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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 17 September 2014. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #75 - 17 September @ 6:30pm

What: 6969 Humping
When: Wednesday 17 September 2014 @ 6:30pm
Where: Thunder and Buttons II, 2415 W. Colorado Ave., Old Colorado City
Why: Because you might need to convince yourself that you are not lame.
Hares: BLOS and Lil Scroat
Trail: A to A++, dog friendly, and relatively short
Bring: Headlamps and money for a few beer stops.

Mile High Humpin' H3 #6 - 18 September @ 7:00pm

When: THURSDAY, September 18, 2014. Meet at 7, hare(s) away at 7:30 SHT.
Where: great question, SNOWBALL will have the answer for that.
Hare(s): Snowball and anyone else he may bribe with favors
Hash cash: $5
What to bring: hash cash, virgins, thirst for beer, cranial lamps (seriously bring them!), whistles, low moral standards.

Denver H3 #843 - 20 September @ 2:00pm

WHAT: Superhero C2HP Birthday. Theme? Yes, Superhero theme.
WHEN: Saturday September 20; 2:00pm
WHERE: Pre-Lube at 1:00pm at the Lakeview Lounge, 2375 Sheridan Blvd, Edgewater, CO 80214: (303) 238-2149
Parking and chalk talk: South east corner of Sheridan and W. Byron Pl (Sloans Lake Park)
HARES: Crouching Chippy, Hidden P8nis (Birthday boy) Cocktapu77y (lies) Hot Sticky Buns (my savior)
HASH CASH: $6
TRAIL: Trail will be A-A, about 3 miles. Shiggy? Who knows.
BRING: Whistle, Shagbag, monies, thirst for beer, winter coats, gloves, bikinis, virgins (for the birthday boy), Super best super hero costumes, ID.

Pikes Peak CKH3 #293 - 20 September @ 2:00pm

Hares: Penny 4 ur Tw@t and Schwans Kaisa
Starts: Saturday, 20 SEP @ 2pm (hash time)
Where: Royal Tavern, 924 Manitou Ave.
Bring: $5, your BRIGHTEST fall colored hash ware, whistle, virgins, thirst for the BEAST and appropriate outerwear (sunscreen most likely but this is fall in CO, so expect anything and everything).
Other info: Walker/stroller/dog friendly but mind local leash laws (as it applies to your offspring, other hashers, and hash hounds). Parking- Free shuttle runs from FREE parking lot behind Tajine Alami restaurant - 10 Old Mans Trail or find a free spot by Vet's Park.

Pikes Peak P2H4 #732 - 27 September @ 2:00pm

Octoberfest
2ish pm
Start and on-before: EM and HJ Gasthaus, 7432 Stinson Rd., CS, CO 80920
Hares: Erection Master and Handjob (possible guest Hare)
Bring: $10 (a bargain at twice the price), a whistle, a deck chair, an appetite for German food, and virgins to corrupt.

2014 Taos Hash #? - 11 October @ 2:00pm

SCHEDULE: The 2014 Taos Hash is on October 11, the Saturday of Columbus Day Weekend, starting at 2 pm.
START: The start will be at the Ranger Station about 1/2 mile west of the intersection of US285 and US64 in Tres Piedras, NM. The Ranger Station is on the north side of US64.
HASH CASH: $2 plus a six-pack per person of good beer donated to the hare for the on-in. Examples of "good beer" are Santa Fe Brewing Hoppy Camper IPA, Dales Pale Ale and New Belgium and Ska Brewing products. Your hare will provide coolers, ice, cheap snacks and water for the on-in, cheap down-down beer and a trail.
BEER WAIVER: If you swear to the hare by all the Hash Gods that you will not consume any beer at the on-in, the six-pack portion of the Hash Cash will be waived. If you want something other than water to drink at the on-in, bring it for your individual consumption. If you trust the hare to transport it, it will be transported to the on-in.
TRAIL and REQUIREMENTS: The trail will be six miles, plus or minus two miles, of roads, semi-improved paths, sagebrush infested cross country and stuff in between. Although the trail is mostly flatish, the cross country portions will make it strenuous enough to justify the beer at the end. Bring STURDY SHOES, a WATER BOTTLE or two and a WHISTLE.
ATTENDANCE: This Hash is being advertised in Colorado and New Mexico. All hashers are invited. I expect fifteen or more Colorado hashers to attend and hope for a substantial number from New Mexico.
Please contact Speedbump or Lowlife for the rest of the details which are too long to post here.

Zombie Hash #? - 17 October @ 7:00pm

WHEN: October 17th, 7:00pm
WHERE: Satellite Bar, 308 E Colfax, Denver
WEBSITE: www(DOT)zombiehash(DOT)com
PRE-LUBE: 6:00pm Satellite Bar
HARES: Pig Pimp and A%% Whisperer
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: Brains, Slow running Virgins, ID, Cash for more beer, Your best zombie attire.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
713 27 September open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
844 4 or 5 October open ?
845 18 or 19 October open ?
846 15 or 16 November Mother Ducker and Jorega O'Queef Thanksgiving
847 29 or 30 November open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
733 11 October Wong Wey Edge of the Full Moon
734 25 October NoGirth Come as you ain't
735 8 November Sh-t Yeah and Snatch n Sniff Best Breasts (Thanksgiving)
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
307 8 October - Hunters Moon 8 October open
308 6 November - Beaver Moon 6 November open
309 6 December - Cold Moon 6 December open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
216 22 September open
217 6 October open
218 20 October $100 F*2k and Brownie

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
139 27 September open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
356 ? September open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
294 4 October JUST S'T FOR BRAINS DAY OF BIRTH
295 18 October C3 ?
296 1 November Silence of the Labia Dios de los Muertos
297 15 November open ?
298 29 November open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 4 October open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

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6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
76 1 October open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? September open
5 ? October open
6 ? November open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 8 October - Hunters Moon 8 October open
5 6 November - Beaver Moon 6 November open
6 6 December - Cold Moon 6 December open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Mile High Humpin' Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
7 ? October open
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Honey Bunches of P. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
301 21 September open
302 5 October open
303 19 October open
304 3 November open
305 16 November open
306 30 November open
307 14 December open
308 28 December open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.