(Jessie's note: This song is very.. well, cute.)
CBC Concert version
I think I've got a crush
On Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest
When she sings a love song
There's something about her
Makes me want to feed her
And I'd love to
Be Mr. Celine Dion
She'll sing a song in English
Then she'll sing en Francais
Both the songs will suck
But I love her anyway
She's full of emotion
I'm full of devotion
For Celine and
I'll be hers someday
Oh Celine Dion
You soft-rock my world
Won't you please be my Celine
I would do anything
If you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
Celine Dion is married
To a much older man
(Much older man)
So it shouldn't be take long
For coot to kick the can
(Kick the can)
But I don't mind waiting
Cuz Celine's worth waiting for
And I can see her house
From my van
(Hi, honey. You change your phone number?)
Oh Celine Dion
You soft-rock my world
Won't you please be my Celine
I would do anything
If you'd be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
Celine
Celine
Her skin's so
Soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish she'd slather me
With a tub of Vaseline
That was a little creepy!
I'm sorry, Celine
Celine
Celine
Celine Dion
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DIRT! Version
I think I got a crush
On Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest
When she sings a love song
There's something about her
Makes me want to feed her
And I'd love to
Be Mr. Celine Dion
She'll sing a song in Englis
Then she'll sing en Francais
Both the songs will suck
But I love her anyway
She's full of emotion
I'm full of devotion
For Celine, and I'll
Be hers someday
Oh Celine you soft rock my world
Won't you please be my Celine
I would do anything
If you'd be my girl
Oh be my girl Celine
I sent you cards and letters
But you don't respond
You play ahrd to get
But my heart goes on and on
I just wanna say
Je vous amourez
And I can see your house
From my van
Oh Celine you soft rock my world
Won't you please be my Celine
I would do anything
If you'd be my girl
Oh be my girl Celine
Celine
Celine
Her skin so soft and clean
Just like porceline
I wish she'd slather me
With a tub of vaseline
That was a little creepy!
I'm sorry Celine
Celine
Celine
Celine Dion
