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Rumored and Rejected Titles:
Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringotts Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defense Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheese grater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teas made
All of these titles are jokes. They were never really optional titles for the books.
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