Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow Don't walk behind me, I may not lead Walk beside me and be my friend." Albert Camus ******************************************************** "Friendship is the bridge between lonely and loved, between a glance and a gaze. It stretches from the fog into sunshine, hopelessness into faith, between despair and joy. It crosses the chasm from hell to heaven, from God to man, and from you to me." Unknown ******************************************************** "Real Friendship is shown in times of trouble, prosperity is full of Friends" Euripides, Hecuba ******************************************************** "When Friends meet, hearts warm" Proverb ******************************************************** A friend in need, is a friend indeed Unknown ******************************************************** A little about myself, well to start with, I would very much like to be an Ornithologist ( One who studies Any of a group of warm-blooded vertebrates having a body covered with feathers and the forelimbs modified to form wings by means of which most kinds fly.IN OTHEER WORDS, I love birds, and would like to spend my life studying them and owning many. At one time I had two beautiful cockatiels, Peaches and Bob. (the ones In this picture are just like them) I no longer have them, but miss them very much.. .....The Cockatoo's are bigger Versions of Cockatiels.....The macaws are what I've always wanted... . This is a picture of the biggest parrots of them all...I'd love to own one. I've had one on my arm and they're huge...They weigh A LOT. I had to hold my arm up with my other arm as it was sooo heavy. Birds are very smart. They say that parrots, (when they talk) are just "Mimicking” but that has still to be proven. Parrots are known to name Objects by name each time without the person saying what it is first....I.E....They won`t call a ball a square and a square a ball when shown each. Like most anything else, you must get to know birds to really understand and love them.MY VERY FAVORITE BIRD. TWEETIE BIRD NOW FOR A LITTLE MORE HUMORIN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT I AM A BLOND. I FEEL JUSTIFIED IN TELLING A FEW BLOND JOKES. ************************************************** What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. 3.) Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home. 4.) What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. 5.) What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds. 6.) Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. 7.) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. 8.) How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? > It has a stamp on it. 9.) Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone! 10.) What do you do if a Blonde soldier throws a pin at you? Run, he's got a grenade in her mouth! 11.) How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out all over the monitor. 12.) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. 13.) A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!" 14.) A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?" 15.) A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21" A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21" Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The Brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail , counting "22" "22" "22" 16.) How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. 18.) How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in his ear. 19.) Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. 20.) Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter". 21.) Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. 22.) A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm on a winning streak! 23.) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for awhile and they were still arguing when the train hit them. 24.) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The boy with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and his friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!" 25.) A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" 26.) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night 27.) What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training 29.) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side 30.) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. **************************************************Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could You--- please settle an argument for us.? Would you please pronounce Where we are!!,…<<<<.very slowly?>>>> The manager leaned over the counter and said:"Burrrrr--gerrrrrr- kiiiing." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The blonde was broke and desperate. She knocked on the door of the doctors house and said she needed money, And would be willing to work for it. The doctor asked if she would be willing To paint the porch? He would give her $50.00 to do it. The blonde said that would be fine.. The doctors wife said the blonde must be really dumb, to do such a big job for only fifty dollars. "Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?" the wife asked. "I guess so" the doctor told his wife. A few minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door "All done " she said,and By the way, it is not a Porch it is a Ferrari.!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, CLICK HERE. MORE TO COME LATER
