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CELINE DION

(Jessie's note: This song is very.. well, cute.)

CBC Concert version

I think I've got a crush

On Celine Dion

The way she beats her chest

When she sings a love song

There's something about her

Makes me want to feed her

And I'd love to

Be Mr. Celine Dion

She'll sing a song in English

Then she'll sing en Francais

Both the songs will suck

But I love her anyway

She's full of emotion

I'm full of devotion

For Celine and

I'll be hers someday

Oh Celine Dion

You soft-rock my world

Won't you please be my Celine

I would do anything

If you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl Celine

Celine Dion is married

To a much older man

(Much older man)

So it shouldn't be take long

For coot to kick the can

(Kick the can)

But I don't mind waiting

Cuz Celine's worth waiting for

And I can see her house

From my van

(Hi, honey. You change your phone number?)

Oh Celine Dion

You soft-rock my world

Won't you please be my Celine

I would do anything

If you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl Celine

Celine

Celine

Her skin's so

Soft and clean

Just like porcelain

I wish she'd slather me

With a tub of Vaseline

That was a little creepy!

I'm sorry, Celine

Celine

Celine

Celine Dion

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DIRT! Version

I think I got a crush

On Celine Dion

The way she beats her chest

When she sings a love song

There's something about her

Makes me want to feed her

And I'd love to

Be Mr. Celine Dion

She'll sing a song in Englis

Then she'll sing en Francais

Both the songs will suck

But I love her anyway

She's full of emotion

I'm full of devotion

For Celine, and I'll

Be hers someday

Oh Celine you soft rock my world

Won't you please be my Celine

I would do anything

If you'd be my girl

Oh be my girl Celine

I sent you cards and letters

But you don't respond

You play ahrd to get

But my heart goes on and on

I just wanna say

Je vous amourez

And I can see your house

From my van

Oh Celine you soft rock my world

Won't you please be my Celine

I would do anything

If you'd be my girl

Oh be my girl Celine

Celine

Celine

Her skin so soft and clean

Just like porceline

I wish she'd slather me

With a tub of vaseline

That was a little creepy!

I'm sorry Celine

Celine

Celine

Celine Dion

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