If at first you don't succeed, deny! deny! deny!

May 14th, 20003

Time is passing fast, my son.

But there's still something to be done.

Now you get to see what I would look

having just awoken

May 9th, 2003

Welcome to the scantily-clad website before you!

As bare as a hooker baby, about the only thing of substance on this piece of Internet Property is the poetry page, which has recently been updated. Check out the new deal, Rapid-Fire Discussion of a Thing Gone Wrong.

December 7th, 2001

Hmmm... I haven't had much to say in the past year, obviously. A lot has happened, but I couldn't trouble a single of you fucks to wonder or worry about it. And why bother? So! Instead, I demonstrate to turn you back to the Livejournal entries from whence you came.
Or, if you want to be a toad, you can always check out shit about me.

Poems: Here

Dossier: Updated info

Teenage Lesbian Batfuck Holocaust: Teenage Lesbian Batfuck Holocaust 2002!!


August 20th, 2001

Okay, okay. I admit it. I'm a slacker. I haven't given much thought to this website for quite a while, so why should you?

Good question. Maybe because it's still got some neat stuff in it. Or maybe you're just interested in me.

Probably not. You just want to see Everquest links. Wait.. What??

Regardless, here you are. And here I suck, so hard that even simple, petty menu's are above my grasp. Rar.

Shame ;P

June 21st, 2001
Lights! Camera! Miscommunication!
I'm back, and if not better, than at least I'm back. Shuup.
And with a brand new lineup for yas... Enjoy many of the new features that a rudimentary knowledge of HTML and countless free hours can get you! ENJOY

April 7th, 2001
Yes, I'm back! Recently divorced from the Roommate That Couldn't Work, and back in the Free Rent Zone... Well, TANSTAAFL, but at least I'm saving money for this summer.
I've recently been shown a pretty funny comic strip. For those geeks of you out there, try out this. Real Life Comics... RYOKOOOOO!!!!!

February 27th, 2001
For no good reason, I'm posting a Heroes Unlimited character's profile. If this sort of thing interests you, enjoy! Jibtastic!

February 24th, 2001
Tourney report is up! It's a week stale, but indecently good. Lock up the women and children! Winter Warfare!

Hang loose. My phone's prolly getting disconnected this weekend, so ... talk at ya muuuch later :P

February 23rd, 2001
Aside from having no life and a shitty job, I'm also in debt and poor.

Go figure.

So, yeah. I need a scanner. Unf.

In unrelated news, pickles.

February 22nd, 2001
Well, first day on the job, flippin' burgers. Ain't life so peachy?

Hehehe.. because you care.

Anyways, the EQ page has being updated, and I've gotten a brilliant idea. More on that later.

February 21st, 2001
The ongoing drama that is my life unfolds. Job A has fallen through, and Job B promises the steady wage that I've come to expect.

That's not a good thing.

Ah well. As a good man once put it, "Alls fair in love and war." I can hardly disagree with him.

C'est la guerre!

February 20th, 2001
After further review, I still suck. Waiting for one of two companies to hire my sweet-and-skinny ass.

Love me.

February 19th, 2001
The 1st Semi-Annual Normal Water Works Cash Tourney was a huge success. TBP pulled off a beautiful victory, with 3 of the Top 4, and 6 of the top 8. I myself placed 5th out of roughly 51, losing to eventual winner and whore, Brandon "Hawke" Flores. ;p
See his tourney report here.

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