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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 25 March 2015. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #84 - 25 March @ 6:30pm

Who: You and your hot friends/virgins
When: Wednesday, March 25 @ 6:30 HST
Where: Adam's Apple Lounge, 3302 Austin Bluffs Pkwy #A, Colorado Springs, CO 80918
Hares: K9 Jelly and BLOS. 4D will likely be our cabana boy.
Trail: A to A. $5 hash cash. Dog (and Ellie-Mae) friendly.
Bring: Your party hat and sexy Capri pants.

Denver Mile High HumpingH3 #11 - 25 March @ 7:00pm

WHEN: Wednesday, March 25, 2015 7:00pm HST
WHERE: 8200 Sports Blvd (Lowry Sports Complex, parking lot near the basketball courts)
WHAT: Four scuzzy beers + four laps = one Hashy beer mile! For wankers who have not partaken in a beer mile, here is the set up:
1. This is an INDIVIDUAL event. Those participating will gather at the start location and time, (plus 15-30 minute hasher grace period), at the beer truck which is the staging area.
2. Clock is started, participants drink a beer (must be witnessed/recorded at staging area), and run/sprint/jog/walk/crawl a lap on your own merit. Must notify time keeper/recorder to count.
3. Repeat until all four beers and laps are complete
4. AFTER individual's laps are complete, their beer mile clock is stopped and individual time is recorded, BUT all contents of beer must remain in stomach/mouth for 5 minutes. (SEE below penalties for abusing beer).
**Penalties for abusing the hash beer mile beer or cheating: -puking during beer mile: +2 mins added to your time -Cheating of any kind(i.e. not finishing a beer, short-cutting route, spousal scandal, not completing any of steps 1-4, or anything else not deemed fit by RA or recorder): disqualification from placing in that beer mile.
Beer miles are a beast of a trial, but fun. Best time will get some sort of amazing hash prize. Spectators/jeerers/cheerers are welcome, but honestly, what hasher can't drink four beers and walk a mile? None that I know of!
Questions regarding MH3 beer mile. contact Easy Button!

Pikes Peak P2H4 #745 - 28 March @ 2:00pm

What: Black Forest
When: Saturday, March 28th, 2 P.M.
Where: First parking lot in Black Forest Regional Park
De'erections: From Hwy 83, take Shoup Road going East. Turn left at Milam Road, take immediate right into first parking lot.
Hare: No Dick
Bring: Appetite for ground turkey posole, thirst for beer, whistle, $5, etc.
Trail: A to B, short and stupid, not dog-friendly. Felines are at the on-in, so bring your allergy medicine if you're allergic.
On-In: Non-hashers call 494-0279 for directions, etc.

Boulder H3 #739 - 28 March @ 2:00pm

When: Saturday 3/28 @ 1:69 HST (aka 2:09pm)
Where: Oskar Blues, Lyons
Hares: Amber Alert and Cockchester
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: The Hashit (reminder to self), scars from Holidaze, whistles, virgins, shag bags, and a strong desire to hare a future trail.
Trail: A-B
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Adventure seeking dogs perhaps. Leave the one-eyed chihuahuas at home.
D'Erections: https://goo.gl/maps/EuGrB

Fort Collins H3 #153 - 29 March @ 2:00pm

Sunday, March 29th, 2 p.m.
French theme - wear your beret, mustache, pantomime outfits
Location will be in SE Fort Collins
Sticky Buns

Denver Full Moon #311 - 3 April @ 7:00pm

WHEN: Friday April 3rd, 7:00pm (1900)
WHERE: The Sportsbook Sports Bar, 9660 E Arapahoe Road Greenwood Village CO 80112, http://goo.gl/i1FuWA
HARE: A?? Whisperer
BRING: An Illumination Device, $5 Hash Cash, The Need to Hash at Night
TRAIL: The trail will be easy and flat just like Beanoís mom.

Denver H3 #859 - 3 May @ 2:00pm

WHEN: SUNDAY, May 3, 2015 at 2:00 pm
WHERE: Rhyolite Regional Park, Castle Rock, CO.
HARES: Speedbump and Keeps It Up
BRING: $5 and shiny new shoes. This trail has no shade, so, unless youíre sure it will rain, bring sun screen etc.
DIRECTIONS: FROM THE NORTH: Go south on I-25 to the Plum Creek Parkway exit in Castle Rock (Exit 181). Exit and turn east under I-25 for a couple of blocks to the first traffic light that isnít part of the I-25 interchange. The light is at Wilcox Street. Turn right (south) on Wilcox and proceed 2.0 miles to Crystal Valley Parkway. There is a sign on the right side of Wilcox shortly before Crystal Valley Parkway that points to Rhyolite Regional Park. Turn left (east) on Crystal Valley Parkway and proceed 2.0 miles to Rhyolite Regional Park. Park in the part of the lot closet to the entrance.
FROM THE SOUTH: Go north on I-25 to the Tomah Road exit (Exit 174). Exit and at the stop sign dogleg to the right and go north on the access road on the east side of I-25. Proceed about 5 miles to Crystal Valley Parkway. There is no sign for Rhyolite Regional Park coming up from the south, but a substantial concrete bridge that carries Crystal Valley Parkway over the railroad tracks east of the access road is visible to your right as you approach. Turn right (east) on Crystal Valley Parkway and proceed 2.0 miles to Rhyolite Regional Park. Park in the part of the lot closet to the entrance.
THEMES: Spectacular views on trail and celebrating the spiritual unity of DH3 and P2H3. This is probably a good trail for a virgin - reasonably short, fantastic scenery and fully scouted.
DOGS AND STROLLERS: The trail is not suitable for baby strollers and dogs are a bad idea for this trail.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
733 11 April Amber Alert ?
734 25 April open ?
735 9 May open ?
736 23 May open ?
737 6 June open ?
738 20 June open ?
739 10-12 July Amber Alert near Granby campout
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
857 18 April open ?
858 ? April open ?
859 3 May Speedbump near Castle Rock
860 16 May open ?
861 ? June open ?
862 ? June open ?
863 ? July open ?
864 ? July open ?
865 8 August open ?
866 22 August open ?
867 5 September open ?
868 ? September open ?
869 3 October open ?
870 17 October open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
746 11 April Piggus Dickus and Silence of the Labia hash wedding
747 25 April NoGirth #5 Iron Girth
748 9 May Yeastee Boy and Bread Box Boonies
749 23 May Chucky B-day
750 6 June open ?
751 20 June S=+t Yeah and Snatch N Sniff KomeOnIWannaLeighYa
752 4 July Penny and Schwanz Something Patriotic
753 18 July open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
312 4 May 4 May - Flower Moon ?
313 2 June 2 June - Strawberry Moon ?
314 2 July 2 July - Buck Moon ?
315 31 July 31 July - Blue Moon ?
316 29 August 29 August - Sturgeon Moon ?
317 28 September 28 September - Harvest Moon ?
318 27 October 27 October - Hunters Moon ?
319 25 November 25 November - Beaver Moon ?
320 25 December 25 December - Cold Moon ?
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
219 20 April No Girth
220 4 May open
221 18 May open
222 1 June open
223 15 June open
224 29 June open
225 13 July open
226 27 July open
227 10 August open
228 24 August open
229 7 September Chucky Cheeks
230 21 September open
231 5 October open
232 19 October open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
154 25 April open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
360 ? March open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
307 4 April open ?
308 18 April open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 4 April open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
85 8 April open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? March open
5 ? April open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 4 May 4 May - Flower Moon open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Denver Mile High Humpin' Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
12 29 April open
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Honey Bunches of P. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
302 ? March open
303 ? April open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.