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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 15 May 2013. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #37 - 15 May @ 6:00pm

What: Free Black Forest Hump Day Hash
When: Wednesday, May. 15th, 2013, 6 P.M.
Where: No Dick’s dump, 14145 Holmes Road
De’erections: From Hwy 83, take Shoup Road going East. After approx. 4 miles, turn left onto Holmes Road. Continue North on Holmes Road for about 1 3/4 miles. Look for a mail box in the form of a motorcycle gas tank on the left and a sign on a utility pole on the right that reads: ‘PP H4,’ with an arrow pointing East down my main driveway. Take a right down this driveway, past a green metal garage on the left. My place is just beyond the garage (on the left), a white stucco house with brown trim. The numbers ‘14145’ are on one of my gate posts. Please park somewhere inside my gate (and not on my neighbors’ property).
Hare: No Dick
Bring: Appetite for ground buffalo chili, thirst for beer, whistle, light, $0, etc.
Trail: A to A, very short, not dog-friendly. Trail is so short, my little head is like: ‘LOL! It’s shorter than me!’ Fuzzy things are at the on-in, so bring your allergy medicine if you’re allergic to cats. Hare will be out at about 6:20 P.M.
Call 494-0279 if you get lost.

BoulderFlatlanders H3 #332 - 17 May @ 6:00pm

What: The Quadraliteratives are lost at the Ponds!
When: Friday, May 17th @ 6 PM
Where: Walden Ponds
Hares: B4 and G4! and when one quadraliterative hares, ALL quadraliteratives hare!
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: shiggy-friendly clothing, headlamp, dry stuff and maybe even warm things for after, bug spray, whistle, fishin' hat so you can fish and whistle, whistle and a fish. Pickaxe and mining hat also suggested but not required.
Dogs: No =(
Trail: Medium A-A''
On After: Apparently there is a new star trek movie opening on the 17th, and also a BYO 6pack craft beer theme party in south boulder leaving options for everyone!
D'erections: Go here look for other hill-billys, i mean hashers engaged in various self-depraved acts

Denver H3 #809 - 18 May @ 2:00pm

Paragraph 1 Situation: Enemy Forces: Park Rangers (Who will ticket you for dogs off leash if we are caught), Roaming Hares, Police, and Civilians yelling ADAM!
Paragraph 2 Mission: Hashers will show up at Dedisse by 1400hrs to participate in hare hunting activities on 18 May 13.
Paragraph 3 Execution: Commencing at 1400hrs hashers will meet somewhere in Dedisse get along C470 or I 70 West to the following instructions
Dieerections: for Dedisse Park Colorado get a map of Evergreen. From I70 Take exit 252 Evergreen Park Way almost to the lake. On the right you will see the sign on the right. Turn in and look for hash marks as we are not sure where we will start in the park (If you hit the town of Evergreen you went too far ).
From C470 turn on the Morrison Exit and go through the town of Morrison. Keep driving straight at the lighty on the other side of town to Bear Creak Road (74) through Kittredge through Evergreen to the lake and continue right after the lake. As soon as you bear right you will see the sign on the left
Four legged Animals and kids are welcome but we will not "dilute" has songs at the end. Just remember Wimps son sang Swing Low with had gestures for his class when he was 7.
Paragraph 4 Service Support: We have no idea about parking so car pool if possible. You will need WATER, sun screen, bug and Dry Stuff, rain gear, cold weather attire. Hashers will donate (mandatory) $6 to keep the hares in the lap of luxury. Shag Bags are encouraged (end is outdoors) (trust the hares). Beer and succulent military style dinners will be made by the Mess Kitchen or we may just have traditional hash food. Bring your own snake bite kit or Wimp will handle it for you even if you dont get bit.
Paragraph 5 Command and Communications: Command Structure Major A$$hole Ultrawimp, Sergeant Major Horses A$$ Spermcrawler and Corporal (finally promoted) Non Dairy Creamer.
Weather: expected to be cold, rainy, snow, hot, or dry with a possibility of wind unless it doesn't. Guaranteed to be 10 degrees cooler than the front range with a nice shady trail and ending location! Optional Poison Ivy might be available on demand. OUT DOOR ENDING!

Colorado Springs CKH3 #258 - 18 May @ 2:00pm

What: The Annual Century Club and Beer Mile 2013
When: Saturday, May 18, 2013, 2:00ish pm
Start: House of the Mighty 3M: 2108 Manitoba Dr, 80910
Hares: The one, the only the incredible incorrigible 3M and Our Own Haberdasher Juicy Pearl
DisErections: GFW - No seriously, Union and Fountain roughly.
Bring: $5, Grub to share, Virgins, Lube, a well manicured liver and a strong constitution.
Notes: Trail is Dog Friendly as long as your pup is moderately well mannered and gets long with other dogs. Yes my friends, it is that time again! That time to test your liver, stamina and intestinal fortitude to Prove your worth, to Prove you can Conquer and Master the Century Club. 99 Shots of the strongest beer our Hare (3M) can come up with at 1 minute per shot. This is a TABBED event, so vomiting DURING the trail WILL disqualify you, though it is highly encouraged after. There will be food after, so please bring something to share with the group or for the grill or both, whether or not you choose to participate.

Pikes Peak DIM #194 - 20 May @ 6:00pm

Hares: Nacheaux A%% and Mystery Co-Hare!
Time-ISH: 6pm
Start: Manitou Springs for you planning types - Specific location TBD
Hash Cash: $5 Dollah
Notes: Short and Steep, er Sweet. Bring a flashlight, aaaand you might get wet. Some sort of crazy coon food will be available - maybe road kill or whatever the mountain lion and bear leaves on the Hill. It will NOT be vege, gluten or lactose-intolerant friendly. The Beer will be beer-flavored beer.
Trail and On-After is Pooch friendly, the on-before TBD.

Tame but Not Lame family-friendly H3 #1 - 26 May @ 11:00am

Come one, come all to the Inaugural (and FREE!) Hash of the "Tame but Not Lame" family-friendly hash! No, the Hash does NOT yet have an official name. We will be voting AT THIS HASH for the name that best fits! So utilize your half-mind for something useful and submit some names for consideration! Did I mention that this first hash is FREE?
Acceptible Hash behavior: Heckling on trail; Changing diapers (of babies); Burping; breastfeeding (of babies); singing loud songs; dressing for themes.
What you will NOT find at this hash: PG-13, R-rated, or XXX language, adult body parts
We promise: "Tame but not lame" trail, circle, and on-afters. This is a GREAT opportunity to bring out your family and any VIRGINS that you think *might* run away screaming at the first singing of a typical Colorado Hash!
WHAT: Inaugural Hash of a New Kennel!
HARES: Oral B, Split Enz, Knees Up, and Chinwacker
WHEN: Sunday, May 26 at 11am (hounds on trail by 11:30am the latest)
Yes, that IS the Sunday of Mammorial Day weekend! There is NO conflict with Boulder Hash as they are hashing in togas amongst 50,000+ overachievers in Boulder on Monday.
BRING: NO HASH CASH FOR THIS INAUGURAL HASH! It's on the DH3. However, DO bring whistles, shag bag for whatever else you think you need, and your sense of humor. We will have heavy snacks but if you feel inclined to picnic, bring your own stuff and break it out after circle.
WHERE: Big Dry Creek Park, 9898 Atherton Way, Highlands Ranch, CO 80130. There is a parking lot in the neighborhood, or you can park along the street. This park has a soccer field, so sometimes it's busy. Features: covered pavilion, playground equipment, pit toilet, basketball court.
TRAIL: A to A or A'. Trail is wheels and dog-friendly. Likely turkey-eagle split. Anyone who would like to skip trail and go around in circles while the pack is out may do so.
BONUS: This IS an "Inaugural Hash", so we will be taking an official list of attendees to perhaps create a "I was there as a founding hound" favor, to be distributed later.
Lost? Confused? Late? Call Knees Up at 720-255-7453 or Toepick1@juno.com

Boulder H3 #672 - 27 May @ 9:00am

What: BH3 1st Annual Toga Hash
When: Hares out at 9:00am (yes you read that right, it's during the Bolder Boulder) Monday, 27 May 2013, Memorial Day!
Where: Safeway parking lot on 3325 28th Street.
Hares: Beano and Pippi Dong Stalker
Hash Cash: $5 (feel free to make a food like donation for the BBQ), also please RSVP so we know how much beer and grub to get. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1BnRWlDUs1rVpXjjaIlr0SH0n1ZT5TzlbCaLv-hP_67o/viewform
Bring: Your finest toga. We recommend you bring laurels, figs, and virgins. Also bring the award, the bugle, and a thirst for beer at the crack of the morning. There very well might be a prize for the best attire.
Trail: A - B, there will be a BBQ at the end, so bring anything you'd like thrown on the grill and/or a side.
Dog/Stroller Friendly: No dogs please, Boulder's already going to be a mess. No mini people in strollers. (Both pups and kiddies are not allowed in the Bolder Boulder race, so we have to be respectful.)
Hash Crash/DD: Bring a DD or sober up for the rest of the day as you bask in the sun.
D'Erections: Take foothills to Iris in order to avoid the road blocks on 28th and 30th st. MAP! http://goo.gl/maps/jBR24
Contact Info: Call Beano at 303 578 ARE U if you're lost need info on the day of the hash. Email Beanohash@gmail.com
Note: If you're a r*nner you should hopefully be able have your cake and eat it too since the start time should give you enough time to finish and make it back to the start. Only, you'll have to drink copious amounts to atone for your crimes.

Kimchi Interhash 2013

May 24-27 at Happy Ass Ranch This will be up in the mountains near Lake George (Wast of Colorado Springs).
This will be a camping event (tent/car/cardboard box) like in the past, but just not with all that wind.
Registration costs are as follows: $49 until Feb 28; $59 March 1 - 30; $69 April 1 - day of event
Single Day Rego Available, contact Piggus Dickus for details.
You can pay through Hashspace: https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16839&cat=256&page=1
Register early so that we can make sure to have enough beer, food, and lube for everyone. http://kimchi2013interhash.com/

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #38 - 29 May @ 6:00pm

When: Wednesday, May 29th, 6pm
Where: Uncle Fred's Tavern, 215 Fontaine Blvd., Colorado Springs, CO. 80911
Hare: Silence of the Labias
Bring: Appetite for ground buffalo chili, thirst for beer, whistle, light, $0, etc.
Trail: Headlamp, headband if you rate, hash attire, sexy 6969 H4 capris, whistle, songs, and a love of Lager.

Denver H3 #811 - 15 June @ 1:00pm

WHAT: Denver Red Dress Run
WHEN: Saturday June 15th 1:00 (One O’clock in the Afternoon)
PRE-LUBE: 12:00 (Noon), Charlie’s: 900 E Colfax Ave Denver, CO 80218
Charlie’s will have a tent set up in the parking lot and drink specials just for us and a few hundred lesbian bikers. Is there any other way to start a Red Dress?
WHERE: Charlie’s: 900 E Colfax Ave Denver, CO 80218
Map: http://goo.gl/maps/0kYBt
HARES: God FtheQueen, 13th Floor Wh8re, A$$ Whisperer, Blue Cl)t, and Drips R Us
BRING: Red Dress, Hash Cash $15, Your ID, Thirst for Beer
TRAIL: Live A to B
DOGS’/STROLLERS: Nope, not on this trail. Over 21 only, no young-ones or pooches.
PARKING: The trail will start on Colfax and end near LoDo so park accordingly. There’s free buses on the 16th Street Mall.
SHAGWAGON: There will not be a shagwagon so don’t bring a shagbag. If you bring a shagbag don’t ask me where’s a good place to keep it. When you ask me where’s a good place to put your shagbag, you will have to give me a dollar.
We will be drinking in bars that will check your ID, SO BRING YOUR ID. Over 21 only on this trail, no youngsters.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline
Number Date Hares Theme
673 8 June open ?
674 22 June ? Post-Wedding Pub Crawl
675 6 July open ?
676 20 July open ?
677 3 August open ?
678 and 679 16 and 17 August Beano 3rd Annual Boulder Campout
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline
Number Date Hares Theme
810 1 June A%% Whisperer Mad Max
811 15 June Mismanagement Red dress
812 30 June open ?
813 13 July Pump Me Harder, Bumper Humper Luau
814 28 July A%% Whisperer, Twisted Pirate Porn camping hash
815 10 August Hot Sticky Buns bikinis
If you want to hare, email God FtheQueen. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline
Number Date Hares Theme
697 25 May No Girth Blewdress
698 8 June Chernoballs ?
699 22 June Yeastee Boy, Breadbox Parrot Head
700 6 July No Girth Bombs bursting in air
701 20 July Lip Lock Me 20 years of hashing
702 3 August Gass A%% ?
703 17 August open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH
Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
300 25 May - Flower Moon 25 May open
301 23 June - Strawberry Moon 23 June open
302 22 July - Thunder Moon 22 July open
303 20 August - Sturgeon Moon 20 August open
304 19 September - Full Harvest Moon 19 September open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)
Number Date Hares
195 4 June open
196 17 June Lip Lock Me
197 1 July open
198 15 July open
199 29 July open
200 12 August Brownie and BLOS
201 26 August open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee

Fort Collins HHH
Number Date Hares Theme
122 25 May open ?
123 29 June open ?
124 27 July open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.

Boulder Flatlanders HHH
Number Date Hares
333 31 May Spermes and TongueHole
334 14 June Pig Pimp and Peno
335/336 28/29 June Deep's Camping Hash
337 12 July open
338 26 July open
339 9 August open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact Chacockqua.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH
Number Date Hares Theme
259 1 June BDSM Running of the Bulls
260 15 June C3 and Queer Eye's B-Hash
261 29 June open ?
262 13 July open ?
263 27 July MisManagement Annaversery
264 10 August open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact StarshipInHerThighs.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets
Number Date Hares
20 1 June open
21 6 July open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area
Number Date Hares
39 12 June open
40 26 June open
41 10 July open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterAmericas Hash 2013, Panama - August 30 through September 2,2013
  • World InterHash 2014, Hainan Island, China - March 13 through 16, 2014
  • InterHash Brussels 2014, Brussels, Belguim - July 25 through 27, 2014

    • Hotline Numbers:

  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. StarshipInHerThighs
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month: GM = Head EunuchWanker name Bill Hintze 970.493.2378
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.

    • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:
  • ZiPpY's Home Page
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  • BoulderHHH Home page
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  • DenverHHH Home Page
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  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
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  • Guide for Hares - read it!
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    If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  .

    OnOn, Beano
    GM Boulder HHH
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