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Sorry for being late, but Season 19 snuck up on me. Luckily I was able to watch the opener on Comcast On-Demand.
Our favorite Reality TV series returns, this time plaguing the small island nation of Samoa. If anybody thought "SURVIVOR" jumped the shark, THEY ARE DEAD WRONG!!! We have a new hero! But first, let us begin at the beginning…
20 Americans paddled their outriggers ashore to meet with host, Jeff Probst. He informs the castaways that the adventure has begun. They are already divided into two tribes, Galu (GT) and Foa Foa (FFT). The first task at hand is for them to vote on picking a leader. None have been allowed to speak with each other, so they are clueless beyond mere physical appearances. GT selects Russel (with one L) and FFT selects Mick.
Jeff then has the leaders pick out members whom they think would be the best swimmers, strongest, most agile and smartest. The first Reward Challenge is a multi-step event. Swimmers are to retrieve a key from off- shore. The strong use the key to unlock 2 bundles of logs which they then must carry to be used as steps for a balance beam. The agile must then negotiate the beams to get another key. That key is given to the smart players who unlock bags of puzzle pieces. First tribe to assemble their puzzle gets a piece of flint.
FFT gets a big lead as Jaison is an excellent swimmer, having played on Yale's water polo team. Good Heaven's…, A YALE MAN!!! What will the lads at Dear Ol' Harvard say? FFT's smart person, Liz, grumbles that she may be type-cast since she is Asian. After all, we all know those Asians are smart and sneaky. LOL! Liz proves her point and FFT wins reward.
At FFT Beach, Russell (with 2 Ls), begins working on his alliances. He begins with the ladies. First is the short-haired blond, Ashley. Then the long-haired blond, Natalie. Not being picky, Russell then cozies up with brunette Marisa and the tribe's oldest woman, Betsy. Betsy is a cop, and her spidey-senses tell her not to trust Russell. Good intuition, Betsy!
Over at Camp GT, their leader, Russel, with one L, takes charge immediate- ly. They get cracking on their shelter at once. But progress bogs down when John, a 'rocket-scientist', injects engineering concerns. As the men discuss the architectural merits of defense against wind and rain, the tribe's Marine, known as Shambo, has doubts. How long will it be until she goes into an R. Lee Ermey routine…, "What is YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION???"
At night, Russell tells his FFT members a long crazy story about surviving Hurricane Katrina. He spins a sad tale of how he, a New Orleans fire- fighter, got trapped at home with his dog, Roxy. As the levees broke and his home became submerged, Russell uses his ax to open a hole in the roof. But it is too late. He spends the next two days stranded alone on his roof, cradling the corpse of his dead dog in his arms. LOL!
Not content with merely telling outrageous lies, Russell sets out to cause trouble as the rest sleep. He drinks or spills all of the drinking water from their canteens! Next, he tosses a pair of socks left out to dry by another into the fire! LOL!!! This guy is too much!
Next morning, FFT awakens to find all their water is gone. Jaison searches high and low for his socks. Hahaha! Everyone is miserable and grumpy, everyone except Russell. He's as happy as a clam as he watches the rest bicker and argue over what to do? Russell's plan is to sabotage his tribe as much as possible to root out the weaklings. He confesses to Uncle Cameraman that he is actually a Texas oil millionaire. I tried to Google him, but every site about him had a malware flag.
Day 3 and it's time for the Immunity Challenge. Tribes must work together to overcome a course of angled obstacles. Each gets progressively steeper. They'll carry ropes through the course until reaching a pair of heavy crates. The tribes must then drag their crates to the finish where four members will disassemble the planks to spell out a phrase. Galu gets off to a huge lead, but FFT closes. Galu is working well as a team with them helping each other over the obstacles. FFT does not start this practice till the last two.
Galu's lead dwindles during the crate-pulling phase, but they do start work on their puzzle first. FFT seems to be better at the puzzle, but Shambo had directed her tribe to find the planks for the top first. Her strategy succeeds and they quickly solve the rest. FFT is confused and uncoordinated as Galu wins immunity! They celebrate loudly, making FFT feel shame, LOL!
Back at camp, FFT starts the business of discussing who to boot. An early favorite is Ashley, as many see her as the weakest link. Mike, a 62 year old chef, is really pushing to boot her, mainly to save his own hide as being the oldest. Russell chats up everyone and Marisa sees this. She confronts him with her concerns about trusting him. That's enough to convince Russell that Marisa must get booted. He spins a web with the rest. Once again, Betsy has her doubts about him.
At Tribal Council, Jeff tells them they were not even close to solving the plank puzzle. Liz seems disappointed that her natural Asian smart- ness failed. The conversation quickly turns to whom should be voted off first. Sentiment is to get rid of the perceived weakest player, Ashley. But she goes into defense and lists her athletic prowess. She's very fit and works out, don't you know! Ben and Marisa then start bickering, and Russell uses the moment to fuel the flame. He tells Jeff they argue all the time. Russell then throws Marisa under the bus for being un- trustworthy. It's time to vote.
Jeff grabs the ballot urn when all have voted. The count is close between Marisa and Ashley. But Marisa then starts getting extras and when Jeff reads the sixth vote against her (the ninth overall) it's enough. She's the first one to be voted off. After snuffing out her torch, Jeff tells the rest of the tribe they better get their act together quickly, or else they'll be seeing a lot more of him at tribal council. LOL!
SPOILERS: An epic battle between the tribes results in Jeff having to disqualify one player for being too physical. Russell goes on the war- path, no doubt to further his scheme of making life miserable for FFT.
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