Pick-up Lines 1 - 100

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  • 1.I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
  • 2.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • 3.May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  • 4.I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
  • 5.Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
  • 6.Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
  • 7.You're the one I've been saving this seat for.
  • 8.Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
  • 9.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
  • 10.Gosh, you're pretty.
  • 11.You're very easy on the eyes.
  • 12.Your smile is like sunshine.
  • 13.God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
  • 14.You are the reason men fall in love.
  • 15.Do you have room in you life for a new friend?
  • 16.I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?
  • 17.You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
  • 18.There is more than what meets the eyes.
  • 19.I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me...is it my cologne?
  • 20.I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.
  • 21.What can I do to make you mine?
  • 22.I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
  • 23.You should be someone's wife.
  • 24.If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.
  • 25.So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.
  • 26.I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours.
  • 27.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • 28.Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption.
  • 29.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • 30.Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon?
  • 31.Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.
  • 32.Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.
  • 33.Fine! And you?
  • 34.This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
  • 35.You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...today.
  • 36.You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
  • 37.Just where do those legs end?
  • 38.What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?
  • 39.You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.
  • 40.The best of me is behind me.
  • 41.The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister.
  • 42.Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
  • 43.Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
  • 44.Can I be your slave for tonight?
  • 45.Be different, say yes.
  • 46.I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?
  • 47.We voted you "The most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me.
  • 48.Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.
  • 49.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  • 50.Motel spelled backward is letom.
  • 51.So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?
  • 52.When's our wedding?
  • 53.Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.
  • 54.Can I end a sentence with a proposition?
  • 55.Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life?
  • 56.Weren't we married in a past life?
  • 57.My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
  • 58.Funny, you don't look like a democrat.
  • 59.Hi, I'm employed.
  • 60.Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
  • 61.Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.
  • 62.There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.
  • 63.Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?
  • 64.What's your sign?
  • 65.I want to bear all your children.
  • 66.Love is like a rug...walk all over me...lie on me...but no animals allowed.
  • 67.Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.
  • 68.Are those your real eyes?
  • 69.Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor?
  • 70.Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!
  • 71.Would you like to take a shower?
  • 72.You bring new meaning to the word "alien."
  • 73.Take a chance.
  • 74.Always good for you to see me again.
  • 75.Are you actually beautiful or do you remind me of myself?
  • 76.If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.
  • 77.Would you like to be in movies?
  • 78.Don't you know me from somewhere?
  • 79.I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.
  • 80.My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection.
  • 81.Here's your chance to get to know me.
  • 82.I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth.
  • 83.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
  • 84.I've been noticing you not noticing me.
  • 85.I'm lost. Which way to your house?
  • 86.Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony.
  • 87.Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?
  • 88.There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
  • 89.You smell delicious.
  • 90.I thought women like you traveled in packs.
  • 91.My drink is getting lonely, would you like to join me?
  • 92.So when do you think we'll go metric?
  • 93.I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life.
  • 94.Sweetness is my weakness.
  • 95.You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.
  • 96.Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • 97.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
  • 98.I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me?
  • 99.Hi, are those really yours?
  • 100.Let's go lie down and talk about it.
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