Mummy Jokes
        Mummydion's Mummy Jokes

        What is the most important day in Egypt?
      • Mummy's Day

        What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?

      • A lucky stiff

        What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?

      • Fruit of the Tomb

        What kind of music do mummies like most?

      • Wrap music

        What is the mummy's favorite musical program?

      • Name that tomb

        What is the mummy's favorite flower?

      • Chrysanthamummies

        What did the waiter say to the mummy?

      • Bone appetit

        Why don't mummies have hobbies?

      • They are too wrapped up in their work

        What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

      • "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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