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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 30 July 2014. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Mile High Humpin' H3 #3 - 30 July @ 7:00pm

What: Dog Days of Summer
When: Wednesday, July 30. Meet at 7:00, pack's away at 7:30 SHT.
Where: Prelube and On-After at Casey's Bistro and Pub in Stapleton. Park in the lot behind the pub by Bank of the West. Meet address is 7301 E 29th Ave, Denver, CO 80238.
Hare(s): Honey Bunches of P
Hash Cash: $5
What to bring: virgins, pooches, poop bags, virgins, hash cash, thirst for beer, whistles, cranial lamps, ALL the virgins!

Boulder H3 #708.5 - 31 July @ 5:15pm

As part of the Boulder Ironman Triathlon festivities an Underpants run is being staged this Thursday July 31 at 5:30. As this is certainly a hasher approved activity, I thought it only fitting that the Boulder Hash welcome these race-ists to town with a *Beer Check* along the course! There will be a short hash and circle to follow our community service. This will serve as a pre-lube to this Saturday's regularly scheduled hash with newly named hares Captain Swallows and Lady Dayz.
What: Boulder H3 Beer Check for the Underpants run
When: Thursday 7/31 @ 5:15
Where: Details to follow soon on precise location when I figure out the exact route the run will take. Somewhere between Boulder Running Company and Pearl St. Mall
Theme: Underpants!
Hash Cash: Zero! This community service will be financed from the Hash Cash coffers. Just show up!

Pikes Peak P2H4 #729 - 2 August @ 2:00pm

Start: Rhino's, northwest corner of Barnes and Powers
Hares: WFC and Erection Master, continuing his tradition of Haring from an airplane.
Bring: $5, whistle, shagbag, and ID

Boulder H3 #709 - 2 August @ 3:00pm

What: Slutty Asspirations
When: Saturday August 2nd at 3PM
Where: North Boulder Park
Hares: Liza's Lady Dayz and Captain Swallows
Hash Cash: $5
Bring: Sunblock and an umbrella. Remember when you were a kid and wanted to be a fireman, a veterinarian, a doctor or lawyer? Well, your dreams have come true! Only, you've had to bang your way to the top. No dirty deed was too much to ensure your success. Please dress up as your childhood dream profession--slutty. Think Halloween meets career day.
Trail: A - A
Dog/Stroller Friendly: Dogs are encouraged but strollers will not make it.
D'Erections: Map

Denver H3 #840 - 9 August @ 2:00pm

WHAT: Kilted Hash
The last time we had a kilted hash, we didnít have enough harriettes to help inspect the kilts. The result was a few hashers were not regimental on trail. We donít want that kind of nightmare to happen again. Please, we need harriettes to make sure these kilts meet the Queenís Standard.
WHEN: Saturday August 9th at 2:00pm
WHERE: Belleview Elementary School near Belleview and Dayton in Greenwood Village. Hereís the map
HARE: A. Whisperer
PRE-LUBE: Bakerís Street, 1:00pm, 8101 E Belleview Ave, Denver, CO
TRAIL: A-B, Kilt Inspection Checks, Beer Quest, There is a good chance of light to insane shiggy, Beer Checks, and a good chance of wet or dry shoes.
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: A Kilt, A Leaf Blower, Cash, ID, A Lack of Shyness and Modesty, Whistle, A Moist Towelette, New Shoes, Dry Clothes, Shag Bag, A Bottle Opener
WEDDING: There will be a hash wedding before chalk talk. Whoís getting married? You will have to be there to find out.
ON-AFTER: The Tilted Kilt, 8000 E Belleview Ave, Greenwood Village, CO 80111
BOW WOWS: Doggies must be on a leash at all times including beer check and circle. Donít bring unwanted attention to our gathering such as having the authorities pay us a visit because you didnít keep your pooch restrained. Be mindful they have cold wet noses and we will be wearing kilts. This could justify retaliation against the caretaker of said puppy.

BoulderFHHH #355 - 15 - 17 August @ 6:00pm

Boulder Flatlander Campout Hash! August 15-17th 2014 in a NEW LOCATION! North of the Vedauwoo general area, off in a secluded camping area TBD. It's closer for some people: 90 minutes from Lafayette or Boulder to the Vedauwoo turnoff. MAP Directions will appear here http://bfhhh.blogspot.com/2014/06/boulder-flatlander-campout-hash-august.html.
This is officially a combo Flatlander and Fort Collins combo campout hash--twice the kennel for four times the fun! But as always, all hashers are super duper welcome.
Friday night: fun little short hash like usual, suitable for carrying drinks on trail. Hare: G4 or a Fort Collins hare to be named later. (Volunteers?)
Saturday day: long awesome hash through the tundra and the desert and the rainforest. Hares: Deep and G4.
It's not windy in the summer, we've been assured, and there's the North Crow rec area with WATER! So bring your little boats and your fishin' poles and your swimmin' trunks. (Swimming not exactly allowed but our impression is there isn't Extreme Enforcement.) And of course, climbers and boulderers bring your harnesses and ropes. Also, bringing your climbing equipment.
See you in August--plan for a good old-fashioned Flatlander/Fort Collins Good Time! Candy canes and clowns and lion tamers! Exact details and directions will be forthcoming on the blog once Deep and I figure out the exact spot. Also, there is cell service close to the turnoff for at least Verizon and ATT, could be some farther out too.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
710 16 August Weird Ball Yank-a-Duck ?
711 30 August open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
841 24 August Ultrawimp military
842 20 September open ?
843 4 or 5 October open ?
844 18 or 19 October open ?
845 15 or 16 November open ?
846 29 or 30 November open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.


Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
730 16 August Chucky After Ascent Debacle
731 30 August open InviHash orphans
732 13 September open red dress
733 27 September Erection Master, WFC, and Handjob Octoberfest
734 11 October Wong Wey Edge of the Full Moon
735 25 October NoGirth Come as you ain't
736 8 November Sh-t Yeah and Snatch n Sniff Best Breasts (Thanksgiving)
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
306 10 August - Sturgeon Moon 10 August ShoeF*#ker and AnybodysB*#ch
307 8 September - Harvest Moon 8 September open
308 8 October - Hunters Moon 8 October open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
213 11 August Canít Hit The Hole and I Donít Come Enough
214 25 August Brownie and BLOS
215 8 September Nacheaux A
216 22 September open
217 6 October $100 F*2k

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
138 30 August open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
356 ? August open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
290 9 August open ?
291 23 August Nachaux A MadDog and Spam
292 6 September open ?
293 20 September open ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 2 August open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
72 6 August open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? August open
5 ? September open
6 ? October open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
2 10 August - Sturgeon Moon 10 August open
3 8 September - Harvest Moon 8 September open
4 8 October - Hunters Moon 8 October open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Mile High Humpin' Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
4 ? August open
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Honey Bunches of P. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • Colorado Invihash 2014, Cripple Creek, Colorado - August 29 through September 2, 2014
  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife  .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.