Miss Suzannza's Principles
for the Pampurred Princess
- Your princess status is your
birthright, remember this above all!! It
isnt something you earn.
- You are entitled to wear a
diamond
collar at all times.
- Be aloof~~ make sure humans have
gotten
to know you and respect your status before
allowing them to touch precious soft fur.
This is a privilege for them. (and most
humans dont understand I prefer a delicate
soft touching)
- Use your eyes to your best
advantage,
I have beautiful green eyes
- Demand only the best and most expensive
food. You know the kind that comes in those
little cans. Just for fun every so often act
like you dont like what you told your mom
that you really liked last week.
- Expect to be the center of
attention
at
all times you want it. Sometimes your
human gets too busy and isnt giving you
enough attention you must remind them their
purpose in life is to pampurr you! Do what
ever is necessary to get their attention.
- You have the right to be carried,
held
and loved at anytime you choose. After my
injury my mom started carrying me around in a
basket, but even when I could walk again, she
still carries me around when I ask her too.
And when she is working in her art studio, I
have another basket she must put in the
middle of the table so I can be the center of
attention. (I have lots of baskets) Now, you
can be very cleaver and adapt this principle
to your own lives.
- When your human comes home with sacks
of stuff, it is your right to inspect all
items.
Then if they came in a paper sack or box
this is your play toy for the day. {Please
no plastic sacks--unsafe!}
- When you human is
eating~~~Anything,
it is your right to smell what it is and
decide for yourself if you want any. Ignore
them when they say, "oh you won't like this",
you must check for yourself.
- You have the right to sleep anywhere
you
want anytime. I enjoy freshly folded
laundry. The middle of the floor~ of course
in the human's path so they have to step over
you. (Hint: I have learned to look cute when
doing this so your human doesnt realize you
are in their way)
I will be adding more to this page as
fits in my schedule, you know I have many
sunbeams to check out! And a princess isnt
to be rushed at anytime!
The above is all the opinion of
yours
truely Miss Suzanna. Below is a link if you
would like to check out the Pampered Prince
and Princess Club (this isn't my club, but I
am a member and think it is cool so I put it
here)
Purrs,
Miss Suzanna
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