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UPCOMING COLORADO HASHES - last updated on 26 April 2016. Usually updated weekly on Wednesday.

Colorado Springs 6969 Humpin'H3 #112 - 27 April @ 6:30pm

Wednesday, April 27th - 6:30 p.m.
What to Bring: Virgins, Headlamps, Beachy Attire, Jamaican Colors Mon! Don't forget the Marley Dreads.
Start: Spice Island Grill (A to B Trail), 10 N Sierra Madre St, Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Hares: Lunch Box Corner Pocket (It's his virgin lay.) and Poopsie Daisy
Hash Cash: 5 dalla mon'

Denver MiHiHuHa #39 - 27 April @ 7:00pm

When: Wednesday, 4/27/16. Meet at 7SHT, hares away at 7:15, pack away at 7:30.
Where: Around the back side of the yogurt shop at 8931 E Union Ave, Greenwood Village, CO 80111
Hare(s): HBOP and Buckman
What to bring: fancy party hat, thirst for beer, virgins for sacrifice, hash cash, boobs, secret flasks, not so secret flasks, cranium lights, whistles, poop bags if you decide to bring your fur babies.

BoulderFlatlanders H3 #365 - 6 May @ 6:30pm

What: El Paso takes over the Flatlanders!
Hares: Mastaburger and W.M.
When: Friday, May 6th, 2016 at 6:30 PM
Where: Home Depot on Hover (393 S Hover Rd, Longmont, CO 80501)
Trail: A-A'
Hash cash: 122.73 pesos ($7)
Theme: This is a Cinco de Mayo themed birthday hash for Mastaburger! Come in your most wonderful Cinco de Mayo themed garb, or your favorite birthday suit (if it's the one you were born in, you may want to add a layer)! There will be beer! There will be TEQUILA! THERE MAY BE MARGARITAS!
Bring: Cranium lamps, birthday spankings, virgins to administer the birthday spankings, virgins to give birthday spankings to, a pinata, shag bag, warm clothes for circle, dry socks and shoes (do you really need these? show up and find out!), sombreros, mustaches, and a mariachi band.
On-after will be held at Masta's. Please, Please, PLEASE RSVP! I hear there are going to be some tasty treats (dinner) at the end so they will need to know how much to provide!
Lost or lonely? Call Chocolate Salty Balls, she'll do her best to help. 970.488.9290

Pikes Peak P2H4 #778 - 7 May @ 2:00pm

Hares: Stunt Kount and Kork Soaker
Start: The Buzz (formally Laurabelles) 734 N. 19th Street (Uintah and 19th)
2:00 pm start
Theme: "Love Your Mother". In celebration of Mother's Day. Dress like a mother. Carry a picture of your mom. Take her on trail with you.
A to A prime.
$5, Bring whistles, shag bag, virgins, desire to drink beer.
Not dog or stroller friendly.

Colorado Kimchi H3 #333 - 14 May @ 2:00pm

Hares: 3M and Juicy Pearl
What is it? For those of you 'out of the know a century club is a challenge where the participant must tackle 100oz of beer in 100 minutes. One eensy teensy shot every minute. Think your liver can handle it? Sounds simple, right? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
These shots of beer arent just your regular pisswater PBR. 3M and Juicy are brewing up some awesome homemade stuff especially for this event! How sweet is that? 'OK Lassie, craft beers are wicked expensive. How much does this challenge cost?
Even better, the hash is still ONLY $5! No Way! Yes way, my friends. Yes way.
To cover the cost of brewing all this deliciousness, we need 8-10 brave souls to commit to tackling this challenge. WILL IT BE YOU?
But Lassie, I know my liver is too beaten for such a challenge. Can I come to watch the challenge and enjoy a pint or two of this delicious nectar of the gods? YES YOU CAN. It's still a normal Kimchi Saturday. $5 for you too. We still need some folks to do the actual challenge, though.

Boulder HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
75? 15-17 July summer campout ?
To volunteer, contact the BoulderH3 HareRazor Am8er Alert. Read these notes from a past HareRazor Gender Questionable.

Denver HHH Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
892 30 April What Tits and A.Whisperer ?
893 14 May Honey Bunches of P ?
894 28 May 2x1 and 1/4 Cup Coke ?
895 11 June Mismanagement red dress
896 25 June Whatís My Name B and 2x1 birthday
897 9 July Pump Me Harder and Bumper Humper Luau
898 23 July Twisted Pirate and Tongue Hole running of the balls
899 6 August Gay of Pigs ?
900 20 August A.Whisperer and Whatís My Name B mud fest
901 3 September Wimp and Co InviHash
902 17 September Wimp, Non Dairy and Spermcrawler military
903 1 October SLIC ?
904 14 October Full Moon Crew zombie
905 22 October RoDeHo tutu
906 29 October HuHaInvades DH3 pub crawl
907 12 November Creepy UncleSpermes Badain Arvada
908 24 November MuthaDucker Hashgiving
909 26 November open ?
910 10 December Wimp, TTT Hash of Lights
911 24 December Mismanagement last one
If you want to hare, email C6ckTaP3ssy. The Denver hare can pick Saturday or Sunday at 2:00pm or Monday at 6:30pm. Please send details to ColoradoH3@yahoogroups.com with directions, TWO WEEKS prior to the date.

Pikes Peak P2H4 Receding Hareline

Number Date Hares Theme
779 21 May NoGirth Blew Dress
780 4 June Yeastee Boy and Bread Box Parrothead
781 18 June S't Yeah KumOnIWannaLeighYa
782 2 July Chucky and NoGirth US Birthday, Bombs
783 30 July Penny and Schwanz Xmas in July
784 13 August Quality Asshole and Full Service ?
785 27 August open ?
786 10 September open ?
787 24 September Erection Master, Handjob, WFC Oktoberfest
To volunteer to hare for the P2H4, contact No Girth or 719-338-7189. Hazmat contact person is Kay Yeager. Let her know 1) what day and what part of town the trail will be in, 2) when you will be laying trail, and 3) what you'll be using to mark trail.

Denver Fullmoon HHH

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
317 21 May 21 May Funky Monkey Spunk - Flower moon
318 20 June 20 June open - Strawberry moon
319 19 July 19 July Buckman - Buck moon
320 18 August 18 August open - Sturgeon moon
321 16 September 16 September open - Harvest moon
322 14 October 14 October Full Moon Mismanagement - Zombie moon
323 30 October 30 Octoer Snowball - Black moon
324 14 November 14 November open - Beaver moon
325 13 December 13 December open - Cold moon
Note to FMHHH Hares: If you care about having the Full Moon visible during your hash, consider running a day or two before the actual full moon. The moon is up earlier and higher, and looks close enough to full to satisfy most hashers. Check the Denver Hash House Harriers facebook page for full details or denverhash.com. To volunteer to hare for the Colorado Full Moon HHH contact: Two If by One If.

DIM Hashes (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
234 2 May open
235 16 May Nacheaux A$$
236 30 May Memorial day
237 13 June Diddy
238 27 June K9 Jelly

For the uninitiated: the DIM Hash was created in 1999 by P2H4's Crack Climber, who one night caught himself thinking, "Damn, It's Monday. There's no football. What else is there to do?" Thus was a new Hash born, as a summertime venue for the die-hards in need of an extra shiggy fix. The DIM hibernates each winter and is revived annually during the months of Daylight Savings Time to hash every other Monday evening at 6:00 p.m. Its trails have traditionally been on the longer and more challenging scale of typical P2H4 hashes; but this is not a "Rule" and as always it depends upon the hare.

Virgins and veterans alike are cordially invited to enjoy the summer season of twilight hashing and Tuesday morning hangovers. Virgin hares are welcome to sign up, at their own peril, and will be paired with a locally experienced co-hare for their first timeout.

If you want to sign up as a hare, please reply by email. I promise you I will not remember that you volunteered during the on-after on a Saturday afternoon. PeeWee


Fort Collins HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
172 ? April open ?

If you want to hare the FCH3 hashes contact Fatal If Swallowed or check out their website www.fchhh.webs.com.


Boulder Flatlanders HHH

Number Date Hares
365 20 May open
366 3 June open
367 17 June open
368 1 July open
369 14 July Pippi Dong Stalker

Colorado Kimchi HHH

Number Date Hares Theme
334 ? May open
To volunteer to hare for the CKH3, contact Chlamydia^3.

Wyoming Herky Hash House Harriers and Harriets

Number Date Hares
20 ? April open
If you want to hare the WYO5H hashes contact Fishlips.

6969 Humpin' HHH (Colorado Springs area)

Number Date Hares
113 11 May open
114 25 May open
115 8 June open
116 22 June open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the humpin hash on one of the dates listed please contact Nebraska Dickhusker. The current plan is to alternate weeks with DIM hashes, but off week hashes on Wednesdays are also an option if anyone is interested.


Tame But Not Lame HHH (Family friendly, but not kid-centric) Denver area

Number Date Hares
5 ? April open
6 ? May open

If anyone is interested in being a hare for the TBNL hash on one of the dates listed please contact either Knees Up or Oral B. Our 3 basic requests are: 1) Trail be A to A-prime-ish 2) if parts of trail are not "wheels friendly", offer a "wheels-friendly" work-around 3) have some beer and non-beer available.


Loveland or Ft. Collins Fully Mooned Hash

Number Actual FM date Hash FM date Hares
4 ? April ? April open

If anyone is interested in being a hare on one of the dates listed please contact the Hare Razor.


Denver MiHiHuHa House Harriers

40 4 May open ?
41 11 May Anaphilactic and HBOP Joint Birthday
42 18 May open ?
43 25 May Consolation Prize (looking for co-hare) anniversary
44 1 June open ?
45 8 June Snowball ?
46 15 June Honey Bunches of P Bohemian Clitsody Birthday
47 22 June open ?
48 29 June 2 x 1 Birthday
49 6 July open ?
If you're interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Gay of Pigs. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Greeley G-Spot Hash House Harriers

Number Date Hares
303 ? April open
If you are interested in haring or becoming otherwise involved, email Panda Pancake. Dates are flexible if there is a specific one that tickles your fancy and isn't listed.

Hotline Numbers:

  • Boulder HHH: Beano
  • PikesPkHHHH: 719-238-6466 NoGirth
  • BFHHH runs every other Friday or Saturday. Check details for Boulder Flatlanders.
  • Colorado PMS: 719-331-0804 AquaLungs (Chris Flohr)
  • Lonely Men's Hash - a non-running psychotherapy hash which meets monthly at the same time as the discriminatory all-wimmin Colorado PMS hash.
  • ColoradoKimchi HHH: A drinking club with a drinking problem, runs every other Saturday. Chlamydia^3
  • Fort Collins H3 runs the last Saturday of every month.
  • Denver Full Moon HHH: AnybodysBitch
  • Durango Other HHH runs every other Thursday @ 6:30 pm. Go to Facebook and friend Durango Other Hash to get in the loop.


  • From Gender Questionable: Here are a number of ways to map atrail!

    If you want to figure out the distance of your trail, any of these free websites should work (no need for GPS). All you do is type in the address or intersection where you started, then point-n-click on the map to show where you ran. The website will tell you the distance, and let you save your trails and share them with others.
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.goodrunguide.co.uk/RoutePlanner.asp
    www.gmap-pedometer.com
    www.usatf.org/routes
    www.runningmap.com
    www.mapmyrun.com
    www.walkjogrun.net
    www.runthere.com

    Hashing www Resources:

  • ZiPpY's Home Page
  • BoulderHHH Home page
  • DenverHHH Home Page
  • Read these notes from the Boulder HareRazor.
  • Guide for Hares - read it!

  • If you have any new information on upcoming Colorado runs, send it to Lowlife .


    The Receding Hareline is brought to you by the BoulderHash House Harriers.