You are about to enter Ogre's Deli...a prime example of what happens when I take some inside jokes too far and have too much time on my hands, therefore spawning another stupid webpage.

For those of you who may be hardcore Skinny Puppy/OHGR fans, I would like to remind you first and foremost that this page was made with humor in mind, and is in no way intending to mock or degrade our old friend Ogre. Just a simple parody of sorts. This whole stupid idea came from paying too much attention to his lyrics and noticing the repetition of themes involving meat. I have made shameless attempts at reproducing his distinctive style of stream of consciousness poetry, and have dissected various songs to slip in some actual lyric phrases here and there...see if you can catch them. There are also links and rollovers hiding all over the place, all of which will take you to Skinny Puppy/OHGR related sites as well as some other surprise places. Clicking on the pictures will take you to the sites I found them at as well. The same goes for Mr. Bill Leeb and his salad dressing....but, you'll see that too I imagine. So, think of this as a really twisted kind of humorous links page if you want. You have been warned.

If you're a vegan, god help you. Enter at your own risk.

OK FINE...TORTURE ME ALREADY.