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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 25 May 2016. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Denver MiHiHuHa #43 - 25 May @ 7:00pm

What: Tumbling Dice Hash
When: Wednesday, May 25 at 7 PM
Where: Green Valley Ranch Recreation Center (4890 Argonne Way, Denver, CO 80249). Look for hashers lingering in the parking lot.
Hares: Consolation Prize and friends
Trail type: A to A
Pack your bag, you’re headed to the airport. Bring Lady Luck and pack her in your snatch—‘cause you’ll need her for this trail. The pack would also appreciate bringing $5, some dignity, a cranium lamp, virgins, knee and elbow pads, and shiggy socks—we’ll be running this Vegas style baby! A full description, legal disclosures, and instructions will only be available to those who arrive ON TIME. Hare out at 7:15!

Colorado Springs 6969 Humpin'H3 #114 - 25 May @ 6:30pm

What: Adam and Eve, think fig leaves togas and a snake would be cool!
Where: Adam's Apple of course! Austin Bluffs and Academy area
When: Wednesday 25 May hashtime 6:30 SHH
BRING: HASH CASH $5, HEAD LAMPS and Whistle
We're gonna be in the wilderness Wankers, nudity optional. Please show up in Hash attire!

Colorado Kimchi H3 #334 - 28 May @ 2:00pm

Reach Around Hound, Twatzilla, Smelly Bush Eater (Ellie) and the Wee-Twat are leaving Colorado Springs for a flatter, wetter climate, Virginia. We have truly enjoyed out time out here and want to leave the CS Hashing Community with a memorable, wet, muddy, and tunneling trail.
Hares: Reach, Twat, Smellie, and the Wee-Twat
What: On Out Hash
When: 28 May 2016, 2pm HST
Where: Buffalo Wild Wings, 1579 E Cheyenne Mountain Blvd, Colorado Springs, CO 80906
Trail: A-B, Two trails: Stroller/Walker Friendly and Shiggy/Tunnel Friendly, Hash-Tags, Beer, 5$ hash-cash, Dog friendly trails and BNs, on-before/after not, songs, etc

Boulder H3 #774 - 30 May @ 9:00am

WHERE: Come Stain and Lady Dayz Place (Just Frankenstein)
WHICH IS: 1838 23rd St -- between Canyon and Walnut
HARES: Lady Dayz, Come Stain, Truck Stop
DESCRIPTION: Where a toga and prepare yourself to black out around noon. We'll run around the Bolder Boulder and laugh at the folks who spent a bunch of money to get a t-shirt they can wear every time they hangout with their hot co-workers. After the Hash we will all cook and eat and grill and nut tap and be merry. So bring some foods and hangout stuff. Maybe a swim suit for our cold pool that probably won't be open till Labor Day.
HASH CASH: $7.03
TRAIL TYPE: A - A
TURKEY/EAGLE: We'll see
BRING: BARBECUE! Bring some food to share and some meats to cook. Make sure to bring food that is not compatible with whatever flavor-of-the-week diet is going around. We've got a grill and a kitchen for your cold goods so after the Hash we can continue to chill, cook, eat, drank, and maybe go in our pool if they open it (no guarantees on that last one). Also maybe bring other things that would be fun like yard games, a chair, a blanket on which you can lay with the hariette/hare of your choosing, etc.
D'ERECTIONS: If you haven’t experienced Boulder during the Bolder Boulder, you can get absolutely nowhere. Most roads are closed directly or indirectly to the race and the ones that are open are gridlocked. Our apartment is a half block from the course to the North (Walnut) and to the East (Folsom). Due to spectators and proximity to the finish line, parking will be scarce and we do not have a public parking lot. With that said, if you can get to the West side of town outside of the course, you can navigate your way down Canyon to our abode. Having said all this, I am not responsible for your troubles getting to this Hash. So I’d suggest you bike, walk, or come over to our place the night before and rise early to get a jump on the drinking and/or do some race watching before trail. We have plenty of dong bags that Come Stain and I will never use, if need be.
ADDITIONAL INFO: If your NARP (non-athletic regular person) hatred is so strong you find it necessary to drop $80 to go for a r*n with 54,000 strangers who triple their yearly mileage on this day, have at it. The start of the Hash is within walking distance of the finish at Folsom Field (about half a mile depending on the route) and the Hares likely won’t be out till about 9:30. Giving you plenty of time to feel satisfied that you just r*n the fifth largest road race in the world that gives nothing back to the community other than crippling gridlock and confused Kenyans that are wondering, as much as the rest of us, what Memorial Day is actually about.
CONTACT: five eight five - six eight seven - eight five five two

Pikes Peak P2H4 #780 - 3 June @ after 4:00pm

Are all you Parrot Heads ready to PARTY? It’s time for the annual Parrot Head Hash weekend. Our hashes’ very own native Hawaiian Yeastee Boy will be at the blender. He and Bread Box, the hostess with the mostest, invite you to their Tiki Bar for a weekend of hot tubbing, boat drinks, beer, and cheeseburgers in paradise.
Friday, June 3rd, any time after 4 will be drinking practice, pizza (the 8th deadly sin) and maybe a short moonlight or U.C.K. trail. Saturday, the 4th at 2pm will be the hash, which will be a short, easy trail. We will have prizes for the best dressed (or undressed), so wear your most colorful, outrageous beach attire. The cost will be $5. Bring a whistle, towel, tent, sleeping bag and someone to sleep with. Don’t even think about driving home after this hash. We have plenty of room for everyone to stay for the night. We will have breakfast for you each morning.
To get here, if you’re coming from Constitution Ave. or west thereof, take Rte 24 east to Falcon Hwy and turn right. If you’re coming from Woodmen Rd or east thereof, take Rte 24 west to Falcon Hwy and turn left. Once on Falcon Hwy, go 9.1 miles and turn left onto Sphinx Ct. Take a quick right onto Oasis Ave. After a few curves to the left, Oasis loops onto itself. Turn left onto Oasis Ave., then right onto Pyramid Pl. We’re the last house on the right (7160). If you’re coming Saturday, once on Falcon Hwy, go 9.3 miles to JD Johnson Rd and turn left. This is not a dog friendly trail.
Our phone # is 683-2324, cell 216-1969

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
77? 15-17 July summer campout ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
894 28 May 2x1 and 1/4 Cup Coke ?
895 11 June Mismanagement red dress
896 25 June What’s My Name B and 2x1 birthday
897 9 July Pump Me Harder and Bumper Humper Luau
898 23 July Twisted Pirate and Tongue Hole running of the balls
899 6 August Gay of Pigs ?
900 20 August A.Whisperer and What’s My Name B mud fest
901 3 September Wimp and Co InviHash
902 17 September Wimp, Non Dairy and Spermcrawler military
903 1 October SLIC ?
904 14 October Full Moon Crew zombie
905 22 October RoDeHo tutu
906 29 October HuHaInvades DH3 pub crawl
907 12 November Creepy UncleSpermes Badain Arvada
908 24 November MuthaDucker Hashgiving
909 26 November open ?
910 10 December Wimp, TTT Hash of Lights
911 24 December Mismanagement last one
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
781 18 June No Dick ?
782 2 July Chucky and NoGirth US Birthday, Bombs
783 16 July S@it Yeah KumOnI WannaLeiYa
784 30 July Penny and Schwanz Xmas in July
785 13 August Quality Asshole and Full Service ?
786 27 August open ?
787 10 September open ?
788 24 September Erection Master, Handjob, WFC Oktoberfest
789 8 October open ?
790 22 October open ?
791 5 November NoGirth Come as you ain’t
792 19 November Shit Yeah and Snatch n Sniff Thanksgiving
793 3 December NoGirth Santa Baby
794 17 December open ?
795 31 December open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact No Girth or 719-338-7189. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
317 20 June 20 June open - Strawberry moon
318 19 July 19 July Buckman - Buck moon
319 18 August 18 August open - Sturgeon moon
320 16 September 16 September open - Harvest moon
321 14 October 14 October Full Moon Mismanagement - Zombie moon
322 30 October 30 Octoer Snowball - Black moon
323 14 November 14 November open - Beaver moon
324 13 December 13 December open - Cold moon
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. Check the Denver Hash House Harriers facebook page for full details or denverhash.com. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: Two If by One If.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
236 30 May Shoshed and Found
237 13 June Diddy
238 27 June K9 Jelly
239 11 July BLOS / 4D
240 25 July Sweaty and Gay Bay
241 8 August BLOS / brownie
242 22 August Penny and Swanz
243 5 September open
244 19 September open
245 3 October open
246 17 October open
247 31 October Filipenist
248 14 November brownie / $100 F

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
172 ? May open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes contact Fatal If Swallowed or check out their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
366 3 June open
367 17 June open
368 1 July open
369 14 July Pippi Dong Stalker

Colorado Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
335 ? June open
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 ? June open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
115 8 June Diddy pulled out Mamma got
116 22 June open
117 6 July open
118 20 July open
119 3 August open
120 17 August open
121 31 August open
122 14 September open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
5 ? June open
6 ? July open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 ? June ? June open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.



Denver MiHiHuHa House Harriers

44 1 June Tainted Glove ?
45 8 June Snowball ?
46 15 June Stickshift and Honey Bunches Bohemian Clitsody Birthday
47 22 June East Button ?
48 29 June 2 x 1 Birthday
49 6 July Tainted Glove ?
50 13 July Buckman ?
51 20 July Love Bug and What T ?
52 27 July open ?
53 3 August Cream of Tuna birthday
54 10 August open ?
55 17 August open ?
56 24 August open ?
57 31 August open ?
58 7 September Snowball ?
59 14 September open ?
60 21 September EZ / HBOP beer mile
61 28 September Tortilla Pad birthday
62 5 October open ?
63 12 October open ?
64 19 October open ?
65 26 October EZ Button World Peace Through Beer
66 29 October HBOP Hash-O-Weenie PC
67 2 November open ?
68 9 November Snowball ?
69 16 November open ?
70 23 November open ?
71 30 November open ?
72 7 December open ?
73 14 December HuHa MM elections
74 21 December open ?
75 28 December Gay of Pigs / Aph Coke birthday
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Gay of Pigs. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
303 ? May open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


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