YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM INDIANA WHEN:
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You only own 3 spices, salt, pepper, and ketchup.
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You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
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You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
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Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
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You think everyone from bigger cities have accents.
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You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
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You owe more money on your snowblower than you do your car.
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Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof.
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The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page but requires 6 for sports.
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You think that deer season is a national holiday.
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You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
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You find -20F "a little chilly".
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You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
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Down south to you means Bloomington.
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You drink "pop".
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You think a hot topic of conversation is the upcoming RV show.
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Your kids trip over Christmas lights while they are hunting for Easter eggs.
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There are currently more than five 7-11 cups and fast food bags on the floor of your car.
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There is a trampoline in your neighbor's back yard.
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Most can repeat the scores of the last 8 IU games, but unless the VP is a Hoosier, we aren't sure who he is.
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Your teens refer to the bus as the "cheese wagon", and refuse to ride it.
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You think that a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
