*Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
*Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
*God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
*I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit
*I wasn't born a bitch, Men like you made me this way.
*Keep honking while I reload
*Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
*Whoe were the beta testers for Preperations A through G?
*Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
*5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park
*EARTH FIRST! We'll stipmine the other planets later.
*If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
*If you can read this, I can hit my breaks and sue you
*Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
*Whitewater is over when the first lady sings
*Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
*My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
*Sure you can trust the government! Just ask the Indians!
*Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive!
*If we are what we eat: I'm cheap, fast, and easy!
*Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
