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Yipee for those who contribute!

Greetings, my pets! Have you ever wished to have some input in this site, but realized that only Tara has control over the webshell (unless of course you somehow discovered her clever password, and broke in and ran amuck all over her page, you crafty bastards)? Well, have no fear! The Contributions Page is here (haha, I can rhyme!)!!!!! Unfortunately, few people have given me any input, because they're stupid bastards who just sit in their bathrooms masturbating to Victoria's Secret catalougues rather than doing something worthwhile, such as SENDING ME STUFF! GAH! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF COMING UP WITH ALL THIS RUBBISH ON MY OWN!!! Anyhoo, on to the contributions (sparse as they may be)!

P.S.: Those who contribute will recieve a *FREE* spanking! Hip hip hooray!

THANK YOU SO MUCH CHEWY! no one else is cool enough to send me anything. well some do, but very few... anyhoo...


The Evil Twist Ties - by Arlee Beattie and Morgan Ewert
Barry White Forever - by Jennifer Babiuk
Random Rambling - by Matthew "Cynical Bastard" Tsui
Morgan Hates War - by Morgan Ewert
Simple Mistake - by Morgan Ewert
Something very strange that Chewy sent me - by Matthew Tsui
An Ode to Cows - by Morgan Ewert
Untitled Poem - by Cynthia Nguyen
The Dread Gazebo - submitted by Matthew "Manatee" Tsui
Pushing the Envelope submitted by Matthew "Indolent" Tsui
Rednecks, Yuppies, and Hicks, Oh My! - A Rant by the noble Lady Morgan of Ewert.
Nick's Angry Rants - by Nicholas Moisiuk

Older Stuff:

'The Man', submitted by Matthew 'the Big Ragu' Tsui
'Ghosts of Mars' movie review by Jess(i)e May
'The Best Exersize', submitted by Matthew 'Womanoid' Tsui
Some ramblings from Chewy (Matt 'Big Gay Guy' Tsui)
Jerry Springer Script - submitted by Morgan Ewert (Black 70's Porn Star)
Laurie's Rant - by Little Laurie Johnson
Weekend Life - by Matthew 'I Love Homosex' Tsui
Random- compiled by Matthew 'Negro' Tsui
Weird things submitted by Lady Morgan of Ewert
I am God - by Matthew 'I Can't Spell' Tsui
Some WEIRD Christian jibba-jabba - submitted by Matthew 'White Trash' Tsui
A Moment in Time - by Matthew 'Nipple' Tsui - this is really quite good, as most of chewy's stuff is. READ!
Beyond Good and Evil - a translation submitted by Matthew 'Where Are My Eyebrows?' Tsui
Drug Poem- submitted by Matthew 'Masticator' Tsui
An English Paper - by Matthew '5 Men a Day' Tsui
Evil Moon Men - from Matthew 'Blinky' Tsui
I Wish I Was Crazy - submitted by Matthew 'RuPaul Impersonator' Tsui
Rainy Night - by or just submitted by Matthew 'Pointy Eyebrows' Tsui
The Sin of Stupidity - submitted by Matthew 'I Think His Nipples Look Fine' Tsui
We All Die from Our Vices - by Matthew 'Will I Ever Stop Sending Tara Lengthy Submissions?' Tsui
Dale's Rant
Stuff from Jesse
A completely pointless rambling by Jesse