Where ice cream comes from.. <posted by Melissa M.>
This site is an experimental continually evolving website.
Watch it grow! Content provided you. Send me entertaining
links, pictures, stories, phone numbers, or whatever you'd like to see on
this site and I promise to make a concerted effort to appease you by posting
your stuff here. I will even give you credit for the submissions in
one way or another..
The long awaited
Streaming Music link page has finally arrived. I have thrown some cool
links up there that I think are worth mentioning but feel free to send more.
I will post them.. I promise! Unless of-course, they suck...
John F. sent some breathtaking prom
pictures. So funny, I thought I should devote an entire page to
the content. I invite everyone to submit, if you dare, your prom
pictures. Email them to:
blow-me@registerednurses.com
I will post them where I posted John's prom pictures in the
new prom section here.
Speaking of pictures.. I just came back from Cozumel Mexico
with my sweetie. Here she is with a starfish:
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The father thought for a moment,
then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million
dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million
dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."
Personaly im offended by your use of derogatory terms for a part of the
female anotomey you shovanist pig!!!!!!!!!!!!
please use the following respectfull terms in the future
Afro clam
Badly wrapped kebab
Bald man in a boat
Beaver Cleaver
Black cat with its throat cut
Breakfast of champions
Cock garage
DNA slurpee machine
Everlasting Gobstuffer
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Flesh flute case
Fluffy sausage wallet
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Hairy harmonica
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Pink lipped custard sucker
