Quotes

Well, we all (at least once) have quoted Team Rocket. Don't deny it!! I know you have. So here's the Rocket Asylum's little collection of quotes. A reference for those cute lines that have come out of the mouths of those crazy criminals. Got some quotes? Then e-mail me.

KEY:

Red: Jessie
Blue: James
Yellow: Meowth
Violet: Team Rocket (duo or trio)
Orange: Cassidy
Green: Butch
Gray: Cassidy and Butch
White: Other

"All's fair in love, war and Pokémon battles.

"We got a Pokémon on ice!"
"Now the boss'll treat us nice!"
"When we show him what we've done!"
"Our team will be number one!"

"Take a sniff of this, just a whiff of this, and you will surely feel the metamorphisis!"

"We sometimes go undercover,"
"But our enemies soon discover,"
"We're the Team Rocket supersquad!"

"Eeeek! It's the cops!"

"Hot dogs! I got red hot hot dogs. Get it while their hot!"
"I got ice cream, get it while it's cold!"

"Looks like you're rubbing Pikachu the right way."

"Beauty before duty!"

"I wanna donut!!"

"I want to live my dream, instead of my...my reality..."

"We knew we've been bad and we wanted to change our ways, so the 3 of us decided to turn over a new leaf..."
"...but the leaf was fake!"

"Jessie, it looks like we've accidentely caught a pair of very romantic creatures in our cage"
"Oh, you mean..."
"Look, they're blushing!"
"Kissy, Kissy..."

"We believe in love power, that's because we love power!"

"If at first you don't suceed, lie, lie again!"

"Better not cry, Santa Claus is coming...with us!"

"Listen up kid, we're on your side this time. You better dunk that skunk!"
"Use your spunk and leave him sunk!"
"Whoever would have thunk we would be rooting for that little punk!"

"Hey! This van's a rental!"

"Thousands are indside rooting for Ash, while Team Rocket's rooting thru trash..."
"Let's come up with plans and get out of these cans!"
"Say, there's a way we can swipe Pikachu that I know..."
"So let's all get to work and get on with the show!"

"Magikarp, just hearing that name makes my...my blood boil!"

"Helping the police will blemish my perfect criminal record."

"Pokemon aren't for Pokemon!"

"We're in the Big Orange..."
"Oh....can we go on a guided tour, Jess?"

"How dare you strike my friend!"

"It's Cassidy..."
"...And Botch!"
"The name's Butch!"

"You little rat!"

"Ohhh, good one. Who told you that one? Professor Oak?"

"Arbok! Give them trouble and make it double!"

"Well, it certainly would make a handsome paperweight!"

"Make like a clam and scram!"

"As long as you have Pikachu..."
"We three to you will stick like glue!"
"Poesy!"

"Meowth, you nearly killed us you dimwit!!"

"I'm scared!"
"Me, too!"
"Me-owth!"

"It's raining Vitamin C!"

"There's only two people in the whole world who ever really cared about me. We messed up a lot and we used to fight with each other a lot too. But no matter how bad things got, we always had each other. I thought I was happy here without them. But now I know that having them was my real happiness."

"I suppose we have to forgive you, otherwise you'd never pay us back for all those coins and bottlecaps we threw."

"Hey, let's go pal."

"Masters?! I'm twice as smart as those two watt lightbulbs you're calling masters!"

"Nice driving!"
"I should get a license."

"Meowth, say the motto right!"

"It sounds like you have a plan, James..."
"Huh? We're all doomed."

"That woman is despicable!!"
"Told ya she was just like Jessie."

"Whoops! Maybe I should have tied those cans tighter!"
"Maybe I should have dropped YOU off the balloon!"

"Meowth, don't you think we're smarter than that?"

"Ta-ta toddlers!!"

"All aboard the gravy train!!"

"I'll knock the cholesterol out of you"

"Shut your Meowth!!!"

"Yay! Yay! We're gonna have a picnic!!"

"Let's find that no-good rotten crook and show him what good rotten crooks are like!!"

"Don't think of it as failing, think of it as not succeeding."

"Jessie just evolved into Flareon!!"

"I could cook something."
"Thanks, but the last time you cooked, you wiped out 8 of my 9 lives."

"What's the worst he could do?"
"He could yell and scream and fire us all!!"

"Suck 'em up! Suck 'em up! Suck 'em all up!!"

"Now where am I gonna get a glove with three fingers?"

"So, Jessie, rumor has it you're getting kicked off Team Rocket..."
"Huh?!"
"It's just a rumor of course, it's not official yet."
"Did you hear rumors about me?"

"I guess you couldn't cut it as criminals so you're working with the law..."
"That's what we wanted you to think. We're only using her because shhe puts up a good front."

"We'd like to thank all our fans for their loyalty and support!!"

"Ugh...it's a tentacruel world!"

"Those aren't Squirtles, they're piggles!"

"Why don't you check out our webiste?"

"Don't ever raise your voice to me again you bad human! Bad human!! Bad, bad human!!"

"I hate water, especially wet water!!"

"You can't treat our Pokmeon like this! They're our friends!!"
"Drowzee, get ready to command his 'friends' to attack!!"

"Hmp..imagine, accepting an award for doing something good."
"Yes, but it would be nice to get congratulations for doing something right for a change."
"Wrong is where we belong! We got a job to do and it happens to be a bad one!!"
"Someday, we'll capture that Pikachu, just you wait and see."

"Stroke!"
"Ugh..."
"Stroke!"
"Ugh..."
"Stroke..I'm gonna have one..."

"Humph...I think this plans all wet!!"

"Hmmm...a pathetic childhodd can create a pathetic person..."

"It's a pikabalooza!!"
"We're at the Pika of our powers!"
"Chu can say that again, Jess."

"Why don't we bury Meowth in the sand, head first?"

"I don't think I'm tough enough to be a woman!"

"Cha-ching!"

"There was something that prevented me from having any friends..."
"Hahaha. It must have been your personality."
"Yes, it must have been my- HUH?!"

"It's times like these that make me wanna go straight!"

"Thundershock, thunderbolt. I've been destroyed by Pikachu's attacks so many times I know them all by heart! Hahahha!!"

"Team Rocket may be rotten cheaters but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams- at least not yet!"

"Don't tell me you goody-goodies finally decided to become baddy-baddies!"
"You better not try to take over our territory!"
"I knew all along we couldn't trust you!"

"There's only one Team Rocket!"
"Then, prepare for trouble!"
"You're the ones who should prepare for trouble!"
"You don't even know how to say the motto!"
"You just made your trouble double!"
"I'm the one who gets the next line!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To infect the world with devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To blight all peoples in every nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"The goodness of truth and love!"
"Reach to the stars above!"
"Wrath to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"Cassidy!"
"James!"
"Butch!"
"Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!"
"Team Rocket! Circling Earth all day and night!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"Surrender to us now or you will surely lose the fight!"

"Never interrupt the Team Rocket motto!"

"Be quiet as a mouse!"
"Did you say Meowth?"

"A wanted poster! How flattering!"
"Flattering? This picture makes me look terrible!"
"Then you should be happy! The photographer captured the real you!"
"Exactly!"
"We'll show these bumpkins! The people of Viridian City will be sorry they ever saw this face!"
"We're all sorry to see your face! Stay focused! We're here to capture rare and unusual Pokemon! Don't forget Meowth!"
"Absolutely!"
"But, of course!"
"And just remember, I'm da Top Cat!"
"You got it!"
"Meowth!"

"Team Rocket is not something to be made fun of! But if you're going to imitate us, at least do it right!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation, not ignite!"

"If you two weren't such lousy parents....you'd stop this madwoman!!"

"It's all blur to me! I remember flunking out of Pokemon Tech and joining a bicycle gang! I only remember one scene before that! It was a dark and stormy night! A boy was wandering far from home with his loyal Growlithe, Growlie! They were both freezing, and they hadn't eaten in days!"

"Looks like the real bad guys showed up!
"What do you mean bad? Nobody's better at stealing water Pokemon than we are!"
"And next time, we steal men's clothes!"

"Your Pikachu's powers impress even me! I got a real charge out of its incredible attack the last time we met! Its powers exceed its evolutionary level! Your Pokemon..."
"Now, you're the one giving away all our secrets!"
"Shut up before you tell them everything!
"I'm in charge, cut it out!"

"Jessie! It's been a while!"
"Do you know that girl?"
"She used to hang around with me! She was jealous because I'm so beautiful!"

"They'll rob banks whenever we see 'em!"
"They'll steal artworks from every museum!"
"We'll be richest criminals of all time!"
"The queen, king, the cat of crime!"

"We may be mean and nasty, but we'd never turn our backs on a teammate in trouble!"
"As long as we're not exposed to any real physical danger."

"These are ice packs we're gunning--I mean, ice guns we're packing!"

"We're just victims of CFS: Chronic Failure Syndrome."

"I'm in trouble, and I don't have Jessie and James to blame."

"A power failure, eh? I can identify with failure."

"Why do I feel like the 'catch of the day'?"
"Cause the Boss is gonna put us on a platter."

"You know that old saying: 'A twerp and his Pikachu are soon parted'."

"We're blasting off again-again!"

"Do I have a duty to be manipulated?"

"You idiot! Can't you see you were tricked?"
"What a dope!"
"But, you don't understand! Magikarp is a gold mine! Even its Pokeball is solid gold!"

"Not only can this fish not swim, it's not even good for eating!"
"See? I told you buying it was stupid!"
"You good-for-nothing fish! I don't want to be your master!"

"The girl thinks she's pretty!"
"I agree with her! I think she's pretty too! Pretty pathetic!"

"The badges are gone!"
"They are?"
"I don't get it! Jessie and I hid 'em! Where is Jessie anyhow?"
"I think she said that she had a little shopping to do in town! And then she ran off carrying a big square package in a big green handkerchief!"
"She stole 'em! Jessie stole our stolen badges! "
"Jessie?"

"So that's the famous Ninja Mansion."
"I'm not impressed. It looks like a Japanese resturaunt!"

"I don't know what this is, but it can help me with my bowling!"

"Wow! That place looks a lot better from the air!"
"It also looks like..."
"Team Rocket's blasting off again!!"

"I don't see those twerps anywhere, James! Do you?"
"No, and I haven't spotted Pikachu either, Jessie!"
"I'll bet the boss would love a spotted Pikachu!"

"Say, Jessie, this place is packed!"
"Yes, and packed with Pokemon!"
"And soon all these Pokemon will be ours! All for us!"
"Shut up! They're not for us, they're for the boss!"
"I forgot!"

"We did it! We got them!"
"Like, wow! Don't I make, like, the coolest girl?"
"Stop acting like an ignoramus!"

"Are you sure dat's Jessie down there?"
"I'm positive! Jessie and I have worn lots of disguises, and we share a certain sense of style! Even under all those veils, I can sense that fashion flair anywhere!"

"I was so close to stealing all that kid's badges! But, you had to come and ruin everything!"
"You can steal from some kid, but not from us!"
"You have disgraced the disgraceful Team Rocket!"

"You're not acting like a nice old lady!"
"That's because I'm not nice! Or old!"
"Ah, time to lose this guy's disguise!"
"Surprise, surprise!"
"Yeah, right!"

"Let's not say goodbye..."
"Let's just say..."
"We're gonna die."

"Then...that means the bad guys are..."
"Da GOOD guys!"
"We did something nice for a change!"
"That's good!"
"But what if 'da Boss finds out?"
"That's bad!"
"We'll make up our own team, then!"
"That's good!"
"But we don't have any money!"
"That's bad!"
"Then we'll steal some!"
"That's good!...or is that bad?"

"Prepare for more trouble than you've ever seen!"
"Make it double! We're on the big screen!"

"I don't hear any annoying...."
"...complaining."
"Meowth is missing!!"

"But, Jessie, we don't have any money!"
"There's one number we can always call for free!"
"Huh?"
"Hello, operator, I'd like to put this call through collect, please!"
"Who'll accept the charges?"
"Hello, boss?"
"The boss?!"

"Stop daydreaming!"
"Hurry up! We want to get rich quick!"
"I can't do dat unless you lend me Arbok and Weezing!
"What do you need those two for?"
"'Cause losin' battles is their specialty!"
"He's got a point!"
"They're bigger losers than the guy who invented homework! How'd we get stuck with such rejects?"

"If the legend is true, then all intelligent life will be destroyed."
"That's right."
"And I'll be..."
"YOU will be fine."

"Wigglymew's a real prima donna.."
"It takes one to know one."
"Know one what?"
"Ughh...."

"What kind of losers would come here?"
"We came here didn't we?"

"Jessica?"
"Yes, James?"
"Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of us!"
"I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were!"
"So will I!"

"Either they're alive......"
"Or dey're real solid ghosts!"
"They aren't ghosts, you furry imbecile! It's just like them to pull a stunt like this to get me to come back home!"
"Does dat mean..."
"...You really don't have amnesia?"

"Ekans go get your dinner!"

"You're all a bunch of living dolls!"

"Santa stole my dolly!"

"Some one point me towards home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed!"

"We're more than team mates we're friends."

"I'm afraid your hair's not there!"

"Snow! Snow! I love it so!"

"This is the best snowgasboard any mommy ever made!"

"Of course it's a shame we built our fame on shame!"

"Since I was a child my hair was my only companion."

"I feel so inadequate!"

"Let's all be one big happy Team Rocket."

"A twerp on the land is worth two Pikachu!"

"If terrorizing innocent people was fair what would be the point?"

"Let's show them size doesn't matter!"

"I guess size does matter!"

"I want my lawyer!"
"I want my mommy!"

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