Pick-up lines 301 - 400

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  • 301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
  • 302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!
  • 303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • 304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
  • 305.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart!
  • 306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  • 307.So.... How am I doin'?
  • 308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
  • 309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
  • 310.You know what would look good on you? Me!
  • 311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
  • 312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
  • 313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
  • 314.Pardon me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasized about you?
  • 315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • 316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
  • 317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
  • 318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
  • 319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • 320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • 321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
  • 322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
  • 323.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
  • 324.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
  • 325.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
  • 326.I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
  • 327.I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
  • 328.Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
  • 329.I have only three months to live...
  • 330.Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?
  • 331.Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
  • 332.Where have you been all my life?
  • 333.In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"
  • 334.Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?
  • 335.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
  • 336.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • 337.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
  • 338.Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
  • 339.If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  • 340.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
  • 341.Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs.... then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
  • 342.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • 343.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • 344.As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  • 345.Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
  • 346.Hey baby, you wanna fullback or should I apologize?
  • 347.If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
  • 348.Want to see my stamp collection?
  • 349.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
  • 350.Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
  • 351.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
  • 352.Do you know how to use a whip?
  • 353.Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
  • 354.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
  • 355.How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
  • 356.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
  • 357.You: Hi, wanna f*ck? : Her: No! : Me: Mind lying down while I have one?
  • 358.Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
  • 359.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
  • 360.Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
  • 361.You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please start.
  • 362.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the e night?
  • 363.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
  • 364.Wanna go halves in a baby?
  • 365.You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
  • 366.Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
  • 367.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
  • 368.Can I see your tan lines?
  • 369.I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
  • 370.Beauty is only a light switch away...
  • 371.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • 372.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
  • 373.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me.
  • 374.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
  • 375.Was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
  • 376.If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
  • 377.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch?
  • 378.Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
  • 379.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • 380.Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
  • 381.Hey baby, are you a good lover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
  • 382.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • 383.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • 384.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • 385.Stand still so I can pick you up!
  • 386.Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
  • 387.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • 388.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • 389.Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
  • 390.Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
  • 391.Man: (beckons woman with finger): Woman: (Approaches man): Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?
  • 392.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
  • 393.Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
  • 394.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  • 395.Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
  • 396.Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh, you've already heard it.
  • 397.I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
  • 398.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
  • 399.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • 400.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

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