PROUD TO BE A BANKER

Proud to be a banker

Proud to be a banker

Cause I get to play

With other people's money.

I'm having a lousy day

I burned my toast

And spilled my coffee

On my best shirt

Then I had to change

And now I'm late for work

So I rush into the office

Where they are discussing

What my future in the

Corporation is an

I don't really give a damn

But I don't have another job

And so I lie and say

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

Proud to be a banker

Cause I get to

Talk to stimulating people.

I opened up my mail

Hoping that it's not a bill

But it's from the bank

Saying that I have only

Fourty hours to go to

Contribute to my RRSP

So I run down to the bank

Wait an hour in the lineup

And I'm yelling

And I'm screaming

AND I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!

Aghhhh aghhh AGHHHHH!

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

Proud to be a banker

Cause I get to screw

With other people's lives.

I took out fourty bucks

From the automatic teller

It told me that I couldn't

Cause I just had ten

But that can't be cause

I just got paid on Friday

So I go down to the teller, she says

"Wait, I'll get your last month's statement"

She comes back in seven hours

Says I've got some intrest

Charges and a cheque From Uncle Bill that bounced

And so they'll have to

Charge me fourty bucks for that

And for the box I never opened

And I don't have overdraft protection

And I think I'll die

Before I pay off all my loans

And I don't even own a car!!!

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

Cause I get to play

With other people's money.

(He's a banker)

Will you please endorse this cheque?

(He's a banker)

Do you have any assets?

(He's a banker)

You should buy, you shouldn't rent

(He's a banker)

The cheque will cost you fifty cents.

He's a banker and he says

The cheque will cost you fifty cents

He's a banker and he says

The cheque will cost you fifty cents

It will cost you fifty cents.

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