THE PHARMACIST
Julie asked her boyfriend Todd to have dinner with her family —— a special event, since this would be the first time she'd ever brought a boyfriend home to break bread with her parents.Virtuous Julie tells Todd that after dinner she'd like to do something else for the first time, too.
Ecstatic Todd rushes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. A virgin himself, Todd is confused by the different brands and choices. But believing in safe sex, and proud of his good fortune, he asks the pharmacist for help.
The pharmacist tells Todd everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, he asks Todd how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, a 10-pack or a family pack.Todd insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, Todd shows up at Julie's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. She takes Todd to the dinner table, where her parents are already seated.
Todd sits quickly and, with head bowed, offers to say grace. A minute passes and Todd is still deep in prayer, head down. Five minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after ten minutes with his head down, Julie leans over and
whispers, "I had no idea you were this religious."
Todd whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
