- It takes and hour to cook minute rice.
- You sell your car for gas money.
- Your friend takes a hit and says"Wow man that stoned got me really hit.
- If u glance at the bong and are astounded to see you have already packed it.
- Youve just toked but cant find the bong
- If you forgot to smoke pot.
- You cant find your ears but like what there doing.
- If graviety suddenly jumps up on the table,grabs the weed spills it on to the heater vent at your feet and hides your drink.
- If you suddenly remember the name of thekid who sat infront of you in the second grade but you cant remember what you had for lunch 2 hours ago.
- If you sit on the edge of your chair as enthusiatic as a mosquito on meatloaf watching pro fishing and you feel genuinly sorry for the fish.
- If you call your friend on the phone and all the sudden ask them where they are.
- you can tell if they are fucked if they actually tell you.
