You Know You're A Truth-Seeker When...
*someone says the word, 'evil', and you mentally add, 'ChLex kids' without thinking
*the word, 'gutter' makes you laugh hysterically
*eating chocolate cake makes you giggle
*pool tables make you blush or grin evilly
*rain makes you think naughty thoughts
*the word, 'naughty' has a whole new meaning
*you hear the word, 'verbal', and you mentally add, 'judo'
*you can't think about fencing without blushing
*hearing the words, 'domination' and 'world' causes you to plan the demise of Superman
*you scream, 'go away, Clark!' whenever he, Lex, and Chloe are on screen together
*you grin when you say the word, 'interview'
*you actually consider bombarding the writers with fanart, fic, bottles of rain, and cake
*your non-Chlexer friends know who Chloe & Lex are, and all the reasons why they need to get together, because you talk about them all the time
*you teach your young cousin/niece/nephew/child/sibling to say, 'world domination', 'verbal judo', and 'meteor theory'
*your family/friend/significant other asks how your day was, and when you say, 'I helped destroy the Man of Steel today', they know your obsession so well that they don't worry about your sanity
*you can't hear the word, 'fire' without adding, 'and ice' (and vice versa)
*you spend hours discussing the subtext behind, 'and then there's Chloe Sullivan' with your friends
*you go to the threads at fanforum, and after two posts you proclaim that you're 'officially in the gutter'
*you understand more than half of this list
*you see the magical word of Chlex on fanfiction.net, and absolutely have to read that story first and foremost. (Thanks, Merrie, for submitting this)
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