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Eric's Storythis time I ran up in the woods scared. My babysitter started drinking. And I feared for my cookies. She started drooling, and waving random objects all over the kitchen. I paced around frantically, biting my thumbnail, and drinking kool aid way too quick, it was uncomfortable. I looked into her eyes, and all I saw was poo poo. I ran into the other room, and peeked around the corner, and saw her eating phecies out of the kitty litter box. She was also rubbing it into her face like a moisterizer.I knew my oreos were in the kitchen WITH HER! I knew I had to get them. She started rolling in the ccorner. Quickly I made a dash for my cookies. I grabbed them and spit in her direction. I'm not sure if I hit her. But I got my cookies and I ran through the screen door. I ran up in the woods. and sat in the leaves. Finally my cookies were safe. She's actually really pretty. Ive jurked off my wiener to her. In the tub. But suddenly i realized my eye ball was bleeding. i must have cut it open on the screen door. |
