*Men are like coolers....load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
*Men are like chocolate....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips
*Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long
*Men are like horoscopes....they always tel you what to do and are usually wrong
*Men are like plungers....they spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom
*Men are like cement....after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard
*Men are like laxatives....they irritate the shit out of you.
*Men are like parking spots....the good one's are taken and what's left is handicapped
*Men are like a snowstorm....you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last
