EPISODE TEN
ALBERT: (on the possibility that perhaps Ronette heard BOB from her hospital bed) "Maybe she heard a Sousa march and got up to look for her baton."
HARRY: "You were visited by a giant?" (Coop nods) ALBERT: Any relation to the dwarf?"
ALBERT: Confining my conclusions to the planet earth . . .the cocaine you found in James Hurley's gas tank was a match to what we found in Jaques' car and in Leo's house. You get the picture?" COOP: "Even got the frame."
LUCY: (regarding Richard's excuse that he lost her phone number) "I work for the sherrif. You could have dialed 9-1-1."
EPISODE ELEVEN
HAROLD: "To Laura . . . in our hearts and memories locked."
LUCY: "Deputy Brennan. I thought you preferred the company of your magazines!"
JUDGE STERNWOOD: "Lucy, you're a cool drink of water for road-weary eyes. What's your secret?" LUCY: "I'd rather not talk about it, sir."
EPISODE TWELVE
COOP: "Perhaps I should keep a closer eye on my after-dinner coffee consumption."
ANDY: "Doc says they're not just three men on a fishing trip, they're a whole damn town!"
HAWK: (after saving Coop and Harry at One-Eyed Jack's) "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
HAROLD: (to Maddy and Donna) "Are you looking for secrets? Is that what all this is about? Well maybe I can help you. Do you know what the ultimate secret is? Laura did. The secret of knowing who killed you."
EPISODE THIRTEEN
HARRY: "You know, you are the best law man I've ever seen. But, Coop, sometimes you think too much."
COLE: "Excuse me, I'm looking for Sherrif Harry S. Truman. Federal Bureau of Investigation Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole. That's a real mouthful, but I can't hear myself anyway. I'm Agent Cooper's supervisor. Can I speak with you a moment?"
EPISODE 14
NADINE: "I am so happy. I could just kiss you to death!"
LOG LADY: "We don't know what will happen or when. But there are owls in the Roadhouse." COOP: "Something IS happening, isn't it Margaret?" LOG LADY: "Yes."
GIANT: "It is happening again. It is happening again."
WAITER: (to Coop at the Roadhouse, after Maddy has been murdered at the Palmer house with no one knowing) "I'm so sorry."
EPISODE FIFTEEN
GWEN: "You must be that native person I've heard so much about . . . um, Eagle Eye?" HAWK: "Hawk. (looking at Lucy) Sister?" LUCY: "Oh, yeah. This is my sister, Gwen. This is Hawk." GWEN: "It's a pleasure to meet you. God, how you must hate us white people after all we've done to you." HAWK: "Some of my best friends are white people." GWEN: "Oh."
LELAND: "Do you play golf, Agent Cooper?" COOP: "Ah, yes, Leland. I enjoy it's precision."
HARRY: "Cooper, I've backed you every step of the way. But I've had enough of the mumbo-jumbo. I've had enough of the dreams, the visions, the dwarves, the giants, Tibet, and the rest of the hocus-pocus. Now we've got hard evidence against Ben Horne. It's my job to lock him up." COOP: "You're right, Harry. This is your backyard. Sometimes an outsider can forget that."
EPISODE SIXTEEN
COOP: "God help me. I don't know where to start." HAWK: "You're on the path. You don't need to know where it leads. Just follow."
WAITER: "That gum you like is going to come back in style."
COOP: "Leland . . . Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path. Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light, and you are now about to experience it in its reality, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked, spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum without circumference or center. Leland, in this moment know yourself and abide in that state. Look to the light, Leland. Find the light." LELAND: "I see it!" COOP: "Enter the light, Leland. Enter the light." LELAND: "I see her. She's there." COOP: "Enter the light, Leland." LELAND: "She's beautiful." COOP: "Enter the light." LELAND: "Laura!" COOP: "Don't be afraid."
EPISODE SEVENTEEN
SARAH: "Leland always found the other earring."
AUDREY: "Well, let me tell you something, Agent Cooper. One of these days, before you know it, I'm gonna be grown up and on my own. You better watch out. You know, there's only one problem with you. You're perfect."
BOBBY: "Cup or cone?" AUDREY: "Mmmmm . . . cone. I like to lick."
COOPER: "There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air."
EPISODE EIGHTEEN
NADINE: (to Laura about Mike) "He has the cutest buns."
HAWK: "But it is said if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly ahhihilate your soul."
DENNIS: (upon Coop's greeting) "It's a long story, but I prefer Denise, if you don't mind."
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