Mummy Jokes

What is the most important day in Egypt?

Mummy's Day

What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?

A lucky stiff

What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?

Fruit of the Tomb

What kind of music do mummies like most?

Wrap music

What is the mummy's favorite musical program?

Name that tomb

What is the mummy's favorite flower?

Chrysanthamummies

What did the waiter say to the mummy?

Bone appetit

Why don't mummies have hobbies?

They are too wrapped up in their work

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"