(Jessie's note: I have no clue what to think about this song. It's rather pretty though.)
I am cow
Hear me moo
I weigh twice
As much as you
And I look good
On the barbeque
Yogurt, curd
Cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid
From my udders
I am cow
I am cow
Hear me moo!
I am cow
Eating grass
Methane gas
Comes out my ass
And out my muzzle
When I belch
The ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome
Of my dinner
I am cow
I am cow
I've got gas
I am cow
Here I stand
Far and wide
Upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From BC to Newfoundland
You can squeeze
My teats by hand
I am cow
I am cow
I am cow
I am cow
I am cow
I am cow!