UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 24 November 2009. Usually updated Wednesday each week or call the hotline at 1-866-run-4-beer.

Denver and Boulder: On Fridays if there is no Denver, Fullmoon or Boulder Flatlander hash, then the gang is usually at a happy hour location from 5:00 PM until 9:00 PM. You can get the details from the hotline 1-866-RUN-4-Beer or 1-866-786-4233.

Pike Peak: Sometimes these locations change. Contact NoGirth 719-238-6466 for questions. Wednesday 6:00pm we will be at Thirsty Parrot for beer and all that jazz. Thursday at 6pm at The Overtime Tavern, southeast corner of Union and Dublin, for Hasher company and beer. As always, Tuesday at 6pm Jack Quinn's Running Club (not really a Hash event).

Pike Peak Kimchi:Arctic Brewing is open every Thursday/Friday/Saturday 5pm to closing, hashers usually show up around 6:30ish and stay 'till we're kicked out. Call Arctic Brewery at (719) 243-7688 for questions.

BoulderFHHH #246 - 28 November @ 2:00pm

12th Anal Tuwkey Twat (aka BFHHH's 12th Analversary)
When: Saturday 11/28 2pm
Hares: Deep In The End and Friends
Bring: $6, ***WARM CLOTHES***, headlamp, turkey call or Cock Gobbler, warm apple pie
Dogs: Yes
Where: Table Mesa Park 'n' Ride, Boulder, CO
De-erections: FROM DENVER or BOULDER, take US36 to the Table Mesa Park 'n' Ride (Foothills Pkwy + S Boulder Rd). Go to the basement level and look for hashers.
Details: Trail will be plentiful, cold and sh!tty, just like the beer (and hounds?). It could be as plentiful, cold and sh)tty as last year.

Fort Collins Hash #83 - 28 November @ 2:00pm

WHEN: Saturday, 28 November 2009@ 2 p.m.
HARES: Head Eunuch and his gay son (Pays for Bus(c)h)
WHERE: Sanford's Grub and Pub on Harmony in Fort Collins (1526 Oakridge Dr)
TRAIL: Medium/Long length (4-7 miles) / Moderately hard (Shiggy and cornfields)
DOG/OVERSIZED RAT FRIENDLY: No, Nope, Nadda, DO NOT BRING THEM
BRING: $5, VIRGINS, Whistle, Shagbag, blah, blah, blah, dry shoes
D'ERECTIONS: I-25 N to Harmony Road. West on Harmony Road to McMurry Road. Left on McMurry (south) to Oak Ridge Drive. Right on Oak Ridge Drive (west). Look for Sanford's

Pikes Peak P2H4 #606 - 28 November @ 2:00pm

The triptiphan (sp) and shopping frenzy have worn off, the relatives are getting on your nerves, come HASH.
Saturday, November 28th, 2pm
Start: Benny's on east Colorado Ave.
Hares: Liquid Plumber and Cop Wife
Bring: $5, shagbag, whistle
Benny's is on the south side of Colorado Ave. just after going under the I25 overpass.

Denver H3 #724 - 2December @ 6:00pm

When. 6 Dec 09, 6:00PM
Where. The Capitol Steps at Colfax and Broadway
What. The ANAL hash of Lights
Cost. $5.00 per person
Hares. Ultrawimp, Triple Tongue, Sperm Crawler
What. We need a volunteer to drive a shag wagon otherwise what you wear is all you get at the end.
Other. We are supporting the Tits for Toys so bring a cash donation.
PreLub Location to be determined.
Parking Recommendation. Parking is free on Sunday. We recommend you park in the area of the Union Station and ride the shuttle to the start (19th and Wyncoop St.) This will put you in the proximity of the end as this is an A to B. We will not provide car runs as the shuttle runs to the start until late.
NOT BOW WOW Friendly. Beer Checks and End is in a Bar!
If you have questions or cannot make the run but want to come to the party contact Ultrawimp at ultrawimp@aol.com.

Denver Full Moon #269 - 3 December @ 7:00pm

When: Thursday December 3, 2009, 7 pm
Where: Irish Hound 575 Saint Paul St, Denver, CO (303) 996-0709
Hares: Cum Scout
Bring: Virgins, $5 hash cash, bring extra $$$ for the bars along the way. Hash cash will be used until it runs out after which you are on your own, whistle, trail is dog-friendly, ending is dog friendly, shag-bag. There will be a shag wagon. Ending will be outside. Bring warm clothes or risk perishing. This will keep the circle short. Trail is 4-5 miles and there are no water crossings. Remember how I said this would be a fun pub crawl with lots of walking and short distances? I lied. It will be challenging -- but two beer stops will calm your jangled nerves.
D-Erections: From I-25 go east on US-6 (exit 209A) to St. Paul street. You are on your own for parking.
If these d-erections don’t make sense or you have further questions call Cum Scout 303 905 0063.

Colorado Springs CKH3 #169 - 5 December @ 2:00pm

What: CKH3 #169 (Annual Beer Mile!
When: Saturday, December 5th at 2:00 PM
Where: Queen Palmer Elementary School, 1921 E. Yampa St.
Hare(s): 7 Second Pump
Directions: Just northeast of the intersection of Union BLVD/Cache La Poudre St. in Colorado Springs.
Bring: $5, a can or package of non-perishable food, and a shagbag. THERE WILL BE NO SHAGWAGON. The beer mile consists of four ¼ mile laps with a beer consumed on every lap. This is the only way to earn your Kimchi “Special Olympics” tab. The other tabs will be available to earn at this hash as well. Keg beer will be provided; feel free to bring your own beer if you have a special preference. Come celebrate the 169th running of the Kimchi with us!

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
581 29 November open ?
582 13 December Oral B and Blue Lips TbTfT
583 27 December Anitahare ?
584 1 January 2010 Who wants to hare? Hangover Hash
585 10 January open ?
586 24 January open, Anitahare and Who wants to hare? ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Lowlife. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
725 20 December TongueHole in the Jungle & Just Lynne ?
726 3 January open ?
727 17 January open ?
728 7 February Le Skin Flute Stupidbowl
If you want to hare, email UltraWimp. The Denver hare can pick Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
607 12 December No Girth Elfis
608 26 December Phacial Kondom 12 Down Downs of Christmas
609 9 January Deep Throat, RearEnded ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Quality A$$h0le. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
269 December 2 December ? C+m scout
270 December 31 December ? open
271 January 30 January ? AnybodysBitch
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
152 and beyond Spring 2010 open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday...there's no football...what else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first time out.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by e-mail. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. Peewee

Fort Collins H3

Number Date Hares Theme
84 26 December open ?
85 January open ?
86 February open ?
87 March Krabs R Us ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact Free Busch.

Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
247 12 December Winter Solstice, STDT and Q
248 2 January Spermize
249 16 January G4
250 30 January open
251 13 February open
252 27 February open
253 13 March open
254 27 March Spring Equinox, STDT and Q

If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact Chacockqua.

Colorado Kimchi H3

Number Date Hares Theme
169 12 December 7 Second Pump Beer Mile
170 19 December Brownie & MILF RED DRESS

To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Lick my Lincoln.

Other upcoming hash events:

  • The Last Snow Down Hash, Durango, Colorado - January 27 through January 31, 2010
  • 14th Colorado InviHash, Woodland Park, Colorado - September 3 through September 6, 2010; contact = Dairy Godmother

    • Hotline Numbers:

  • Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak/Ft. Collins/FullMoon HHH Hotline: 1-866-RUN-4-BEER or 1-866-786-4233
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Durango HHH runs the last Saturday of each month. Contact Heinous Anus for more details.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 Aqua Lungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • Colorado Kimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Lick my Lincoln
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month: GM = Head Eunuch Wanker name Bill Hintze 970.493.2378; RA = Sperm Crawler Wanker Name Jeff Abram 970.223.4776
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: Offensive Discharge or 303-514-7110

    From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map a trail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Cheap but GOOD beer location

    From Hi, I'm Gay on 29 August 2005:
    The cheap beer place has raised their prices.
    $15 case import
    $10 case domestic bottles 24/20 pack
    $10 30-pack domestic cans
    $8 case domestic cans
    Other specials vary depending on what is available (i.e. last Saturday was two cases of Boddingtons for $15!). Opens at 8, get there at 7:30AM, and don't go the weekened before a holiday. Also, bring a hand cart and a friend, otherwise you'll be carrying all your beer out, and the friend can guard your stash as you hunt for more beverage. It's a cash-only sale.
    DIRECTIONS: I-25 to I-70 East. Head EAST on I-70 to the Dahlia EXIT. Go NORTH on Dahlia to 51st. Turn into the parking lot of Western Distribution.

    Additional note from Tick Dick:
    They only sell beer in bottles or cans (i.e., no kegs) to the public on Saturdays between 8 am and noon in a “scratch and dent” sale. Otherwise, you must have and show a liquor license to purchase beer from them. Phone (303) 388-5755. Address 4545 E. 51st Ave., Denver.
    Southern Wine & Spirits, 5270 Fox St., Denver, 80217, (303) 298-8810, sells discount wine and liquor, but not beer. They split off from Western Distributing two years ago.

    Hashing WWW Resources:
  • ZiPpY's Home Page
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  • Boulder HHH Home page
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  • Denver HHH Home Page
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  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
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  • Guide for Hares - read it!
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  • Seacoast Hash House Harriers
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    If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  or Birdman = gnscott1 atsign comcast.net.

    OnOn.....Birdman
    GM Boulder HHH
    gnscottb atsign hotmail.com
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