A Note from Tippy: Just because this page is called "Dirty Commie" does not hold any reference to any sort of political or sociological stand point. Do not waste your time and mine by sending me angry e-mails. Thanks!
This is a page dedicated to my friends and all of the silly, funny, and/or strange things we are and do. Let's start off with...
Metty is one of my very best good friends. She is the wonderful person who found those Monkee magazines for me. (Thank you, thank you, thank you!)More info coming soon!
Note: Metty is also the model for the Ursula character in my fanfic series.
Metty In Pics!
Metty Getting Violent
Metty Giving the Camera "The Look"
Metty and Deb
Then...
...and Now
Andrea and Nick in Pics!
Another picture of Andrea in the tub!
Quotable Quotes
Ea's Section
Bumper Stickers!
"Isn't it time you pulled over and checked the air in your head"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted… then used against you.
Ea’s favorite….(Nick loves James Bond….I love this quote….!
"I'm afraid, M, you don't have the balls for this job."
"Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time." -- Admiral Roebuck and M, Tomorrow Never Dies
Why procrastinate today when you can put it off until tomorrow? – unknown (I live by this….heheheheheeee)
Found these online….they are hilarious……
ACTUAL QUOTES FROM MILITARY OFFICER EFFICIENCY REPORTS
"Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes."
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
"A room temperature IQ."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
"A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
"One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests."
"Fell out of the family tree."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"He's so dense, light bends around him."
"If brains were given to him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
Then...
...and Now.
Well, you already may have read a bit about me in the "Little Bit Me" section, but I put a little bit of me on this page too.
Click on the pic of me, trying to recreate the "Mike's Birthday" dance scene to get back to Tippy's Share of the Sidewalk!
