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"Welcome my faded distant abnormalities to my house of pre fabricated flesh mortifications. Commercial paradigms lead to my infusion of manufactured beast trappings made flesh for your consumption upon bread snarling lunchtime martyrs. Addictive musculature tasty without devices such as condiments seethe upon broken ceramic placesettings. Hunger instills visitation within spattered walls - retreat the corporate food nightmare. (translation: Eat at Ogre's! Anguish is your feast!")
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Ogre's Deli is your industrial source for meat. Ogre has been a master of meat for over a decade and prides himself on the quality of his work. You too can taste the spoils...or..spoiling... of his carnivorous empire. A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of, well, meat.
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Whether you need a party tray, a specialty order, or a raw steak to slap on your eye after getting bruised in a mosh pit, Ogre has your meat and he aims to please! The deli also carries a variety of other quality food products to flesh out your next meal.
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Todays Specials
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"Number 95! Your order is ready! Next! What? Sir, I urge you to please take a number! Who had the headcheese? Number 86?"
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A view so cruel into Ogre's meatworks
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| "Plastic packaging encase the former flesh the carcass within a dying scream. Sloppy mincing goes the knife treachery within the trench of pestilence." (translation: Beef! It's what's for dinner!")
"I purvey the freshness and quality of swirling tastes fornicate rotted meat. Garbage can desire consumes crystal vision deceptive waste dripping with bile." (translation: I shrink wrap everything myself. Meat is yum!") |
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Ogre's Deli is not just a deli, it's a homestyle butcher shop which carries the finest cuts of meat around! Even rarer specialties like ostrich, buffalo, skunk, wombat, raccoon, elephant and spotted owl are available!
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Mmmmm, Meat Flavour!
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" Pass the meat from which I stink of, passed out serving on the side. From the meat I'm suffocating, Cutting from the bone to hide." (translation: check out the bandsaw meat slicing action! yeehah!)
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Ogre does it all himself, from the slicing, to the cutting, to the packing, to greeting you at the counter with a friendly crazed smile.
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"Drooling vapor thorough vileness vermin crawling in livid decay frozen chamber spoiled upon the fork administer the cold gray lifeless pain rusty knife refrain the tortured vomiting."
(translation: ewww stinky meat.) Ogre makes sure that you as a loyal customer recieve nothing but the freshest rotting meat that money can buy! |
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* To make sure that the freezer is in tip top shape, Ogre tests it out himself!*
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So visit Ogre's deli before your next party or get together! Open 24 hours!
Just call 1-800-OGRE-YUM to place your order! "Its chaos make you crazy."~ Ogre |
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