Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic
here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find
out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Bart with Lisa and Maggie
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear
I'll cut your belly open!
Bart with Lisa
Uh, I.P. Freely? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead.
I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Bart with Lisa
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of
you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart laughs
Bart with Lisa
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I
wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands
on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has
gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink
my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do
what, young man?"
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch
you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and
big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute...
Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well
Bart
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh
Jass!
There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call
Bart
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea
O'Problem here?
Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head
for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs
Bart
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss!
Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going
to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in
your butt! Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives
his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's
living room
Laura Powers with Bart
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down
your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
Laura and Bart laugh
This isn't at Moe's; Moe is taking over as the substitute teacher
for Mrs. Krabappel's class during the strike
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present"
or "here". Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita
Bath?
The students in the classroom laugh
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
More laughs
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
Still more laughs
Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get
it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children,
I can't help that!
Moe runs out of the classroom crying as Bart crosses Moe's
name off of a list of what are now former substitute teachers
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