with a Maxtor Mail-in rebate <posted by Rob L.>

 

More Free Website Content from Freesticky

The long awaited Streaming Music link page has finally arrived. I have thrown some cool links up there that I think are worth mentioning but feel free to send more.  I will post them.. I promise! Unless of-course, they suck...

John F. sent some breathtaking prom pictures.  So funny, I thought I should devote an entire page to the content.  I invite everyone to submit, if you dare, your prom pictures.   Email them to: blow-me@registerednurses.com

I will post them where I posted John's prom pictures in the new prom section here.

Speaking of pictures.. I just came back from Cozumel Mexico with my sweetie. Here she is with a starfish:

If you want to see more, click here.

 

 

A picture of the great 2003 blackout has been captured from space and was submitted by John F.

 

 

 

***Movie of the Month***

<Posted by Ginger Q.>

How Men Screw

Dolphin to the rescue???

Submitted by John F.

Photo Album

Send me pictures of all kinds.   Anything interesting funny or not I'll put it in here.  Email them to: blow-me@registerednurses.com

   

Austin TX Weather

 

 

Reader Link Submissions:

LiveSets.com

From Danny S.

Danny writes, "This is where the good (mostly signed djs) free CD length mixes are."

Thanks Danny!!

 

 

Liquid Generation

From Ryan L. - aka: trlckykid

 

 

Potential Reality

<Posted by John F.>

 A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with  Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from  that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how  much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father  asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and  realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."

Another reader submission posted on the discussion forum by:

trlckykid

Subject:
OMG you PIG!!!!!
Wed Jul 23 2003


Personaly im offended by your use of derogatory terms for a part of the female anotomey you shovanist pig!!!!!!!!!!!!


please use the following respectfull terms in the future


Afro clam
Badly wrapped kebab
Bald man in a boat
Beaver Cleaver
Black cat with its throat cut
Breakfast of champions
Cock garage
DNA slurpee machine
Everlasting Gobstuffer
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Flesh flute case
Fluffy sausage wallet
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Hairy harmonica
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Pink lipped custard sucker


thank you,
trlckykid
 

 

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