Things you might hear about ND when you're Drunk

10.Notre Dame sucks
9.How many kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb at BC—600, 1 to screw it in 599 to throw a party and destroy the town---At ND—they have electricity?
8.When BC gets drunk they terrorize Boston, when ND gets drunk they terrorize each others' asses.
7.BC students don’t marry within their family
6.At BC you can have sex with girls, at ND you might as well be having sex with pigs.
5.At BC the priests prefer to teach you, rather than have sex with you
4.Notre Dame is full of Jack offs
3.Notre Dame pretends they’re good at football; maybe for an entirely Gay team they’re good.
2.When BC gets drunk we see Eagles. When Notre Dame gets drunk they see little green men-
1.BC doesn’t fuck the eagles in the ass.