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*Men are like coolers....load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

*Men are like chocolate....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips

*Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long

*Men are like horoscopes....they always tel you what to do and are usually wrong

*Men are like plungers....they spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom

*Men are like cement....after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard

*Men are like laxatives....they irritate the shit out of you.

*Men are like parking spots....the good one's are taken and what's left is handicapped

*Men are like a never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last

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