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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 3 February 2016. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Kimchi H3 #329 - 6 February @ noon

February 6, 2016 at NOON
Prelube: 11am at the Keg
No Hash cash, yer on your own for booze and food.
Bring: beads and candy to throw to the crowd
Family friendly (naughty bits covered) costumes encouraged! We are traditionally the last float in the parade, look for the bunny standing in the beer mug. The parade starts at Memorial Park, Manitou, and is not on Hash time, it starts at NOON!
End of parade and start of pubcrawl: Ancient Mariner
Parking: parking is at a premium, get there early, use city parking ($3 for the day), carpool, or use the shuttle from Coronado High School.

Colorado Kimchi H3 #330 - 20 February @ 2:30pm

When: Saturday, February 20th
Beach o'clock for all those Reggae jammers with a fuzzy head. (2:30 p.m.)
What to Bring: Virgins, Sunscreen, Beachy Attire with hints of Jamaican Colors Mon! BYOB (Bring Your Own Beads), Magical Substances for Beach Time Mon! Don't forget the Marley Dreads. Traction Devices, never know what you are goin' to get.
Start: Spice Island Grill (A to B Trail), 10 N Sierra Madre St, Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Hares: Just John and Poopsie Daisy
Hash Cash: 5 dalla mon

Denver H3 #887 - 29 February @ 6:30pm

Golden, Colorado: underneath the "Howdy Folks, Welcome to Golden" sign on Washington, between 11th and 12th, about 1/2 block north of the Buffalo Rose Saloon.
This illustrious event was created by the late-great Stump F'ker in 1988. The term "Miserable is Memorable" came from this auspicious event, so chances are any turkey trails will be about ten-feet long. Time to fly with the Eagles baby! Let's not forget the frozen six-pack of beer that greeted the hashers on top of North Table Top Mountain from about 1992. Ah, memories!
Hares: Big Bird, Just Lynn, and Just Hazel (Stump F'ker's eldest daughter), and possibly Buckman and Easy Button
On Before: Buffalo Rose Saloon at 12th and Washington at 5:30 pm
If you have a flashlight, bring it. Otherwise, you won't need one.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
752 13 February open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
885 6 February ChooChoo ?
885.5 13 February Hot 2 Twat and Nekkid Ninja fundraising for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society
886 20 February Pump Me Harder Hawaii 5-0
888 5 March Funky Monkey Spunk  birthday
889 19 March Mismanagement green dress
890 3 April TTT and KNIBS showshoeing
891 16 April open ?
892 30 April What Tits and A.Whisperer ?
893 14 May Honey Bunches of P ?
894 28 May 2x1 and 1/4 Cup Coke ?
895 11 June Mismanagement red dress
896 25 June What’s My Name B and 2x1 birthday
897 9 July Pump Me Harder and Bumper Humper Luau
898 23 July Twisted Pirate and Tongue Hole running of the balls
899 6 August Gay of Pigs ?
900 20 August A.Whisperer and What’s My Name B mud fest
901 3 September Wimp and Co InviHash
902 17 September Wimp, Non Dairy and Spermcrawler military
903 1 October SLIC ?
904 14 October Full Moon Crew zombie
905 22 October RoDeHo tutu
906 29 October HuHaInvades DH3 pub crawl
907 12 November Creepy UncleSpermes Badain Arvada
908 24 November MuthaDucker Hashgiving
909 26 November open ?
910 10 December Wimp, TTT Hash of Lights
911 24 December Mismanagement last one
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
772 13 February WFC and NIPS Forever on trail
773 27 February Queer Eye ?
774 12 March Philipenis green dress
775 26 March Erection Master, WFC and Hand Job Shamrock
776 9 April Yeastee Boy and Bread Box Cowboy Pubcrawl
777 23 April NoGirth Iron Girth part 5
778 7 May open ?
779 21 May NoGirth Blew Dress
780 4 June Yeastee Boy and Bread Box Parrothead
781 18 June S't Yeah KumOnIWannaLeighYa
782 2 July Chucky and NoGirth US Birthday, Bombs
783 30 July Penny and Schwanz Xmas in July
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact No Girth or 719-338-7189. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
316 22 February ? February ?
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: Two If by One If.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
232 spring 2016 open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
169 27 February open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes contact Fatal If Swallowed or check out their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
362 ? February

Colorado Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
330 20 February Just John and Poopsie Daisy ?
331 5 March open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 ? February open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
107 17 February open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
5 ? February open
6 ? March open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 ? February ? February open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Denver MiHiHuHa House Harriers

Number Date Hares Theme
29 10 February Goes in Wet, Comes Out Pink, Some Like it ColdC ?
30 17 February Gay of Pigs / HBOP Anaphylactic Birthday
31 24 February Itches and 2x1 ?
32 2 March Buckman ?
33 9 March Pooter Peeker / Buckman ?
34 23 March EZ / HBOP beer mile
35 30 March Pippi Dong Stalker and Anaphylactic Pippi’s Birthday
36 6 April Cream of Tuna and Gay of Pigs ?
37 13 April open ?
38 20 April SLIC / Snowball 420 Trail
39 27 April HBOP and Buckman 2-year anniversary
40 4 May open ?
41 11 May Anaphilactic and HBOP Joint Birthday
42 18 May open ?
43 25 May Consolation Prize (looking for co-hare) anniversary
44 1 June open ?
45 8 June Snowball ?
46 15 June Honey Bunches of P Bohemian Clitsody Birthday
47 22 June open ?
48 29 June 2 x 1 Birthday
49 6 July open ?
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Gay of Pigs. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
303 ? February open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.