A letter from Seňor Solly "Chainsaw" Tequila to his amigos in the CIA.
Hi Guys, Solly here.
The local gringos in the Australian government couldn't find anyone with adequate qualifications to flog off their national Telecoms so they made me an offer of ten million bucks a year to do the job.
Telstra, the Telecom company doesn't even belong to them but, on my life, who can refuse an offer like this. Between you and I the first thing I intend to do is to fit taps on all their telephones, I will tell them it will stop the leaks. I mentioned this to The Hon Helen Coonan, the Minister for Communications and Phoney Talks, and she thought it was an excellent idea but she would like the system to be up and running before they I it ( nudge. nudge. wink. wink).
I will be in touch with millionaire MP Malcolm Turnbull, he is a director of Zionist bankers Goldman Sachs - he is also one of our own - he was the dude sitting next to Prime Minister John Howard at the dinner in Washington hosted by the CIA in Howard's honour a couple of years back.
On 6-11-1999 Malcolm Turncoat, (he is a local Quisling and member of the chardonnay sipping illiterati with good CIA connections) desperately tried to topple the Australian Head of State. Unfortunately he failed then switched allegiance to the ultra right wing, pseudo Christian, Neo-con, Laboral Party, because for republicans, a monarchy is a severe impediment to the aims of the Neocons and their NWO!
So, listen up you guys, in the future be a little discreet when you contact me. Well, like, you know, don't mention Allende, Chile, ITT or Henry Kissinger. It could prove to be a little touchy!
They have a group here called ASIO (Asian Spooks In Oz) but, to be honest, they are too busy looking for one thousand Chinese spies to bother about big brother Solly, and not to put too fine a slant on things, to me, a lot of these dudes look the same.
Recuerdos a nuestros CIA amigos,
Adios, hasta la vista,
Sierra de cadena Solly.
News Flash 6 September, 2005. Seňors Solly and Phil have been attacked in Parliament and in the media over outrageous statements regarding Telstra. The matter has been referred to ASIC, and hopefully, there is a good chance Solly and his Tres Bandidos will ride of into the sunset - minus the $3 million contract severance.
Vultures and Sharks are circling TELSTRA.
can sometimes get more investment and a better price and greater activity
if you allow some greater levels of foreign investment", Mr Howard
said. (Australian Financial Review, December 15) The
T1 sale cost $260 million, including $91.2 million in commission and fees to the three global
coordinators, ABN Amro Rothschild, CS First
Prime Minister Paul Keating’s “Banana Republic” and “the recession
we had to have” will pale into insignificance compared with the proposed
sale of what is left of Telstra. The vultures and sharks are already
circling for the kill in Senator Helen Coonan’s fire sale. Coonan’s
rich cronies in the Temple of Mammon, and the denizens of Wall Street are
about to launch into a monetary shark feeding frenzy which will decimate
an Australian institution.
Needless to say "Chainsaw" Tequila and Senators Helen Coonan and Nick Minchin will ensure that the sale will be placed in good hands. Leading the Charge of the Greed Brigade will be; Wall Street bankers and moneylenders with fine Scottish and Irish names such as Paddy O'Rothschild, Jock MacRockerfeller, Phil MacLehman, Mick O'Warburg, Seamus O'Lazard, Shaun O'Seif, Patrick O'Goldman, Bruce McSachs, and Phil MaPockets. Chainsaw's previous connections with the CIA and EDS should ensure that all our confidential details will be safely stored in a big computer in Texas, next to the big computer that holds all our bank card details, which is next to the big one connected directly to Pine Gap, ad infinitum
Let's hope newly elected Senator Barnaby Joyce will cross the floor.
Seňor Chainsaw Tequila's listed directorships include his position on the board of EDS (Electronic Data Systems), an Information Technology company. This illustrious outfit has a very colourful past which should be of interest to all Australians.
Federal Government's growing dependence on outsourcing has cost one
department $6 million while another is seeking legal advice to recover
has emerged that the IT outsourcing plan designed to save $1 billion is
actually costing money.
Labor Opposition has
an "elaborate hoax" providing lucrative contracts to IT
providers while Increasing costs to the taxpayer.
Kate Lundy, who has gathered evidence on ITO problems for more than 12
months, has evidence equipment is not being delivered on time and service
delivery agreements are not being met.
IT has so far:
Cost the Health Department $6 million over three years.
Left the Customs Department short or computer equipment needed to process
Left the immigration Department 10 percent short on service delivery
Prompted Customs to seek legal advice over a year-long delay on the
delivery of vital passenger processing equipment.
Federal Government has strongly defended ITO, saying it is saving taxpayer
dollars while delivering cutting-edge technology.
senior bureaucrats have repeatedly confirmed in Estimates hearings ITO is
causing serious difficulties,
Health Department's acting first assistant secretary in IT 'Lyn
O’Connell confirmed outsourcing
her department $6 million out of pocket.
Finance Department predicted outsourcing would save Health $6 million in
1996, deducting the money from the department's budget over the following
Ms O'Connell said the budget cuts had to be absorbed by the department.
Secretary Health and Aged Care David Borthwick confirmed the loss,
if the department was forced to effectively "soak up" $6
million, he replied: "That is what
officials confirmed the department was seeking legal advice after its
outsourcer EDS was a
late in delivering a Passenger Processing System.
Batman, Customs national manager passenger processing. said the cost of
the delay was still being discussed. Customs had not initiated legal
proceedings but had taken legal advice.
are currently trying to attribute ownership of those costs," Ms
officials also confirmed that EDS would not
deliver computers to handle an aspect of the GST by July I.
chief executive officer Lionel Woodward said Customs staff would do the
manually until September when the equipment should arrive. End of article.
My research is centred mainly on the activities of EDS in the UK and to a lesser extent in Canada. The ten items listed below and published in the highly respected “Private Eye” magazine ( London) are just a small sample of some of the IT disasters in which this company has been involved. Their Centrelink and ATO cock-up's in Australia will appear later.
Every Day Stuff-up (1)
"In the same week the (UK) government announced that it is to sue American computer giant EDS over the tax credits cock-up, it’s time to forgive and forget other IT disasters." Source; Private Eye Magazine, London 24-06-05
Every Day Stuff-up (2)
Will government bodies never learn?
The prison service has just signed a 12 year contract to develop its
computer system with none other than self-proclaimed founder of the IT
services industry and old friend of the Eye, EDS.
Considering the sensitive nature of
some of the material EDS will handle, it is interesting to note that in
The company issued the following statement on 8 March: “EDS has
reported to the FBI... that it and
The company issued the following statement on 8 March: “EDS has reported to the FBI... that it andother companies are the victims of a fraudulent procurement scheme. In late 1999 EDS discovered the scheme, which revolved around what were purported to be procurements for a highly sensitive project of NATO
One “Lt. Colonel A. West” of the
One “Lt. Colonel A. West” of the
Every Day Stuff-up (3)
… then the world. This must be the secret corporate motto of the Eye’s
computer company EDS (Eyes passim ad nauseam) Not content with ballsing up
The tax self-assessment computer programme run here by EDS
for the Inland Revenue was a sorry tale of backlog and waste, while the
Child Support Agency had to s-crap its useless EDS system. The London
Borough of Brent fined the company £9,000 for failing to meet targets to
collect council tax, and EDS was sacked by Wandsworth from a £3.2m
housing benefit contract.
Canada, EDS lost a contract to automate the income-security system because it
missed a 1998 deadline and risked overspending by millions.
Nevertheless the Australian tax office (ATO) has turned a blind eye the catalogue of error and delay and has agreed to pay the firm US$350m to “outsource” IT activities and save the ATO $A1bn over the five years. Well, that’s the plan, anyway….. Source; Private Eye Magazine, London 02-04-99
Every Day Stuff-up (4)
Bailiff’s have moved into the head office of computer giant
EDS (Eyes passim ad nauseam) at
Since its European Administration Resources Systems (Ears)
went live,17 county court judgements have been brought against EDS. This
was the fault of a new system which is now under repair.
If EDS cannot get its own system right, say industry observers, what hope is there for all the UK companies and government departments that have entrusted their files to the company? Source; Private Eye, 20-02-98
Every Day Stuff-up (6)
"Outsourcing" continues at the
Beeb. In December, 350 accounting staff
from BBC Finance learned that their jobs were
to be transferred froin the BBC to MedAS, an external scheme run
jointly by EDS and Coopers & Lybrand.
Pay and conditions remain unchanged, but "after transfer, you
will only be aIlowed to apply for BBC jobs open to external
So that's bad news for staff with years of faithful, internal BBC service under their belts, who will only return to the Beeb stripped of their sometime lengthy years of service and pension entitlements. But good news for BBC directorates who can leave the small matter of funding "outsourced” redundancy payments to MedAs. Once BBC Resources is finally “outsourced” as a limited company, similar staff Arrangements are expecred there as well. Privates Eye 23-01-98
Every Day Stuff-up (7)
in a panic about new self-assessment forms have received little help from
the taxman. A deluge of inquiries caused the tax computer to crash only
two weeks before the self-ssessment deadline.
Spokesmen wrote this off as an expected teething problem. And who supplies the taxman’s temperamental computer system? Step forward old Eye favourite EDS, which supplies the systems in a contract worth £1.6bn over ten years. (EDS scored previous successes at the disastrous Child Support Agency and the Student Loans Company.) P.Eye 23-01-98
Every Day Stuff-up (8)
news at the Vehicle Inspectorate, where a new computer system due to be
completed last year has been hit by technical problems and won't now be
launched before May at the earliest.
As the inspectorate’s chief executive Ron Oliver said. the delay
is "disappointing". And who is the tardy supplier with whom the
inspectorate is working? Er. step forward our old friend EDS. The Texan
computer giant famous for its brilliant
EDS has also been having trouble in the
EDS also faces penalties in Wandsworth where the borough council accuses it of failing to meet targets in responding to housing benefit clams. Private Eye 09-01-98
Every Day Stuff-up (9)
from EDS, the Texan computer giant with a foothold in almost every
The project couldn’t meet its 1998 deadline and would have cost millions more to finish. The Canadians now intend to complete the project on their own. Source: Private Eye 28-11-97
Every Day Stuff-up (10)
I have followed the EYE’s
long-running saga about
This figure is especially alarming in
the context of the number of open CSA cases – 435,000. By contrast,
there are 650,000 CSA cases which are officially closed; in these, data
protection law (not to mention commonsense) would seems to require that
the personal data records be removed from the system. The same could
probably be argued for the further
735,000 cases which the CSA classes as
However, no data has been deleted,
removed or archived away from the CSA’s EDS computer system during the
three years it has been operating. But that, of course, is the game plan;
as you pointed out in a recent issue, EDS is hell-bent on amassing a
comprehensive data record on every man, woman and child in Great Britain.
Why does the data protection registrar not step in to clip the CSA’s wings? Because government departments are immune from prosecution under the data protection laws. No wonder EDS is so keen to win government contracts! Big Brother or what? Private Eye 26-06-96 End of quotes.
The alarming aspect is that whether the contracts were
completed or not, this foreign owned company has been paid billions of
dollars and has had access to the most sensitive information relating to
defence, income tax, child support, crime, council rates and vehicle
registration to name but a few.
based IT company, owned by General Motors and founded by Ross Perot. When
we combine the above facts with the company’s stated policy of
Globalisation and glance at
the EDS Australian client list i.e. Customs, Taxation, Banks, transport
and communications - not forgetting links to the CIA - the alarm bells
should immediately start ringing.
EDS is a Texas based IT company, owned by General Motors and founded by Ross Perot. When we combine the above facts with the company’s stated policy of Globalisation and glance at the EDS Australian client list i.e. Customs, Taxation, Banks, transport and communications - not forgetting links to the CIA - the alarm bells should immediately start ringing.
Despite my having an Honours Degree in Rocket Science I have been unable to obtain a postal address for the Executives from the Telstra web pages- it is as evasive as the directory enquiries number in their telephone directory. So, if you have any comments or compliments regarding the sale of Telstra please ring: The Honorable Porter J. Goss, Central Intelligence Agency, Office of Public Affairs, Washington, D.C. 20505 or Tel: (703) 482-0623.
Or: Michael H. Jordan CEO, EDS, 5400 Legacy Drive,
Der junge Solly ist ein schlauer Bursche und schient sich auszukennen.
|Telstra Executives & Directors||Comments to the following would be welcome:|
Donald G McGauchie
– AO Chairman
John W Stocker
Catherine B Livingstone
Belinda J Hutchinson
John E Fletcher
Anthony J Clark
John T Ralph
- AC, Deputy Chairman
David Thodey BA
John Stanhope B
Bill Scales AO
Bruce J Akhurst LLB
Douglas C. Campbell B.Eng,
David Moffatt BBus
Ted N. Pretty BA
Michael Rocca MBA
The Hon Helen Coonan,
Senate, Parliament House,
Tel: 02 62777480 Fax: 02 62734154
(No olvide de poner los sellos de franqueo)
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