WhO aM I
- Full name: BoB DiD RacecaR
- Age: 2 1/2
- skin tone: Blue
- personal style (your stereotype): midget that doesnt talk and sits on peoples shoulders but stalks the upside down purple birdies with green polka dots
- Height: 2 1/2 inches
- Weight: 5 ounces
- Natural Hair Color: none, I'm Bald
- Prefered Hair Color: Blue
- Natural Eye Color: Blue
- Prefered Eye Color: Blue
- Piercings: 'Prince Albert'
- Tattoos: *reserves the right to not answer this due to the 5th amendement*
- Where I live: Earth
- town/city: USA
- state/province/territory: state of confusion
- I've lived here this long: all my life
- In the winter it's this cold: really frickin' cold
- In the summer it's this hot: too frickin' hott
- Our population: 1
- Best known for: me
- Tourists would come here because: i'm here; and to see the purple birdies with green polka dots that fly upside down *whispers* they work for the FBI!!
- For fun we: stalk the birdies and throw skittles at them; have wild monkey sex with Stitch on the ceiling and watch out for the Marshmellow people
- We are a megaopolis/city/town/village: Empire
- We call carbonated soft drinks (pop, soda, etc.): drink
- This many people attend my school: school??
Favorite Stuff
- Stufffed Animal: Stitch
- Game: stalk the birdies
- Book: beginners guide to having have wild and crazy monkey sex on a ceiling
- Color(s): Bule, Bule, Royal Blue, Blue, Dark Blue .... but not baby blue
- Outfit: birthday suit
- Movie: the marshmellow people
- Food(s): roasted green birdie with purple polka dots alamode with a hint of marshmellow people sauce
- Comic Book(s): attack of the clones from Marshmellow land
- TV Show(s): Stitch gone wild
- Magazine: The areodynamics of Skittles
- Mythological Creature(s): worms
- Music: fluffy
- Band: the Hobos R yous
- Song: Monkey sex with Stitch
- Website: https://www.angelfire.com/goth/bobdidracecar
Ok Heres The Fun Part
- Single or Taken: or
- sexual preference: wild monkey sex on the ceiling
A perfect boy/girlfriend is someone who's: able to have wild monkey sex on the ceiling
- hair color is: blue
- hair style is: scruffy
- eyes are: blue
- teeth are: sharp and pointed
- talents are: to destroy large cities and steal everyones left shoe
- IQ is: in outer space
- Taller or Shorter and Why: upsidedown
- Older or Younger and Why: or and because i can
Are You (scale 1 to 10)
- Funny: 10
Lazy: 10
- Geeky: 0
- Goth: 6
- Emo: ??
- Raver: 10
- Clumsy: 3
- Smart: 10
- Pretty: 6
- Friendly: 2
- Talented: 10
- Strong: 10
Now Heres the Last Part...If you could Change anything
- In Your Life: to go to Hogwarts and help Lord Voldemort
- In the World: to dominate and rule it
- In the Government: to bow to me and refer to me as "Almighty backwards name speller of the world you rock us" in one breath