The Costanzas' tradition begins with an aluminum pole, which
Frank praises for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio." During
Festivus, the unadorned Festivus Pole is displayed. The pole
was chosen apparently in opposition to the commercialization
of highly decorated Christmas trees, because it is "very low-
maintenance," and also because the holiday's patron, Frank
Costanza, "finds tinsel distracting."
Some safety tips for the use of your Festivus Pole:
Don't let any of the guests climb the Festivus Pole.
A Festivus pole is not a "Dancing" pole.
During the Feats of Strength, don't let anyone joust
with the Festivus Pole.
If the pole is outdoors in below zero temperatures,
don't let anyone lick the pole. It's tempting, but don't
let them do it!
