Pagan Proverbs
Interesting things I've heard said in the Pagan community:
Sned's Law: Whenever two or more Pagans get together, they will end up talking about Christianity or the Bible, as they are the only things which they can agree on.
If it's cold enough to freeze water, it's cold enough to freeze Pagans.
The only way anything is going to stop me from eating this would be if the goddess came down and specifically told me not too. And even in that case, I'd try to stuff it into my mouth before she finished her sentence.
I'm an Orthodox Discordian.
Everyone must build an altar for the Starfish Mo, Wiccan god of echinoderms.
Ask 10 Wiccans (or Pagans) what they believe, and you'll get 13 answers.
Always make sure that you have at least one colander. (inside joke)
When the IMU (Iowa Memorial Union) screws up and books two rooms for you, you have two meetings.
When in doubt, read anti-Pagan propaganda and do the opposite of what it says Pagans do.
Special thanks to Jay, Sabrina, Dave, and all of the people who deserve credit for these quotes.
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