THE FISHING SONG

(Jessie's note: It took me about half an hour to realize what was being spelled at the end of this song. So I was really tired, okay?)

It's early in the morning

Way before dawn

I down a cup of coffee

Put my lucky hat on

Get down to the water

Before all the crowds

Gonna have more fun

Than the law allows

With my hot rod

I go out to cruise

When I'm on the prowl

I never lose

I fire up my Merc and

Put the throttle down

Cause I've got the fastest

Fishing boat in town

I open up my tackle box

It's so big!

Crank baits

Sink baits

Beer and jigs

Got my bobbers on

And my 10 pound test

Gonna catch me a lunker

Gonna be the best

(Gonna go fishing)

Gonna have some fun

(Gonna go fishing)

Cause it's number one

(Gonna go fishing)

Gonna sit on my butt

(Gonna catch a fish)

And scrape out its guts

Ahhh, fishing!

I fish on the lake

By the sunken tree stump

Between the sewage output

And the chemical dump

Don't swim in the lake

Says a sign on a tree

It's a good thing

That fish can't read

I got my 10 dollar lure

The one that floats

And I make a big cast

From my 20 grand boat

With my thousand dollar rod

Or maybe it's more

Gonna catch me a fish that's

Five bucks at the store

(Gonna go fishing)

Gonna have some fun

(Gonna go fishing)

Cause it's number one

(Gonna go fishing)

Gonna sit on my butt

(Gonna catch a fish)

And scrape out its guts

Ahhh, fishing!

I feel something tugging

On the end of my line

(Tug, tug, tug, tug, tug that line)

I'm gonna catch a fish

It's gonna be so fine

(Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish so fine)

Oh it feels so good

To touch fish slime

(Slime, slime, slime, slime, fishy slime)

There's nothing else to

Do with my free time

(Time, time, time, time, waste of time)

Ahhh, Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhhhhh

Let's catch a