My weapon of choice (of COURSE I have a weapon, you foolish person) is a small knife I keep in my sleek little black boots. Nothing flashy, just ankle-high. I rate games by how fast I use the knife. Thusly:
Personal opinions may vary, of course, so if you don't like my ratings get your own damn page. Or e-mail me. Death threats should be sent to my address at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, D.C. C'mon, I dare ya! Bwock bwock!
I will be reviewing the following excellent (or not so; that's why I'm reviewing them, stupid) games on this here site when I update. As of now, please be content with names and a summary review. Stop by my little world again, y'hear? (I'll be giving complete reviews of these SOON. By Zeus's thimble, I swear it!)
My Mortal Kombat review is up, running, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Please send me Fatalities and such to review, because I haven't found them all yet.
I (knock on wood) shall be updating my Pride and Joy by tomorrow. Here's hoping! Meanwhile, try a slice of these tasty and nutritious sites. Try it! You'll like it!
NEW!2/2/01: Happy...err, Groundhog Day. Once again, an oversized rat way the hell in Pennsylvania tells us if we have six more weeks of misery to face. *sigh* Anyway...good news! I finally got the pictures of my Pride and Joy (My Tai of Eng, the precocious Peke) up on the Peke Log! Go visit, and revel in his presence... 1/24/01: First update of the new (real) Millennium! And to celebrate, I've added a link to the new Xena forum I made last month. As you may or may not remember, once upon a time, Justice and I had a forum. It was a small and humble forum, but we were proud of it, and cared for it--loved it even--and it grew for several months. Then one dark and stormy afternoon in mid-August, it was hacked into, and disappeared off the face of the Internet. I was inconsolable, and thought nothing could fill the gaping hole. Then shortly after Thanksgiving, I thought to myself, "Freya, you should move on with your life." And so I made a new forum. It can't take the place in my heart of the old one, but it's still special, in its own wonderful way. Also, moved the old Updates to its proper link.
The Artist Formerly Known As Odd-EyE has discovered another personality ("Not again!"). Meet the new face of Justice.
*IGNORE* I'm adding my page to the Malkavian Web Ring. This is, of course, a blatant attempt to get more hits, because my small but loyal collection of followers simply isn't enough for my ego.
Since my sister is such an important part of this site (ie, she does the dirty work), I have decided to officially include her name in it. Therefore, she shall henceforth be known as Pottery Sally. I'll include that name in wherever she's mentioned.
The Link and I
A General Links Page
My Super-Duper Mario 64 Review
My Quazy Quest 64 Review
My Zesty Zelda Review
My Mahvelous Mortal Kombat Review
My Mystical Zelda: Majora's Mask Review
My Melodious MediEvil Review
My Mint-a-licious Mischief Maker Review
My Spiffy Spyro Review
My Sparkling Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage Review
My Tangy Tai-Fu Review
My Tasty Turok Review
My Utterly Unreal Tournament Review
My Xany Xena Playstation Review
My Xifferiffic Xena N64 Fighting Game Review