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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 19 November 2014. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Pikes Peak P2H4 #736 - 22 November @ 2:00pm

Saturday, November 22, 2014
Theme: Turkey's Coming! Gobble, gobble, glurg!
Hares: Tiny Timmee and Biscuits and Porn
When: 2:00pm Saturday, November 22
Trail: A-A’
On-Before: Joe's Bar, 4763 Flintridge Drive, CO Springs
D'erections: One block east of Union off Academy
Bring: Virgins, ID
Dog Friendly: Sorry, not this trail. No cats, weasels, or chameleons, either.
Stroller Friendly: Yes, it is.
Lost? Call 303-250-8031

Boulder H3 #718 - 22 November @ 2:00pm

When: 11/22 @ 1:69
Where: Upslope Brewing, 1898 S Flatiron Ct, Boulder, CO 80301, NOT THE NORTH BOULDER LOCATION!
Hares: All American C7mstain and Just Sarkis
Hash Cash: How much mescaline can you get with $5?
Bring: A light brite, warm clothes, snow pants or no pants, scopolamine, moon-walking-out-of-a-potentially-bad-situation, pudding with proof in it (preferably higher than 100), edjukashun, teachers not leaving kids alone (ask Amber for tips), Beano’s Mom’s Mom, triangular prisms
Trail: A(animals) - A’(tom Heart Mother)
Dog/Stroller Amigoly: Pups will have a blast
D’Erections: Just ask Alice

Mile High Humpin' H3 #8 - 26 November @ 7:00pm

No excuses! You don't have to work on Thursday. You need to start drinking early why not the night before with your favorite $5 friends? November's Humpin' Hash will certainly be a special occasion, so mark it on your calendars now! The meet location and on-after has happy hour 3-7 and 10-midnight, as well as karaoke starting at 10! Be there or be that geometric shape with 4 sides and 4 right angles.
When: Wednesday November 26, 2014. Meet at 7:00 SHT. Feel free to prelube earlier and take advantage of their happy hour!
Where: Darcy's Pub in DTC
Why: to get your Thanksgiving buzz started early
How much: $5 hash cash and whatever you want to spend on pre-lube/on-after beverages
What to bring: hash cash, warm clothes, warm vocal chords, boobs, virgins, vessels, favorite Thanksgiving cocktail, favorite Thanksgiving recipe, turkey costumes for Buckman, boobs, your favorite karaoke song.
Hare(s): HBOP and maybe a mystery hare
*I know that most of our trails/events have been pet friendly, however, this one will not be. Leave the mutts at home where they can stay warm.

Denver H3 #847 - 27 November @ 1:30pm

WHAT: Hash Thanksgiving 2014 – Feast, football, trail etc. Giant TV for football. Semi-pro kitchen for the cooks. We’ll have a big turkey and some other stuff but sides and dessert are potluck. Please coordinate with the hare. NEW FOR THIS YEAR: Good heat downstairs - watch football without a blanket! Upgraded SuperMax dog fencing in the back yard! Plenty of crash space so no worries about driving home. PLEASE RSVP!
WHEN: Thanksgiving Day - Thursday, 27 November. We’ll start cooking and drinking about 9:00 AM so come early, drop a shot of rum in your coffee and cook or just hang-out. Dinner at 2:00 PM followed by a shiggylicious hike on Green Mountain for those who want to walk-off dinner. We’ll go ‘til late so come as late as you want.
WHERE: Mutha Ducker’s place - 13421 West Ohio DRIVE, Lakewood, 80228. Note that the DRIVE in the address is REALLY IMPORTANT.
BRING: Side dishes, desserts, snacks, other stuff, more is better. There’ll be plenty of cheap beer and soft drinks but if you want wine or fancy beer then bring it. Bring hiking boots for the post-prandial ramble.
HARE: Mutha Ducker. Questions? Call yo Mutha on one of his mobiles: 303-845-2125 or 832-766-3458 or email AL@NaturalFractures.com. PLEASE RSVP!
DOGS: YES! Ultra dog-friendly, as always. Fenced back yard, dogs allowed in house, dogs allowed on furniture.
KIDS: YES!
FROM DENVER: Take US 6/ 6th Ave west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
FROM BOULDER: Take 93 S to Golden where you’ll merge onto US 6 E/6th Ave. Go 6.4 miles on 6 to the Union Blvd/ Simms St. exit. Turn right onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.
FROM FT. COLLINS OR COLORADO SPRINGS: Take I-25 towards Denver to US 6/6th Avenue west. Take 6 west to the Union Blvd/Simms St. Exit and turn left onto Union. Go 1 mile and turn right onto W Alameda Pkwy. Go 0.9 miles and turn right onto W Ohio AVENUE. Go 0.5 miles and turn left onto Beech. Make an immediate right onto W Ohio DRIVE – the turn is only 250 ft after you turn onto Beech. It’s the first house on the right, not the house on the corner.

BoulderFHHH #357 - 29 November @ 2:00pm

What: 17th Annual Tuwkey Twat (aka BFHHH's 17th Annualversary)
When: Saturday 11/29 2pm
Hares: C8m Silent C8m Deep and Deep In The End
Bring: $7 w/exact change ($10 without), ***WARM CLOTHES***, headlamp, turkey call or Cock Gobbler, greenbean casserole
Dogs: Trail, yes; On-in, NO.
Where: On the sidewalk outside 8034 Marshall Circle, Arvada, CO, 80003. (Please don't bother the occupants or block their driveway.) MAP
Details: Trail will be plentiful, cold and grassy, just like the beer.

Denver H3 #848 - 13 December @ noon

WHAT: Tits Buying Toys for Tots: the annual hash trail/shopping/wrapping extravaganza to benefit adopted families for the holidays! ** SHOW UP FOR ANY OR ALL OF trail, shopping, and wrapping!
WHEN: SATurday, December 13, 2014, at NOON! Earlier than "normal" hash trails to allow you to get to all of those holiday parties later in the day! Prelube for Hash of Lights on the 14th!
WHERE: START of trail and SHOPPING location: Target 5071 Kipling St, Wheat Ridge, CO 80033-2251; (303) 209-1848. This is the Target located near Kipling and I-70. Look for a gathering of hashers in a corner of the parking lot.
BRING: $5 hash cash (ALL goes to the charity). Extra cash for charity. Festive Holiday attire. Your caroling voice. $$ for the on-after.
TRAIL: A to A-prime. 5K or less, stroller friendly, a few festive checks. Not fido-friendly by virtue of having shopping/wrapping festivities immediately afterward.
SHOPPING: At the Target. Hashers are divided into teams to shop for individuals in the adopted families (descriptions/items/budget provided).
WRAPPING PARTY ON-AFTER: At the Three Margaritas very close to the Target start/end. 10160 W 50th Ave, Wheat Ridge, CO 80033. Phone:(303) 431-0305. The hares will provide some apps and some beer; hashers are on their own for fancy beer and fancy food.
HOW YOU CAN HELP (with or without money): ** Several ways to DONATE: ANY amount helps! We HEAVILY rely on donations PRIOR to the event, to plan a budget for the shopping trip. Donate 1) at weekly hashes to the designated announcer 2) mail a check to Knees Up (See below) 3) donate through Knees Up's Paypal Account (see below)
** Be a bell-ringer (collect donations at hashes)
** Be a HARE: help Knees Up with trail
** Be a SANTA: Deliver the gifts to the families
** Donate plain white gift boxes, ribbon, and tissue paper for wrapping
** Oversee the wrapping at Three Margaritas
** Show up for the shopping or wrapping even if you can't make it to trail
Unfortunately, donations are *not* tax deductible because you are donating to a family (not the actual charitable organization through which we adopt them). Knees Up is the keeper of the funds. SEND CHECKS MADE OUT TO CAROLYN CHENOWETH to 10683 Jewelberry Circle, Highlands Ranch, CO 80130. OR, donate to her Paypal Account: Email Knees Up at Toepick1@juno.com and provide your preferred e-mail address; a request will be made through Paypal through your e-mail that will show you how to send money into the account.

Boulder H3 #721 - 9 January @ 2:00pm

What: Holidaze V - our annual romp through the frozen forest.
When: Jan 9 - 11, 2015
Where: Golden Gate Canyon State Park. Reverends Ridge Campground - same place its been for the past five years
Hares: TDB
Cost: $45 Nov 1- Dec 31, $50 till day of. Pay Muffet via PayPal at droberth@gmail.com. Send as a GIFT, or I will charge you the extra $3.50 that they charge me for any other type of transaction.
Change from last year: Get your own cabins! The hash will only be getting the hashpitality yurt. If you want to stay in the yurt, there is room for six and it will cost you an extra $25.
As of this post (9/14/2014) the yurt has been reserved by me for the hash, and cabin 5 has been reserved by me for Drawhide and I. All others are available, please get the word out to fill these up by the hash! Here's the information to the cabin sign up. Take charge, be proactive, get a cabin NOW to prevent civilians from ruining our party. More details to come.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
719 6 December open ?
720 20 December open ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
849 ? December open ?
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
737 6 December NoGirth Santa Girth is back in town
738 20 December open ?
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact Skip and Go Naked. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
308 6 December - Cold Moon 6 December open
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: AnybodysBitch.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
219 spring 2015 open

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
140 29 November open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes the last Saturday of every month at 2:00 PM. Contact FreeBusch or check our their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
358 13 December open
If you want to hare the BFHHH hashes contact G4.

Colorado Springs Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
297 29 November open ?
298 13 December Nachaux A++ red dress
299 27 December Not So Silent Bob ?
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 6 December open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
79 26 November open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
4 ? November open
5 ? December open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 6 December - Cold Moon 6 December open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Mile High Humpin' Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
9 24 December open
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Honey Bunches of P. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
302 23 November open
303 7 December open
304 21 December open
305 4 January open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Other upcoming hashevents:

  • InterAmericas Hash 2015, Portland, Oregon - September 4 through 7, 2015
  • World Interhash 2016, Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia - May 20 through 22, 2016

  • Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.