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RIPPY THE GATOR

(Jessie's note: One of my faves! I wish I could see Mr. Rogers doing this one..)

(*spoken* Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! )

Billy and his family

Went on a holiday

They went down to Florida

To laugh and dance and play

Bill went in for a swim

He didn't see the harm

But when he came back out again

He was short an arm!

'Cause Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the

Swamp, swamp, swamp..

Billy and his father

Went out to play some catch

But Billy missed the pass

Because his arm was unattached

The ball flew past his shoulder

And it rolled into the swamp

When he went wading after it

His leg became a stump!

'Cause Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the

Swamp, swamp, swamp..

Billy and his father

Joined a three-legged race

They were tearing up the field

No one could keep the pace

But Billy tripped and did a flip

And landed in the muck

He was running out of limbs

And also out of luck!

'Cause Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the

Swamp, swamp, swamp..

Billy was all dirty

He really had to wash

But he couldn't use a towel

'Cause his limbs had been gnawed off.

He went into the water

To get all clean and bright

But when he was finished

He was only half his height.

'Cause Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the

Swamp, swamp, swamp..

Billy's father rolled his wheelchair

Up upon a hill

He wanted to take Bill

Where he would not get killed

But he left him on a slope

And into a swamp he rolled

They dragged out his head

But there was nothing down below!

'Cause Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Rippy The Gator went

CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP!

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the

Swamp, swamp, swamp..

Passing the time

By ending children's lives

Down in the bottom of the swamp

(Down in the swamp..)

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