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Hi My NaMe Is BoB DiD RacecaR. ThIs Is My PaGe. LeT Me TeLl YoU A BiT AbOuT MySeLf. OkAy WeLl Im 2½ YeArS OlD, AnD 1¾ ThE SiZe Of YoU. YeAh Im PrEtTy DaMn SmAlL, BuT WaTcH It CaUsE I BiTe Ò¿Ó. Im OrIgInAlLy FrOm PlAnEt VeNuS WhErE I Am ThE OnLy ThInG On ThErE. I AlSo SpElL My NaMe BaCkWaRdS AnD My FiRsT NaMe Is UpSiDe DoWn As WeLl. I Am BlUe, AnD I HaVe BlUe DeTcHaBlE WiNgS ThAt I CaN FlY WiTh. I HaVe CoMe To ThIs PlAnEt To StAnD UpSiDeDoWn On CeLlInGs AnD StAlK PuRpLe BiRdIeS. ThEy FlY UpSiDe DoWn, HaVe PuRpLe BoDyS WiTh GrEeN PoKa DoTs, AnD ThEy StAlK PeOpLe BeCuAsE ThEy WoRk FoR ThE FbI. WhEn I SeE ThEm I ThRoW SkItTlEs At ThEm. YoU ShOuLd TrY It SkItTlEs ArE VeRy ArOdIamnIc AnD FlY FaR. Me AnD StItCh AlSo HaVe WiLd MoNkEy SeX EvErYnIgHt, StAnDiNg UpSiDe DoWn On ThE CeLlInG.
ThE MaRsHmElLoW PeOpLe
My OtHeR MiSsIoN'S In LiFe PuT InTo A StAtEmEnT
FaBlE FoR ThE MeNtAlLy ChAlLeNgEd
A LoOk InTo ThE MiNd Of InCeStS (A PlAy AbOuT ThE PlAy OeDiPuS ReX)
A PoEm By A FrUsTrAtEd HiGhScHoOl SeNiOr
OdE To DuCt TaPe
cLiCk HeRe FoR SoMeThInG CoOl
A sUrVeY AbOuT MiO ... yEs, Me
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