Wake up Cherry Creek! Here they come again.
UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 1 July 2009. Usually updated Wednesday each week or call the hot line at 1-866-run-4-beer.

Denver and Boulder: On Fridays if there is no Denver, Fullmoon or Boulder Flatlander hash, then the gang is usually at a happy hour location from 5:00 PM until 9:00 PM. You can get the details from the hotline 1-866-RUN-4-Beer or 1-866-786-4233.

Pike Peak: Sometimes these locations change. Contact NoGirth 719-238-6466 for questions. Wednesday 6:00pm we will be at Thirsty Parrot for beer and all that jazz. Thursday at 6pm at The Overtime Tavern, southeast corner of Union and Dublin, for Hasher company and beer. As always, Tuesday at 6pm Jack Quinn's Running Club (not really a Hash event).

Pike Peak Kimchi:Arctic Brewing is open every Thursday/Friday/Saturday 5pm to closing, hashers usually show up around 6:30ish and stay 'till we're kicked out. Call Arctic Brewery at (719) 243-7688 for questions.

 

Colorado Springs CKH3 #158 - 4 July @ 2:00pm

What: 40 oz. To Freedom
When: Saturday, July 4th at 2:00 PM
Where: Frankie’s Bar and Grill, 945 N. Powers Blvd. in Colorado Springs
Hares: Piggus Dickus and Raisin Smuggler and NBN
Directions: Off of the southeast corner of Galley/Powers in the strip mall.
Bring: $5, virgins, Bob’s mom and a shag bag. Also bring an additional $3 if you are interested in purchasing the newest Kimchi haberdashery item. Forty ouncer cozies with the Kimchi logo will be available!
Unconfirmed Rumors: Rumor has it that there might be a weenie roast at the end of this trail.
Confirmed Fact: THERE WILL BE BEER AT THE END OF THIS TRAIL.

Denver H3 #713 - 5 July @ 2:00pm

What: Denver Red Dress
When: SUNDAY, July 5th
Hares: Triple Tongue, Ultrawimp and Knee Deep in BS
Where: Cheery Creek; meet at Bank of the West parking lot; the corner of S. Adams and E. Ellsworth; official address: 2 Steele St, Denver, CO 80206
Map: Here's the map, go to the corner of Adams and Ellsworth,see map. Search whatever other directions you need based on the address, 2 Steele, Denver CO
Other: Wear your finest, bring your own dang gay pride, since we'll miss gay pride day! Don't forget to accessorize! Not dog friendly unless their gay.
Bring: 10 bucks which all goes to beer/ food. Bring extra cash for more food/drinks. PARKING DISCLAIMER; THE BANK OF THE WEST LOT SIGNS SAY 10 MINUTE PARKING. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO PARK THERE, PLEASE PARK ON ADAMS OR WHEREVER ELSE YOU FIND STREET PARKING, THERE WAS PLENTY WHEN WE SCOUTED. MEET AT THE BANK OF THE WEST LOT. CARPOOL IF YOU CAN.
RED DRESS PRE-LUBE @ 1:00pm - Chez Jose?, 3027 E Second Ave, Denver, CO 80206
on 2nd between Milwaukee and St. Paul - 4 blocks from start
1pm - wear your finest red dress.
Also - parking in Cherry Creek is free on Sundays! :)

Pikes Peak DIM #144 - 6 July @ 6:00pm

Monday, July 6 @ 6 pm-ish
Hare: KeepsItUp
Location: TBA, but basically go east on Research Parkway to Scarborough (light), turn left, go approx. 1/8 mile and turn right on utility road into school temporary hut village. Details to follow with a sign to help. There will be beer and the trail will be short, flat and boring since the last DIM hare snatched the trail I had already reconned. This trail will suck, this trail will be half-mindless and best of all, there will be PBR! What more could you expect from a quarter-mind?

BoulderFHHH #237 & 238 - 10-11 July

What: The 8th Annual BFHHH Fraser Camping Hash
Flat terrain at 10,000 ft. Two trails, all shiggy. Booze. Pit toilet. Cow shit. Idyllic, beetle-ravaged National Forest.
When: BFHHH #237 - Friday, July 10, 7:30pm(ish)
Hares: Deep In The End and others
When: BFHHH #238 - Saturday, July 11, 2pm(ish)
Hares: Deep In The End and others
Bring: $10, ice, car camping gear, food (someone will have a grill), a grill, ice, bug dope, fly rod, ice
Dogs: Yes
RSVP: Yes, so I have a better idea how many kegs we need.
Where: Arapahoe Nat'l Forest, 11ish miles west of Fraser, CO
*** We're probably going to camp at the same place as last year. Scroll down for extended directions and a lat/long. ***
"Take I-70 to US 40, over Berthoud Pass, through Winter Park, to Fraser. About 1/4 mile past the edge of town, turn left (west) on County Road 5. (CR5 is the second place it's possible to turn left after you leave town; the first is a large lumber yard.) Take the first possible left (southwest) on CR50. After about 0.4 miles, bend sharp right to follow CR50 West. Continue on CR50 1.5 miles to a large T-intersection in a meadow. (NOTE: if you're looking at MapQuest, this T- intersection appears as a right-hand BEND about 1000 feet southwest of the intersections of Marion Ln and Mary Ln. Following the bend is the right way to go!) Turn right at the T-intersection (still on CR50!) and follow it as it bends around and upwards along and south of Crooked Creek. After about 6 miles, the road bends and crosses Crooked Creek, then continues up along and north of the creek. Another 1-1/2 miles (the only steep part of the road) brings you up into Church Park above the head of Crooked Creek. The hares will leave a map taped to the signpost at the intersection here (CR50 and CR32) with our specific campsite indicated when they get there on Friday. There is no official campground, but large campsites are abundant, and camping is free.
In the past we have gone left at the intersection along CR32 about 1/4 mile to the turn-off to the right immediately after crossing Hull Creek (the small creek that runs down the middle of Church Park).
DEEP: We're probably going to camp the same place this year as last year. To get there, continue on CR32 across Hull Creek, back into the trees, and about another 2 miles. Turn right, then immediately left and go about another mile. At the next intersection, look for hashers off to the left. GPS enabled? 39.92670 N, -106.01814 W
NOTE: Distances in these directions are likelier to be short than long. In other words, if you haven't come to the turn (or other landmark) yet, keep going. You haven't passed it!

Pikes Peak P2H4 #597 - 11 July @ 2:00pm

Bombs bursting in air 6
Satyrday, July 11th @ 2ish pm
Hare: No Girth
Location of start and on-before: Hacienda de Girth, 524 E Uintah St. CS, CO 80903
Bring: $5 and whistle. Shagbag is optional.
Wear: red, white, and blue
Where: Take the Uintah exit going east, go through 5 lights just past the only street with out a light, this is Corona. 524 is a brown house with orange trim on the left side mid block. Park in the Savio parking lot directly across Uintah.
If still confused: 719-338-7189

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
574 12 July open ?
575 26 July open ?
576 9 August Night Rider Wet Rubber Hash II
577 23 August open ?
578 6 September Anitahare ?
579 20 September Who wants to hare? ?
580 4 October Knees Up and Brownie ?
581 18 October open ?
582 1 November open ?
583 15 November Hash in da Hood Captain Fanhashtic
584 29 November open, Anitahare and Who wants to hare? ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor STD. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
714 19 July Night Rider, Rear Ended, Feel 4 4th annual Pimp 'n Ho
715 2 August Big Bird Highest Hash
716 16 August SALSA ?
717 29 August Shut Yer Manhole SPECIAL HASH for a Special group
718 13 September open ?
719 27 September open ?
720 11 October Spermes, Oral B Bada in Arvada
If you want to hare, email UltraWimp. The Denver hare can pick Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
598 25 July WFC, Midnite Stroker, Meat Gazer NoShoes/Panties/Shirts
599 8 August Yeastee Boy, Bread Box, Chucky Parrot Head
600 22 August Pee Wee & Phantom Red Dress Run
601 5 September America's Interhash Winter Park
602 19 September Hand Job & Erection Master Octoberfest
603 3 October open ?
604 17 October open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Quality A$$h0le. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
264 July 7 July 9 open
265 August 5 August 13 open
266 September 4 September 10 open
267 October 4 October 8 open
268 November 2 November 12 open
269 December 2 & 31 December 10 open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
145 July 20 open
146 August 3 Brownie & BLOS - Jerry Garcia Birthday
147 and beyond August 17 open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday...there's no football...what else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first time out.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by e-mail. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. Peewee

Fort Collins H3

Number Date Hares Theme
79 25 July Back in 2AWA, Pays 4 Bus(c)h, Fowl Rider, & Free Bus(c)h Bobcat Ridge Natural Area
80 1 September ? FCH3 Inter-Am Pre-lub
81 26 September Krabs and Pileon ?
82 31 October Just Forest and SCrawler ?
83 28 November open ?
84 26 December open ?
85 January open ?
86 February open ?
87 March Krabs R Us ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact Free Busch.

Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
239 24 July open
240 7 August open
241 21 August open
242 4 September open
243 18 September Fall Equinox, STDT and Q
244 2 October open
245 16 October open
246 30 October open
247 14 November open
248 28 November Tuwkey Twat, Deep
249 12 December Winter Solstice, STDT and Q
250 2 January open

If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact Chacockqua.

Colorado Kimchi H3

Number Date Hares Theme
159 18 July Donkey Thong ?
160 1 August MISMANAGEMENT 7TH ANALVERSARY
161 15 August Stormpooper ?
162 29 August MISMANAGEMENT INTERAM
163 12 September MILF ?
164 26 September $100 F*/k $100 B-Day
165 10 October Nacheaux A$$ ?
166 24 October Piggus Dickus & NBN Halloween
167 7 November Psycho Manischewitz ?
168 21 November open ?
169 12 December 7 Second Pump Beer Mile
170 19 December Brownie & MILF RED DRESS

To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Lick my Lincoln.

Other upcoming hash events:

  • InterAmericas Hash, Winter Park, Colorado - September 4 through 7, 2009
  • 15th Colorado InviHash, Somewhere, Colorado - August 30 through September 2, 2010; contact = Dairy Godmother

    • Hotline Numbers:

  • Denver/Boulder/Pikes Peak/Ft. Collins/FullMoon HHH Hotline: 1-866-RUN-4-BEER or 1-866-786-4233
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Durango HHH runs the last Saturday of each month. Contact Heinous Anus for more details.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 Aqua Lungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • Colorado Kimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Lick my Lincoln
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month: GM = Head Eunuch Wanker name Bill Hintze 970.493.2378; RA = Sperm Crawler Wanker Name Jeff Abram 970.223.4776
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: Offensive Discharge or 303-514-7110

    From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map a trail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Cheap but GOOD beer location

    From Hi, I'm Gay on 29 August 2005:
    The cheap beer place has raised their prices.
    $15 case import
    $10 case domestic bottles 24/20 pack
    $10 30-pack domestic cans
    $8 case domestic cans
    Other specials vary depending on what is available (i.e. last Saturday was two cases of Boddingtons for $15!). Opens at 8, get there at 7:30AM, and don't go the weekened before a holiday. Also, bring a hand cart and a friend, otherwise you'll be carrying all your beer out, and the friend can guard your stash as you hunt for more beverage. It's a cash-only sale.
    DIRECTIONS: I-25 to I-70 East. Head EAST on I-70 to the Dahlia EXIT. Go NORTH on Dahlia to 51st. Turn into the parking lot of Western Distribution.

    Additional note from Tick Dick:
    They only sell beer in bottles or cans (i.e., no kegs) to the public on Saturdays between 8 am and noon in a “scratch and dent” sale. Otherwise, you must have and show a liquor license to purchase beer from them. Phone (303) 388-5755. Address 4545 E. 51st Ave., Denver.
    Southern Wine & Spirits, 5270 Fox St., Denver, 80217, (303) 298-8810, sells discount wine and liquor, but not beer. They split off from Western Distributing two years ago.

    Hashing WWW Resources:
  • ZiPpY's Home Page
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  • Boulder HHH Home page
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  • Denver HHH Home Page
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  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
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  • Guide for Hares - read it!
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  • Seacoast Hash House Harriers
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    If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  or Birdman = gnscott1 atsign comcast.net.

    OnOn.....Birdman
    GM Boulder HHH
    gnscottb atsign hotmail.com
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