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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 21 June 2016. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Springs 6969 Humpin'H3 #116 - 22 June @ 6:30 pm

Diddy pulled this out of his hut trail!
Start Bennys Restaurant and Lounge, 517 W Colorado Ave Colorado Springs, CO 80905
At 6:30
It's a Diddy trail so bring extra shoes, Rosetta stones, rat sized dogs, Don't forget the hare is Diddy so I really have no clue what you will see!

Boulder Bash #5 - 22 June @ 6:15 pm

Bike To Work Day
WHEN: 06/22/2016 at 06:15PM
WHERE: Pre-Pre-Lube at Avery - Start at UpSlope: 1898 S Flatiron Ct, Boulder, CO 80301
HARES: Cockbuster Video and Friends
DESCRIPTION: Pre-pre-lube: Cockbuster will start drinking at Avery (Gunbarrel) around 4:00. Come if you can. There will be a short trail from Avery to the true Bash Pre-Lube. Pre-lube @ 5:15 @ Upslope (Flatiron Court). There will be a Bike Party going on, which means prizes and happy hour. Here is the website for more info: upslopebrewing.com/event/bike-work-day-eco.
Welcome to the first bike to work day, after work bash. Organize with people who work near you for the ride to work. Last year CDD, Mach and myself, rode to Ideal Market, Whole Foods, Vitamin Cottage, and Celestial Seasonings. We got all kinds of free stuff! This is the third bash of the season. This will be a pickup style hash, where the FRB will get to set the trail for the next leg. Each of the following beer checks will be at a local drinking establishment of the FRBís choice.
HASH CASH: 5
TRAIL TYPE: A - A
TURKEY/EAGLE: No
BRING: bike, $, a cranium lamp, virgins, an ID. Back sliders.

Boulder H3 #777 - 2 July @ 9:00 am

WHAT: Fools on the Mountain Hash. 95% Shiggylicious trail on Green Mountain with spectacular views. Turkey/eagle trails, keg of good beer, giant pot of chili, BYO side dishes. Charcoal and gas grills for BYO meat. The next day is Sunday, Mondayís a holiday, thereís plenty of crash space, breakfast in the morning. Donít even THINK about driving home afterwards. Semi-professional kitchen if anyone wants to cook in the evening or morning.
WHEN: Saturday, 2 July 2016. Pre-Lube starts at 2:00 PM, On-Out at precisely 4:30 Hash Standard Time. Spend the night, breakfast in the morning.
WHERE: Mutha Duckerís place: 13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, 80228. Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT!
BRING: Camelback, snake bite kit, camera, VIRGINS, a stout hiking stick for thumping large carnivores and not busting your butt, and a powerful thirst for beer. NO HASH CASH, just donations. Light hiking boots strongly recommended over running shoes.
HAZARDS: Plentiful rattlesnakes; a large, brazen pack of urban coyotes that want to eat your dog; the occasional mountain lion. I am not joking.
HARE: Mutha Ducker. Questions? Call yo Mutha on his mobile: 303-845-2125 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com.
DOGS: DEFINTITELY YES! Pre-Lube, Trail and On-After are all Ultra dog-friendly, of course. Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture.
KIDS: Strollers will be impossible on trail. If you want to hash with your larva then youíll need to put Ďem in a backpack carrier.
BY TRAIN: Take the West Line to the Denver Federal Center. Itís a short (1 Ĺ mile) walk or bike ride if you turn right on Cedar instead of Alameda as in the driving directions.
FROM DENVER: Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE Ė the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. Itís the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
FROM BOULDER: Take 93 S to Golden where youíll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave. Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit. Turn right onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE Ė the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. Itís the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS: Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west. Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE Ė the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. Itís the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

Denver H3 #897 - 9 July @ 2:00 pm

Where: Salvia St. and Candelas Parkway, Arvada, CO 80007
When: 2:00 on Saturday, July 9th
Trail: will be interesting and ďeasyĒ
Hares: Bumper Humper and Pump Me Harder and Anita Hare (Bueller? Anyone?)
Wear: your sexiest or looniest Luau clothes. Think: coconut bra, hula skirt, bright Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, pineapple sunglasses, flamingo waist-floatie, let your imagination run! There will be a prize for the best-dressed!
Bring: $15 hash cash so the hares donít go completely broke offering you: a catered Hawaiian meal, lots of beer, shots, foo-foo beachy drinks, snacks, símores, and more.
Also bring your: lawn chair, swimsuit and towel, flip-flops, VIRGINS, a water bottle for trail, sunscreen, marshmallow sticks, your sense of fun, VIRGINS, pajamas and pillow and blow-up mattress (or plastic playmate) if you think youíll be too drunk to drive home, $ for breakfast b/c weíll go out, your dazzling personality, and of course VIRGINS.
What NOT to bring: children of any age, or your dog(s). (Sorry, the end is not gonna work for your pooch.)
What youíll get: A Luau-style FEAST, a fun trail with beer check(s), a cool-pool, some party games at Circle time, a FIRE PIT, a virgin [untainted by the hash] HOT TUB, wasted, and probably naked. Some new or continued Luau Hash traditions that you should come prepared to participate in: 1) The Male / Female Top Exchange done in Circle. 2) The Wet T-shirt Contest. And if you watch the water carefully, you might just see a reprisal of the famed alligator roll.
What Iíd like: some volunteers to help with the party prep the night before, and day-of. Please call or text Pump Me Harder @ 720-840-4371 if you can help out!

Boulder H3 #778 - 15 to 17 July @ 5:00 pm

* When: * The weekend of July 15Ė17, with people arriving between late morning and after dark on Friday and leaving in the early afternoon on Sunday.
* What: * The main/longest trail will be Saturday afternoon, with a shorter/half-assed welcome trail the first evening and a hangover trail on Sunday. We'll have circle around the campfire both evenings, with a Midnight Naked Hash trail afterwords. Your rego covers plenty of good beer for all three days, but everyone handles their own food/water/shelter apart from that. Nothing organized, but people have enjoyed a late afternoon wine and cheese session in the past.
* What to Bring: * Besides your standard whistle/shoes/vessel/virgins/etc, we're camping in the woods, and there are no bathrooms or running water. The hash is supplying beer and a site, but you need to bring your own everything else. Tent, sleeping bag, cooking gear, all your food and snacks, drinking water, poop shovel and toilet paper, hand washing or hand sanitizer (please), plus any camp chair, portable shower, hammock, lawn games, etc. you want to bring.
* Hash Cash / Payment: * $25 gets you kegs of good beer for all 3 days, plus whatever the hares stick you with on trail. First 50 regos get a patch. Or for $35 you get your rego plus shiggy socks. Now is your chance to get your very own shiggy socks. In BH3 fashion the socks, just as everything we do, will honor Beanoís MOM. Head to https://boulderh3.eventsmart.com/events/camp-shinanigans/ to pick your options, rego, and pay (PayPal). You'll need the password "onon" to access the site.
* Location/Directions: * We'll be at one of several campsites along the dead-end dirt road approaching the Rock Creek trailhead. Follow Google maps to this road: https://goo.gl/maps/XyffXKbNgcJ2, or use the following directions. Take I-70 WEST from Boulder/Golden/Denver to Exit 205 Silverthorne/Dillon, CO-9. Turn right (north) onto CO-9 North/Blue River Parkway. Continue north on CO-9 N for 7.7 miles, then turn LEFT on County Road 1350 (the turn off is just before/opposite the Blue River Campground which is on the right of the highway). Follow Co Rd 1350 for 1.3 miles, as it turns into Co Rd 1351, before taking a left on Co Rd 1350 (there is a sign pointing Left for Rock Creek). If you hit Co Rd 1353 or Co Rd 1351 crosses Pebble Creek and dead ends, you've gone too far. Co Rd 1350 continues for another mile or more and the campsite will be along this road. Look for signs/hashers/etc along the road. It is a dirt road, but not a bad one; most vehicles will be fine. The scouts' WRX, with low clearance, had no concerns with bottoming out.
For any questions, please email onon@boulderh3.com and someone from BH3 mis-management will respond.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
779 30 July open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
898 23 July Twisted Pirate and Tongue Hole running of the balls
899 6 August Gay of Pigs ?
900 20 August A.Whisperer and Whatís My Name B mud fest
901 3 September Wimp and Co InviHash
902 17 September Wimp, Non Dairy and Spermcrawler military
903 1 October SLIC ?
904 14 October Full Moon Crew zombie
905 22 October RoDeHo tutu
906 29 October HuHaInvades DH3 pub crawl
907 12 November Creepy UncleSpermes Badain Arvada
908 24 November MuthaDucker Hashgiving
909 26 November open ?
910 10 December Wimp, TTT Hash of Lights
911 24 December Mismanagement last one
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
782 2 July Chucky and NoGirth US Birthday, Bombs
783 16 July S@it Yeah KumOnI WannaLeiYa
784 30 July Penny and Schwanz Xmas in July
785 13 August Quality Asshole and Full Service ?
786 27 August open ?
787 10 September open ?
788 24 September Erection Master, Handjob, WFC Oktoberfest
789 8 October Dog F'ker ?
790 22 October open ?
791 5 November NoGirth Come as you ainít
792 19 November Shit Yeah and Snatch n Sniff Thanksgiving
793 3 December NoGirth Santa Baby
794 17 December open ?
795 31 December open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact No Girth or 719-338-7189. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
317 20 June 20 June open - Strawberry moon
318 19 July 19 July Buckman - Buck moon
319 18 August 18 August open - Sturgeon moon
320 16 September 16 September open - Harvest moon
321 14 October 14 October Full Moon Mismanagement - Zombie moon
322 30 October 30 Octoer Snowball - Black moon
323 14 November 14 November open - Beaver moon
324 13 December 13 December open - Cold moon
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. Check the Denver Hash House Harriers facebook page for full details or denverhash.com. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: Two If by One If.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
238 27 June K9 Jelly
239 11 July BLOS / 4D
240 25 July Sweaty and Gay Bay
241 8 August BLOS / brownie
242 22 August Penny and Swanz
243 5 September open
244 19 September open
245 3 October open
246 17 October open
247 31 October Filipenist
248 14 November brownie / $100 F

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
172 ? June open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes contact Fatal If Swallowed or check out their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
367 1 July Consolation Prize
368 14 July Pippi Dong Stalker
369 29 July open
370 12 August open
371 26 August open
372 9 September 2nd Annual G4 Memorial
373 23 September open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact Chocolate Salty Bolls.

Colorado Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
335 ? June open
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 ? June open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
117 6 July Dick duster
118 20 July open
119 3 August open
120 17 August Lunch Box corner pocket
121 31 August open
122 14 September open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
5 ? June open
6 ? July open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 ? June ? June open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.



Denver MiHiHuHa House Harriers

47 22 June East Button ?
48 29 June 2 x 1 Birthday
49 6 July Tainted Glove ?
50 13 July Buckman ?
51 20 July Love Bug and What T ?
52 27 July open ?
53 3 August Cream of Tuna birthday
54 10 August open ?
55 17 August open ?
56 24 August Tortilla pad ?
57 31 August open ?
58 7 September Snowball ?
59 14 September open ?
60 21 September EZ / HBOP beer mile
61 28 September Tortilla Pad birthday
62 5 October open ?
63 12 October open ?
64 19 October open ?
65 26 October EZ Button World Peace Through Beer
66 29 October HBOP Hash-O-Weenie PC
67 2 November open ?
68 9 November Snowball ?
69 16 November open ?
70 23 November open ?
71 30 November open ?
72 7 December open ?
73 14 December HuHa MM elections
74 21 December open ?
75 28 December Gay of Pigs / Aph Coke birthday
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Gay of Pigs. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
303 ? June open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


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