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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 2 July 2015. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Denver Full Moon #312 - 3 July @ 7:00pm

WHAT: Running of the Bulls
WHEN: Friday July 3rd, 7:00pm
WHERE: SE Denver close to Arapahoe and S. Peoria St, there's an empty cul-de-sac. We will meet here. https://goo.gl/maps/d9Xqs
HARE: What's My Name BcTCH
TRAIL: A-B, a section of trail will be a hash style running of the bulls where the guys will run au naturel (nekkid).
HASHCASH: $5
BRING: Flashlight, a lack of modesty, dry clothes to wear at the on-after, more cash to buy the hare drinks at the On-After, virgins, a thirst for beer, tan lines.
On-After: Maggie Smith's Irish Pub, 6631 S Peoria st, Englewood, 80111

Fort Collins H3 #156 - 4 July @ 2:00pm

July 4th is coming upon us and the celebration of America is a traditional event and since Hashers like traditions we are going to appease America with a Hash, a BBQ, and some fireworks!
Let me begin, the fireworks will not be the little sparkly things from Colorado. The Tiny's are road tripping it to the big 'Ol State of Wyoming and getting the good stuff.
Start: Fair Grounds Park in Loveland, CO
D'erections: Old Fairground Drive off of HWY 287/ Lincoln Ave (located between HWY 402 and 8th St) which is the baseball field side of the park, when you enter the park, park in the southern most lot basically, take a left. Or if you Google it Google Metric Motors and Voilla.
2PM hash A to B via X and T
What to bring: chair, virgins, ID, dry clothes, spirit, virgins, whistles, thirst for beer and cider
Circle and On After will be at The Tiny's---BBQ'ing Brisket and whatever else TWB decides to grill, there will be vegetarian and gluten free options as well. TWB will also be doing his shrimp boil :)
Hash Cash: $7, accepting donations for BBQ feast and fireworks extravaganza, contributions for the shrimp boil= one 1lb bag of frozen, uncooked shrimp
THEME: Be as American as you can be! And to encourage the Americaness win a prize from TPL. We are offering crash space for Saturday night.
If wanting to celebrate the entire 4th of July weekend, the Tiny's are offering crash space for Friday night as well and we would enjoy taking you around to some of Loveland's local breweries. There are also hotels nearby. The Tiny place is located at 1383 6th Street SE Loveland 80537. If possible, please RSVP as that will help us to determine the food and drink amounts we should have on hand. Even if you don't RSVP, you can still join us, we would love to see you!
Tiny Whiney Bctch 970.692.0152, Tiny Penguin Load 970.815.1533

Boulder H3 #738 - 4 July @ 6:00pm

Wear your best red, white and blew so when you charge after me, it will look like a battle scene from The Patriot.
Hare(s): The only one capable of haring on the 4th, me.
When? 5:69pm. Beano, there will be a trail to follow when you show up at 7:52.
Where? The South parking lot of Fairview High School (the one that is next to Greenbriar Road) because nothing is more American than drinking in a high school parking lot. Fairview High School, 1515 Greenbriar Blvd, Boulder, CO 80305
Kids? Sure bring them, there should be plenty of beer.
Strollers? No, you can walk Amber and we all know it.
K69s? Only if they lick Peanut-butter.
What to bring: Hotdogs, baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet. Red, white and blue, muscle cars, 5 American dollars, ID to prove you are a real American and love for the greatest President of all time: Franklin Pierce
What not to Bring: Anything made outside the USA.
Also: There is a 4k at Avery that several racist hashers will be participating in. Why do this to yourself? All you can drink Avery beer afterwards with race entry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heL2Czeraw

Pikes Peak P2H4 #752- 4 July @ 2:00pm

WHAT: 4th of July/Uncle Sam's 239th Birthday
HARES: Penny 4 Ur Twot and Schwans Kaisa
WHEN: Saturday, 4 July 2015 @ 2pm-ish
TRAIL: A to B with SHIGGY and shag wagon. Dog in 4 wheel stroller with leash friendly.
D'ERECTIONS: MAP 252 E. Cheyenne Mountain Boulevard/South Nevada /115. South of downtown. From I-25 exit at Circle/Lake. Go west on Lake. Left at 115/South. Right at Cheyenne Mtn Blvd. Second right = Hatch.
PLAN: 9ish watch Fireworks from ON IN
BRING: Red, white and blue virgins, birthday suit/dress/bikini/thong, squirt gun, sunscreen, hat, whistle, $5 hash cash
LOST/Text: 719.492.4412

Boulder H3 #739 - 10 to 12 July @ 5:00pm

What: 5th Annual Boulder H3 Summer Campout
When: Friday, July 10 to Sunday, July 12
Hash Cash: $20 to Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick. Before the campout, either send $20 to Weird.Ball.Yank.a.Dick@gmail.com through Paypal (https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/send) or hand me $20 cash (non-consecutive, unmarked bills). Please put your hash name (and that of anyone whose rego you're paying for) in the Paypal notes.
Where: Arapaho National Forest: Coordinates 40.259206, -105.891770
Lady Dayz will get out there early Friday morning in hopes to claim our desired site. If the desired site is not attained the website, Facebook and the email list will all be notified with the new GPS coordinates. Anyway you slice it, we will be along the same road, so follow the directions below.
D’erections: Last year we had some tough directions. This year, we are giving you all the info you can possibly handle in hopes that no one will get lost. By Car Here are the Google Maps directions. Find your way to I-70 West from wherever you are coming from, the directions are as follows: Head southwest on I-70 W Take exit 232 toward U.S. 40 E/Empire/Granby (drive for 0.3 mi) Continue onto US-40 W (drive for 3.5 mi) Slight right to stay on US-40 W (drive for 43.2 mi) Turn right onto US-34 E (drive for 9.5 mi) Turn left onto Co Hwy 4 (drive for 1.9 mi) Turn right to stay on Co Hwy 4 (drive for 1.1 mi) *Slight right onto Co Hwy 455/Kawuneeche Rd 120 (drive for 3.0 mi) Turn right when you see the sign and the campsite will be at the end of a single lane road about a quarter mile long. *There is a tricky part, however. Step No. 8 on Google says Hwy 455 but, in real life, the sign for this road says 120 (Kawuneeche Rd 120). When you reach this sign, bear right. Then just under 3 miles down the road is our site.
By Train: There is a train from Denver to Granby for $36 one way. You’ll have to arrange transportation from Granby to the campsite on your own.
Itinerary: Friday All day: Arrival and insane drinking. Lady Dayz will be there early so come try to find him busting one out behind a tree he thinks no one is around. Evening time: A hastily put together short Hash put together by whomever wants. 12 PM: Midnight Naked Hash #1
Saturday All day: Insane drinking. 3 PM: The main event Hash set by Self-Service Truck Stop, Mach 1.Whore, Brrrggghhhhhh. 12 PM: Midnight Naked Hash #2
Sunday Morning: Cleanup, finish off the beer, awards for the most unforeseen hookup and most creative hair, drinking.
What's this all about? Like previous years this will be wilderness car camping. That means bring a poop shovel and a distaste for cleanliness in general. Also bring anything beyond beer that you need to keep you alive for the weekend.
What you get: All the (good) beer you can drink! That's right, no schwag beer this year! Hashing, lack of communication with the outside world

Fort Collins H3 #157 - 24 to 25 July @ 2:00pm

WHAT: 2nd bi-annual Fort Morgan Hash Campout
WHEN: Friday, July 24–Saturday, July 25
WHERE: 208 Grant Street, Fort Morgan, CO 80701
HARE: Consolation Prize
FRIDAY NIGHT TRAIL: 8 p.m. dinner and pub crawl
SATURDAY “THONG ON” TRAIL: Hare out at 10 a.m. BBQ after
HASH CASH: Friday dinner and drinks are self-funded, campout/crash space is free if staying with the Hare! $10 for hash and BBQ on Saturday.
D'ERECTIONS: Fort Morgan is 50 minutes from Brighton and Greeley; 83 miles east of Fort Collins (going through Greeley), and 86 miles northeast of Boulder (going through Fort Lupton). Travel time is an hour-and-a-half from those locations. Northerners from I-25 exit Highway 34 (Loveland) and head east, merge I-76 east. Denver metro dwellers and anyone coming from the south, from I-25 exit I-76 east. Both travelers take exit 80 off I-76, turn right onto Main Street (look for the McDonalds). Turn left onto Platte Ave (look for the Walgreens). Turn right onto Grant Street (look for the Tattoo Parlor). House is a yellow, two-story on the left at the end of the street. 208 Grant Street
PARKING: on street
RSVP so I know how much beer and grub to get mailto:barronkt@yahoo.com
BRING: ID, hash cash, sleeping bag, tent, thong, a drinking vessel if you have a favorite, a whistle, virgins, bail money, sunscreen, and a toothbrush.
HASH CRASH: Consolation Prize is the opening her house as the eastern plains Hash Headquarters for this one-night event. Crash space (i.e. actual beds) is limited to first come bases. The backyard is available to set up tents.
CONTACT INFO: Call Consolation Prize at 520 two-five-six 5524 if you're lost or need info on the hash.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
740 25 July open ?
741 8 August open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
863 11 July open ?
864 25 July open ?
865/td> 8 August open ?
866 22 August open ?
867 5 September open ?
868 19 September open ?
869 3 October open ?
870 17 October open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
753 18 July open ?
754 1 August open ?
755 15 August Chucky Cheeks After Ascent
756 29 August Yeastee Boy and Breadbox Parrothead
757 12 September No Dick ?
758 26 September Erection Master, WFC, and Handjob Octoberfest
759 10 October open ?
760 24 October NoGirth Come as you ain't
761 7 November S^*t Yeah and Snatch n Snif Beast Breasts (Thanksgiving)
762 21 November open ?
763 5 December NoGirth Santa Girth
764 19 December Erection Master, WFC, NIPS, and Handjob Jingle Balls
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
313 31 July 31 July - Blue Moon ?
314 29 August 29 August - Sturgeon Moon ?
315 28 September 28 September - Harvest Moon ?
316 27 October 27 October - Hunters Moon ?
317 25 November 25 November - Beaver Moon ?
318 25 December 25 December - Cold Moon ?
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
223 13 July K9 Jelly
224 27 July Brownie and BLOS
225 10 August Something About Nipples / Phantom Puy
226 24 August Penny for Your Tw't / Schwanz Kaes
227 7 September Chucky Cheeks
228 21 September Fore Dicks
229 5 October Slug Sucker
230 19 October Nacheaux A88
231 2 November Brownie / $100 F'k

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
158 14-15 August need hare Friday night Fortlander Campout
159 29 August Pussy Dominatrix / Dick Derailleur bike hash?
160 12 September Daddy's Key to My V / Filipenis ?
161 26 September Tick Dick ?
162 10 October Tiny Penguin Load ?
163 31 October Fatal If Swallowed / Yeast Infection ?
164 14 November open ?
165 28 November LMO / Pussy Dominatrix ?
166 12 December open ?
167 26 December open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
360 ? July open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
313 11 July open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 4 July open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
92 8 July open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? July open
5 ? August open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 2 July 2 July - Buck Moon open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Denver Mile High Humpin' Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
18 15 July open
19 29 July open
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Honey Bunches of P. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
303 ? July open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.