I know you're going to love this. I know I do! I've spent several hours, or so it feels like, with this amazing... thing.
POKE THE PENGUIN!
I myself never say no to a dare. So now I dare you to Poke the Penguin. Poke it and I dare you to laugh. I dare you to poke it again, and again, and again untill it starts to get boring. I dare you to poke it till something amazing happens.
POKE IT! POKE THE PENGUIN! POKE THE DAMN PENGUIN!!
