DeadJim's Page

Yes, the fuzzy...almost man with feet himself has spawned quite a following. He and his friends have been infiltrating households all over the county spreading the joy of the afterlife to everyone. Here is where the story of skulls with feet begins......

"It's worse than that, he's dead Jim!"

It's only proper for the host to have his own section. First of all, you must be
wondering why I named him DeadJim. Well, there's a lot of Jims that are dead.
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Jimmy Hoffa
  • James T. Kirk
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Jimmy Cagney
  • James Dean
  • James K. Polk
  • James Madison
  • James A. Garfield
  • Jim Morrison
  • Jim Henson
  • Jim Croce
  • Jim Crockett
  • James Monroe
  • James Thurber
  • DeForrest Kelly--he receives the title of
    honorary DeadJim, seeing as how he coined the phrase and all.
    •
    (despite the song lyrics, James Brown is not dead.)

    If you know of any dead Jims, fictional or famous that I can add to my list t
    he next time I fix my site,then e mail to happyskull@hotmail.com

    Use the menu below to navigate the Underworld.
    To see the story behind DeadJim, or take a
    glimpse at his family tree, scroll down below.

    DeadJim came to me through one of those age/weight/birthday guessers at Geauga Lake amusement park. They guessed me at 17. I was 21. Needless to say, I won. I wanted to win him so badly after Mike had won one of DeadJim's booth mates--Yorick (Alas, DeadJim knows him well) DeadJim is a favorite among my friends, and has attended parties and Ren fests with us.

    DeadJim on vacation
    Being a fuzzy skull with feet can be lonesome, there's not too many other dead people walking around these days. DeadJim thought that if he went online, he might be able to find his soul mate.

    Single white male, dark eyes, small stature, seeks single white or dingy grey female who enjoys playing footsie, headbanging, and graveyard strolls. Must be someone who's ready to fall head over heels (especially if that's all you have left). Send dental records. Contact me at the Wormy Heights cemetery, third grave on the right, across from Bela Lugosi (dead).

    Dead Jim has finally submitted to me his family tree. Please excuse
    any illegibility, he did have to draw the whole thing with his toes.

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