Title: What Do You Think
Author: Danielle
Rating: PG (There's one swear word)
Disclaimer: All characters from the television series ‘Stargate SG-1’ belong to Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. I’m only borrowing them for my personal entertainment, and I promise I’ll put them back all nice and proper. I didn’t profit from writing this piece, though if someone wants to pay me huge wads of cash for the copyright, I won't argue. All original characters and situations belong to me, but you can use them if you really want to - just mail me first. Also mail me first if you want to archive this somewhere else. Thank you kindly.
Summary: Be careful of what you think... : )

"Ouch! Hey!"

"Oops, sorry."

"That hurt!"

"I said I was sorry."

"So?"

"Look, do you want to try this again or don't you?"

*sigh* "All right. Just be a bit more gentle."

"I'll try my best..."

"Yeeouch!"

"Oh dear."

"I think you broke something!"

"Oh, come off it!"

"That's what I'm worried about!"

"Puh-lease!"

"There's probably a burst blood vessel in there."

"Don't be such a cry-baby."

"I don't cry, I pout."

"Go on, do it. You know you want to."

"Oh yeah... That feels much better."

"Ha. Point that thing at me again and I'll rip it off."

"You don't have to be so rough!"

"Rough? You think I'm rough?!? I'm normally much worse."

*gulp* "You're kidding, right?"

"Yeah, of course I am. Sort of."

"Oh boy..."

"It'd help if you weren't shaking like the proverbial leaf, you know."

"I can't help it, you were squishing me!"

*snort* "It wasn't that bad."

"Yes it was, I'm going to have a massive bruise there tomorrow."

"Mmm-hmm, and I've just been promoted to Ruler of the Universe."

"There's no need to be sarcastic about it."

"Well, if you wouldn't whine so much..."

"I'm leaving if you're going to get all uppity."

"Okay, okay. I sincerely apologise for my unbecoming conduct."

"Thank you. Care to try again?"

"Oh, what the hey. But this is the last time."

"No problemo..."

"OW!"

"Sorry, dear heart."

"Yeah right. Did you have to do that?"

"What? Call you dear heart?"

"No! Pinch me there!"

"If you insist..."

"Ouch! Bugger off!"

"Turnabout is fairplay, you know."

"Fair, schmair. That hurt like all fuck-y!"

"Now you know how it feels."

"Careful boy-o, I bite."

"I know, I've still got the scars."

*choke* "Ack-"

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Not Daniel, I can tell you that now Jack."

"Rhya, don't be crude!"

"Who's being crude? I was just referring to your inability to-"

"I get the picture. So, who's winning?"

"Rhya, 3 - 1."

"Geez Daniel, you really suck at arm-wrestling."

THE END

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