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The Men

M109 Corey Taffe and Brett

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M111 Isaac Jared Whiting

Background: Ike is from Stewartville, MN which is right by Rochester. He is a computer science major, and he likes beer. Rated at 5'11" and 170 lbs. Ike is a capricorn....and he is white.
Ike's Famous Accomplishment: Known for his swift beer drinking ability, Ike once shotgunned a Bud Ice in 2.47 seconds. That's right folks, 2.47 seconds! Offer that man a beer and you can bet you'll see a show you'll never forget.
UPDATE!!! Ike just broke his shotgun record on August 11, 1998. He shotgunned a Mich Golden Light in an astonishing 2.24 seconds! This guy is CRAZY!!!
Ike's Famous Quote: "Chomp chomp...p'chewy chewy chomp!!"

M112 Kevin P Slama and David K Nelson

Kevin Slama hails from beautiful Mankato, MN. Known for his ability to bullshit with the best of them, Kevin will make a great salesman. Dave Nelson comes from Monticello, MN. A quick sense of humor and his ability to 'burn' will keep this guy at the top of everyone's list.
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M113 Adam Kyle Weber and Timothy Steven Budig

Background: Adam is from Rice Lake, WI and graduated from Rice Lake High School. He is currently a student in the College of Science and Engineering, majoring in Computer Science. Tim is from Lino Lakes, MN and graduated from Centennial High School. He is currently a Physical Education Major. Adam's main interests include lifting weights, exercising, and of course, drinking the beer. Tim's main interests include.....well, we'll let him write this part in. (Probably because he's a cocksucking son of a bitch who doesn't even deserve to live)

Tim's Famous Accomplishment: Tim once got drunk and DIDN'T shed blood. It only happened once, but damn were we proud.

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M114 Brent Michael Johnson and Cam Ryan Loberg
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Cam's Famous Accomplishment: Cam is from Albert Lea, and he goes to school up here, and that's accomplishment enough. =)
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M115 Joel Robert Mansager and Eric John Michalek

Background: Joel is from Shoreview MN and graduated from Mounds View high school. He is currently a student in the college of liberal arts. Eric is from forest lake MN, and graduated from Forest Lake high school. He is majoring in business and economics. Eric's main interests include beautiful women, asking for Heinekens at restaurants, and consuming large amounts of caffeine making him extremely hyper active. Joel spends most of his time pondering the 40oz. malt liquor.
Joel's Famous Accomplishment: According to Eric when he was talking in his sleep, Joel is the reason women wear bras. Joel would like to apologize to all the ladies out there.
Eric's Famous Quote: "I would like a Heineken please, and yes I have no ID."

M116 Karl David Hawkinson and Matthew John Gibson

Background: Matt and Karl graduated from Irondale Highschool in New Brighton MN. Karl and Matt have been best friends for only a few years. They are having, as they say, a kick ass time in college. Karl is majoring in history with a minor in business. Matt is majoring in graphic design with a minor in business also.
Karl's Famous Accomplishment: Karl holds the record for the longest shit on the poopin' toilet. Approx. time = 2 hours and 15 minutes, non stop. Way to go Karl!!
Matt's Fear: Ever since Karl left for Colorado Matt has been visited nigthly by a ghost who plays with his shoes. The ghost's name is thought to be "Dick," because Matt and Karl receive calls for a "Dick" weekly. Matt fears that Dick may play with his underwear next.
Matt and Karl are Single and looking for hot women, click on their picture and e-mail them. Emailers must be female and very sexy (and bench press 300 lbs. and respond to the name "BUTCH").

M117 Matt and Gids and Tom
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M118 Charles Thomas Alexander and Bryan S Pahlen

M Closet - Inga's evil sister Roxie the crack whore
Roxie is the section M crack whore that was banished to the closet for inappropriate behavior. Only on rare occassions is she released out of the closet.

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