Ye whatup homies

This is yo leader speakin' at ya through the power of interpretive dance.

My dick is 12 feet wide and has been likened to a navy vessel.
So fuck you and your three cats. This my world now, nigga!

Prolapse. Baby strangle. Fanny farting. Squirt wars. Used tampons and eye gunk.

Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outie. 
Peace.