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Jimmy Wellington: Editor in Chief, Head Writer, Web Designer, World Taker-Over Plotter, Head Chef, Biggest Fan, CEO, CFO, Accountant, and Cinematographer
Jimmy founded this site to give web readers a chance to sample some of the crazy ideas swirling around his head, as well as a place to provide an outlet for aspiring satire writers to get exposure. He hopes to grow an enormous reader base, sell out to some huge corporate company, followed by retirement on some tropical island.
Thaddeus McClean III: Staff Writer


Grandson of commercial celebrity, "Mr. Clean", Thaddeus is estranged from his family due to his inability to keep scuff marks off his kitchen floor and his affinity for watching mud-wrestling tournaments. A freelance novelist, poet and bandsaw operator, Thaddeus is currently based out of Florida while attempting to chronicle the tribulations of the voting process
Cherry Bombe: Staff Writer


Cherrie is a refugee to the United States in exile from her home with a tribe of Amazons. She was banished for too avid an interest in the opposite sex. Upon arrival to the country, she served brief stints as a cocktail waitress, a circus geek biting the heads off chickens and a roller coaster critic before finding her niche in the world of satire.
Brian K. White: Staff Writer


Brian is one of many evil genius's behind Glossy News. Having published eight comedy plays, a 13 piece cable sitcom and three screenplays, he earned several writing awards and honors. He day jobs it up in finance, marketing, teaching and public speaking. If you see him, hold him. He needs you.
Randall Kensington: Headline Thinker-Upper
Aside from being Jimmy's cousin, he's also the other half of the team that brought the "Where It's At" magazine to 10s of people all over their respective high schools. A talented writer, hopefully you will be reading some of his work in the future. This is an old picture, he's cleaned himself up a bit... :)<
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