WARNING. This page gets really foul from this point on.
Put down the pizza. You won't want it in a couple seconds.

FLAVORS

Try a scoop of our infamous frozen cow excretions in a specialty cone!

Mustard Custard

Horseradish

Nose Nugget Chunk

Mung Melon Munch

Gangrene Ripple

Asphalt Crunch

Pigeon

Rocky Roadrash

Plutonium Chip

Chocolate Cadaver Chunk

Fudge Fungus Swirl

Placenta Sherbet

Formeldahyde

Strawberry Meatloaf

Rainbow Toenail Chip

Oil Slick

Mayonaise

Fudgey Outhouse Explosion

Grandma

Minty Mango
Bacon Crunch

Vanilla Pork

Lemon Lyposuction Swirl

Peanut Butter
Puppy Chunk

Rasberry Trout

Saggy Underwear Hash

Hemlock Surprise

Everclear Brainfreezy

Triple Fudge Tampon

Butterscotch Cucumber Spaghetti Swirl

Sodium Nitrate Sherbet

Blood Sausage Sundae

Haggis Sorbet

Cockroach Crunch

Banana Gasoline Flambe

Super Sushi Swirl

Toilet Paper Meringue

Petrol-politan (regular, unleaded, diesel)

Marshmellow Midget Munch

Tobacco Custard

Magic Oatmeal
Prune Sundae

Triple Toddler Sandpie with Ants

Garlic

Super Poodle
Sludge Ripple

Blueberry Cabbage

Regurgitated Beef Delite

Naugahyde

Sauerkraut Toffee Crunch

Ramen Ripple

Orange Larva Surprise

Beer Schmega Swirl

Mucous and Cream

CONES

Spaghetti Cone- especially handwoven from limp
spaghetti and cemented together with.....cement.

Barbed wire/Caulk Cone

Ham Cone - made from the finest grade wombat ham

Corregated Cardboard

Stale Pork Rind Cone- with a sprinkling of sugar

Specialty Items

YELLOW Sno-Cones

Italian Ice- made fresh from real Italians!

Sundaes- Choose any 2 flavors of ice cream and add your choice of any 3 of the following toppings:

crunchy scab flakes
carpet lint
radiator fluid
NyQuil
Ibuprofan chips
rabbit poop sprinkles
pickles
thumbtacks
battery acid
teriyaki sauce
marbles
snails
croutons
axel grease
glass eyes
whiskey
kindergarteners

Try our new Steel Wool Sundae! It's abrasive!

Slushies
We save up all that black, grey and brown snow from heavily trafficked parking lots to make our slushies authentic! Ask for one with a crunchy topping of gravel or asphalt!

Ice Cream SAND-wiches
We take your favorite ice cream, and slop it between two stale cookies the cashier found between the cushions of his couch, and sprinkle heavily with crunchy, wholesome sand!

Poopsicles
And you were wondering what happens to all that frozen dog doo in the winter, weren't you?

FLAVOR OF 
THE MONTH:

Strawberries and Cremation!
Just in time Halloween!

Other horrendous snacks!

Jello Accidents!
We love jello. There's always room for it. In fact, there's also always room for things IN jello. Why bother with boring old fruit, when you could try jello with more exotic treats incased within!

geriatric jello
poodle jello
goat embyro jello
eyeball jello
that used to be fido jello
disembodied barbie head jello
tarantula jello
pizza chunk jello
hairball jello
taxidermy surprise jello

*Take home a gallon of your favorite flavor of preserved vital organs today! *