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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 10 November 2009. Usually updated Wednesday each week or call the hotline at 1-866-run-4-beer.

Denver and Boulder: On Fridays if there is no Denver, Fullmoon or Boulder Flatlander hash, then the gang is usually at a happy hour location from 5:00 PM until 9:00 PM. You can get the details from the hotline 1-866-RUN-4-Beer or 1-866-786-4233.

Pike Peak: Sometimes these locations change. Contact NoGirth 719-238-6466 for questions. Wednesday 6:00pm we will be at Thirsty Parrot for beer and all that jazz. Thursday at 6pm at The Overtime Tavern, southeast corner of Union and Dublin, for Hasher company and beer. As always, Tuesday at 6pm Jack Quinn's Running Club (not really a Hash event).

Pike Peak Kimchi:Arctic Brewing is open every Thursday/Friday/Saturday 5pm to closing, hashers usually show up around 6:30ish and stay 'till we're kicked out. Call Arctic Brewery at (719) 243-7688 for questions.

Boulder Costume Pub Crawl - 13 November @ 6:00pm

Friday the 13th Costume Pub Crawl: Monty Python Theme
Boulder has seen superheros and porn star mustaches running amok in the streets on previous Friday the 13ths, but as the apocalypse approaches, nothing could scare the Boulderites more than Dead Parrots, Silly Walks, the Rabbit of Caerbannog, Lumberjacks, and Holy Handgrenades. (The theme encompasses all Monty Python in honor of their 40th annaversary, not just Holy Grail.)
Location: The Attic 949 Walnut Street Boulder Colorado
Prelube: Happy Hour 4-6pm
Start: Hares off at "6:30" (Yeah right...)
Pay as you go, hares will provide a booze break at some point on trail. There will be modified marks, including Silly Walk Checks (Enforced by the Ministry of Silly Walks. See www.sillywalksgenerator.com), Mandatory Mount-Ups where you will have to ride your trusty steed (to coconut shell clomping noises), and DRINKING!
What to bring: You in costume (or you're buying the pack a round at each stop), coconut shells, Monty Python Songs, Damsels in Distress, Kinghts who Say Ni (IT!), money, ID, virgins and the desire to get drunk and have fun.
Call 50-Drug-Halt or 503-329-8118 to catch up.

Pikes Peak P2H4 #605 - 14 November @ 2:00pm

Thanksgiving Hash
Hares: Sh%t-Yeah and Snatch-N-Sniff
When: 2:00 pm Saturday, November 14, 2009
Details: Featuring Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings (including vegetarian dishes), and the always appreciated “Best Breasts in the West” competition. it’s your own fault if you go home hungry or horny.
Dogs: Sorry, not this trail.
Bring: $5 and shag bag
D’erections: From I-25, take North Academy exit (150). Turn East onto Academy Blvd. Take left onto Briargate Blvd (corner of Chapel Hills Mall). Follow Briargate uphill to Union Blvd. Turn left into shopping plaza. Good Company located in NW corner.
Lost: Call 719.360.3805

BoulderFHHH #245 - 14 November @ 2:00pm

When: Saturday 11/14 2pm
Hares: I Blow and G4
Bring: $6, virgins, fire extinguishers, virgins, and your finest personal fragrances
Dogs: Regretfully no
Where: The little park on Gold Hill Drive off Baseline, Lafayette, CO
De-erections: Go to Baseline between 95th and 287, turn south onto Gold Hill Drive. MAP. There is a small park a block south of Baseline; meet there. Weather will depend upon the meteorological conditions.

Boulder #580 - 15 November @ 2:00pm

Hares: Pump Me Harder and Butt Nugget
When: Sunday, November 15th at 2 pm
Where: Chacockqua Park in Boulder (more detailed directions later)
If lost, call: PMH @ 720-840-4371 or BN @ 303-901-5103
Cost: $5
Will trail be easy? Hmm... the hares are PMH and BN, the start is at Chatauqua park in BOULDER. I'm thinking no. But here's a tip: carbo load, taper for the hash so you have reserves in the tank, bring extra water and a pacing team! But the vistas! And the brew! It WILL be worth the effort! Truth: it will be basically uphill, and downhill. It will be apx 5 or so miles. There will be no pavement.
Dogs: OK on trail, but not sure yet about the on-in.
What to bring: in addition to the pacing team, you'll want warm clothes to change into at the end, some cash to buy food with, a timing chip, a bib number, and a personal masseuse to ease the pains you earned on trail. Circle might be outside and it could be ch-ch-chillly.

Denver H3 #723 - 22 November @ 2:00pm

WHAT: Run your asses off through the streets of 5 points, eat lots of food and drink beer
WHEN: SUNDAY, November 22nd @ 2pm
START: TBD
DOG FRIENDLY? Outside yes, in the house-no.
WHAT TO BRING: $5, virgins, and a side-dish, dessert or bottle of wine WHAT TO WEAR: Come dressed as your favorite pilgrim or Indian. Kevlar vest optional.
For those of you not familiar with the 'Hash'n Da Hood', after the run we will have 2 turkeys (non-hashers), your side dishes, and dessert, along with a keg.

BoulderFHHH #246 - 28 November @ 2:00pm

12th Anal Tuwkey Twat (aka BFHHH's 12th Analversary)
When: Saturday 11/28 2pm
Hares: Deep In The End and Friends
Bring: $6, ***WARM CLOTHES***, headlamp, turkey call or Cock Gobbler, warm apple pie
Dogs: Yes
Where: Table Mesa Park 'n' Ride, Boulder, CO
De-erections: FROM DENVER or BOULDER, take US36 to the Table Mesa Park 'n' Ride (Foothills Pkwy + S Boulder Rd). Go to the basement level and look for hashers.
Details: Trail will be plentiful, cold and shitty, just like the beer (and hounds?). It could be as plentiful, cold and shitty as last year. Or the year before.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
581 29 November open ?
582 13 December Oral B and Blue Lips TbTfT
583 27 December Anitahare ?
584 1 January 2010 Who wants to hare? Hangover Hash
585 10 January open ?
586 24 January open, Anitahare and Who wants to hare? ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Lowlife. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
724 6 December Ultra W Hash of Lights
725 20 December open ?
726 3 January open ?
727 17 January open ?
728 7 February Le Skin Flute Stupidbowl
If you want to hare, email UltraWimp. The Denver hare can pick Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
606 28 November Liquid Plumer Cop Wife
607 12 December No Girth Elfis
608 26 December Phacial Kondom 12 Down Downs of Christmas
609 9 January Deep Throat, RearEnded ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Quality A$$h0le. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
269 December 2 December ? C+m scout
270 December 31 December ? open
271 January 30 January ? AnybodysBitch
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
152 and beyond Spring 2010 open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday...there's no football...what else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first time out.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by e-mail. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. Peewee

Fort Collins H3

Number Date Hares Theme
83 28 November open ?
84 26 December open ?
85 January open ?
86 February open ?
87 March Krabs R Us ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact Free Busch.

Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
247 12 December Winter Solstice, STDT and Q
248 2 January Spermize
249 16 January G4
250 30 January open
251 13 February open
252 27 February open
253 13 March open
254 27 March Spring Equinox, STDT and Q

If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact Chacockqua.

Colorado Kimchi H3

Number Date Hares Theme
168 21 November open ?
169 12 December 7 Second Pump Beer Mile
170 19 December Brownie & MILF RED DRESS

To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Lick my Lincoln.

Other upcoming hash events:

  • The Last Snow Down Hash, Durango, Colorado - January 27 through January 31, 2010
  • 14th Colorado InviHash, Woodland Park, Colorado - September 3 through September 6, 2010; contact = Dairy Godmother

    • Hotline Numbers:

  • Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak/Ft. Collins/FullMoon HHH Hotline: 1-866-RUN-4-BEER or 1-866-786-4233
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Durango HHH runs the last Saturday of each month. Contact Heinous Anus for more details.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 Aqua Lungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • Colorado Kimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Lick my Lincoln
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month: GM = Head Eunuch Wanker name Bill Hintze 970.493.2378; RA = Sperm Crawler Wanker Name Jeff Abram 970.223.4776
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: Offensive Discharge or 303-514-7110

    From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map a trail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Cheap but GOOD beer location

    From Hi, I'm Gay on 29 August 2005:
    The cheap beer place has raised their prices.
    $15 case import
    $10 case domestic bottles 24/20 pack
    $10 30-pack domestic cans
    $8 case domestic cans
    Other specials vary depending on what is available (i.e. last Saturday was two cases of Boddingtons for $15!). Opens at 8, get there at 7:30AM, and don't go the weekened before a holiday. Also, bring a hand cart and a friend, otherwise you'll be carrying all your beer out, and the friend can guard your stash as you hunt for more beverage. It's a cash-only sale.
    DIRECTIONS: I-25 to I-70 East. Head EAST on I-70 to the Dahlia EXIT. Go NORTH on Dahlia to 51st. Turn into the parking lot of Western Distribution.

    Additional note from Tick Dick:
    They only sell beer in bottles or cans (i.e., no kegs) to the public on Saturdays between 8 am and noon in a “scratch and dent” sale. Otherwise, you must have and show a liquor license to purchase beer from them. Phone (303) 388-5755. Address 4545 E. 51st Ave., Denver.
    Southern Wine & Spirits, 5270 Fox St., Denver, 80217, (303) 298-8810, sells discount wine and liquor, but not beer. They split off from Western Distributing two years ago.

    Hashing WWW Resources:
  • ZiPpY's Home Page
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  • Boulder HHH Home page
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  • Denver HHH Home Page
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  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
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  • Guide for Hares - read it!
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  • Seacoast Hash House Harriers
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    If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  or Birdman = gnscott1 atsign comcast.net.

    OnOn.....Birdman
    GM Boulder HHH
    gnscottb atsign hotmail.com
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