When you find yourself up shit creek without a paddle who are you going to turn to? 

The Shit Creek Paddle Company, of course! We're here to help. The Shit Creek Paddle Company has been helping people stranded in the nether regions of excremental waterways of all sorts for close to half a century. As purveyors of fine paddles to discerning travelers our sole mission is to help. So, if you find yourself in dodo or kaka and need a quality instrument of propulsion just click on the "Ordering Info." button above. 

"Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all."