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Back for another April, Iron Girth.

UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 16 April 2014. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Denver Full Moon #302 - 16 April @ 7:00pm

Theme: First Annual "Riddle" Hash! (see below)
When: Wednesday, April 16th, 7PM
Where: Krewe (11th and Lincoln)
Why: Because we need a mid-week hash; because we just finished our taxes; because it's the Full Moon, and what better reason to drink.
*Here's* a better reason: Because it is the First Ever RIDDLE Hash run in Colorado! What, pray tell, is a "riddle" hash? It's a hash where each check has a clue to the next check! If you guess the answer, you shortcut. If you guess wrong, you long-cut. If you don't guess at all, you follow the Eagle trail to the next check. (Yes, there is a fully laid trail). What kind of Riddles, you ask? Questions/Clues that test your knowledge of the hashing area. In this case, Cap Hill / Golden Triangle / the waters / the Parks / Uptown / Downtown. Example: The Start is at a new Denver bar, named after the groups parading through New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY: Because it is Offensive Discharge's LAST HARE before vacating Denver for points South. This might even be OD's ***LAST HASH IN COLORADO**** for several years!

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #62 - 16 April @ 6:30pm

When: Wednesday 16 April @ 6:30HST
Where: Straton open space parking lot behind Cheyenne Mountain High School, 1200 Cresta Road, Colorado Springs, CO 80906
Hare: Lil Scroat
Bring: HEADLAMP or FLASHLIGHT, Shag-bag with warm clothes, $5 Hash Cash, a thirst for beer, whistle, virgins, sexy thai capri pants, fezzes, VIRGINS, and songs for circle
Trail: Live trail, A to B, +/- one beverage check, DOG friendly trail.

BoulderFHHH #350 - 18 April @ 6:00pm

What: Shine On's 4/20 Warmup
When: Friday 4/18 @ 6:00PM
Where: Memory Square Park, Louisville. North Side near Walnut and Jefferson Streets.
Hares: Shine On and Amber Alert
Hash Cash: $7
Bring: Cranium Lamps, a gps locator beacon for Shine On, a vaporizer disguised as a hash horn, a hash horn, and the most stoned virgins you can find.
Trail: A-A'
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Yes
D'Erections: https://goo.gl/maps/xFWU7

Colorado Springs CKH3 #281 - 19 April @ 2:00pm

Part 1 of Iron Girth
Kimchi #281 Revenge O' The Bunny
April 19th, 2ish pm
Start: Hacienda de Girth, 524 E. Uintah St, 80903. Take Uintah exit east (away from mountains) 524 is on the north side between Corona and El Paso (brown house with yellow trim), park across Uintah at the Savio parking lot.
Easter theme, think pastel and or bonnets.
Hare: NoGirth
Bring: $5, whistle, and sense of humour

Pikes Peak DIM #205 - 21 April @ 6:00pm

Iron Girth part 2
April 21st, 6pm
Monument Valley Park, Fontanero trail head. Cascade Ave to Fontanero, west on Fontenero to the end of the street.
Hares: NoGirth and Keeps IT Up
Bring: $5, whistle, shagbag, and ID

Colorado Springs 6969 HumpingH3 #62.5 - 23 April @ 6:00pm

Iron Girth part 3
Humpin' 6969 #62.5
April 23rd, 6pm
THIS IS AN OFF WEEK TRAIL.
Start: O Furry's, 900 E. Filmore St., 719-634-3106
Hare: NoGirth
Bring: $5, whistle, and ID

Pikes Peak MOPP #69.69 - 25 April @ 6:00pm

Iron Girth #4
Moon Over Piles Peak #6969.69
April 25th, 6pm
Start: O Furry's, 900 E. Filmore St.
Hare: NoGirth
Bring: $5, whistle, and ID

Pikes Peak P2H4 #722 - 26 April @ 2:00pm

Iron Girth part 5
Pike Peak H4 #722, Acrapolypse Now (Shi77y Trail)
April 26th, 2ish pm
Start: Union Station, strip mall SE corner of Union and Van Buren.
Hares: NoGirth and Piggus' Pen (Piggus Dickus, Silence of the Labia, and 2/3 Silence of the Pork)
Bring: $5, whistle, adult diaper, snack to share, and ID

Denver Full Moon #304 - 16 May @ 7:00pm

Hares: Buckman and Easy Button
Start location: TBA, but it will be in southern Aurora.
Down downs and on-after: Our house - 2653 S Carson Way, Aurora. We'll probably buy a keg. Crash space aplenty.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
699 26 April Pippi Dong Stalker and Just Jack ?
700 10 May Cockchester ?
701 26 May open Second Annual Bolder Boulder Togas
702 14 June open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
834 19 April open ?
835 3 May open ?
836 17 May open ?
837 28 or 29 June open ?
838 23 or 24 August open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.


Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
723 10 May Penny 4 Ur Tw@t, Lick Her Outlet Wild Craniums
724 24 May Chucky TOGA
725 7 June Yeastee Boy, Bread box Parotthead
726 21 June open ?
727 5 July NoGirth Red, white and blew dress
728 19 July open ?
729 2 August open ?
730 16 August Chucky After Ascent Debacle
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
304 13 June - Strawberry Moon 13 June open
305 12 July - Buck Moon 12 July open
306 10 August - Sturgeon Moon 10 August open
307 8 September - Harvest Moon 8 September open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
206 5 May open
207 19 May open
208 2 June open
209 16 June open
210 30 June open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
134 26 April open ?
135 31 May open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
351 16 May G4 and a Scandinavian to be Named Later
352 12 or 13 June open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
282 3 May open ?
283 17 May open ?
284 31 May open ?
285 14 June open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 3 May open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
63 7 May open
64 21 May open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? April open
5 ? May open
6 ? June open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
2 15 April - Pink Moon (Lingerie Run) 15 April open
3 14 May - Flower Moon 14 May Buckman and Easy Button
4 13 June - Strawberry Moon 13 June open
5 12 July - Buck Moon 12 July open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterHash Brussels 2014, Brussels, Belguim - July 25 through 27, 2014
  • Colorado Invihash 2014, Cripple Creek, Colorado - August 29 through September 2, 2014
  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month: GM = Head EunuchWanker name Bill Hintze 970.493.2378
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.