The Terrahawk Library
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The 'Hawk Library is open for business 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  You don't need a card to check anything out... you just need a sense of humor.  (And a really warped mind!!)  Feel free to peruse the shelves... wander about a bit.  If there's something that you don't see, please let me know, and I will be happy to hunt it down, and add it for you!  And don't forget - you can bring your selection into the 'Hawk and enjoy a beverage of choice while you read.  Barnes & Noble we ain't, but we can be civilized when we need to, ya know!

** denotes entries with strong/foul language.  All contain adult humor. Reader beware!

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The Good Stuff

A bit of "Cultural Humor" ... This covers as many steroetypes as possible.  And so true...

30 Ways to Cope With Stress ... I don't know about you, but I'm following this list!!

26 Ways to Tell You've Grown Up ...Uh-oh. Better check this list out and see where we are!

10 Housekeeping Rules ...These are definitely ones to live by!

Some 9/11 Humor ...In light of the WTC attacks, this one really helped clear some things up.

Warning Labels ...Ever wonder why they put those things there?

Elevator Fun ...Gotta ride one? Have some fun while you're at it!

Who Is To Blame? ...Since we lay the blame on everyone else, here's a fun list.

Helpful Hints ...Tips on surviving Movie Monsters, you know, just in case.

Bedroom Golfing Tips ...Something I'll bet even the PGA Masters don't know!

Men Explained ...Years of research have finally paid off!

30 Things to Say to a Man ...Some etiquette on how to handle life's small problems.

Mummy Jokes ...Truly ancient humor! (But Gutbusters!)

Hallmark Rejects ...Estee's been shopping and picked up some doozies!

Truly Tasteless Jokes ** ...Only ones an RMJ could love!

Redneck Jedi ...A checklist of tips to help you decide if you are one or not!

Chemistry News ...Check here to see the newest Science updates!

Life's Little Lessons ...Some words of wisdom to brighten your day.

Guys Have It Lucky? ** ...After reading this, you may want to reconsider!

State Mottos ...What's the Motto where YOU live?

Our Favorite Word ** ...Estee has uncovered the true meaning of our favorite word!

Summertime Reading ...A few books we just CANNOT afford to miss!

Virtual Insults ...Greeting Cards of a different color. This site's hysterical - just our speed!

Parodies & Warped Little FanFics ...Great stories from some truly disturbed minds!

A Friend's Pledge ** ...The best thing you can give a true friend!

A Woman's Dictionary ...The definitions we should know by heart.

Then and Now ...A comparison of Married Life in the 50's and Today.

Life's a Breeze - For Men ...Find out why it's easier (and luckier) to be a man.

Bar Translations ...Things you'll overhear at The 'Hawk - explained!

Rejected Book Titles ** ...These might have been some interesting ones to read!

Seasonal / Holiday Stuff

Election 2000 Humor ...A note from the Brits, and our reply.

Diary of a Mad Shoveler ** ...For those who know snow... it's too true.

Thanksgiving Top 10 ...A sure-fire list of things to do to prevent return visits for dinner!

The 12 Pains of Christmas ...Oh, how true...how utterly and completely true!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas ...The Legal files - A case we'd hate to see in court.

Holiday Eating Tips ...I like the way this guy thinks!

Fruitcake Recipe ...This is one we all gotta try to make!