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Anti-Pokémon Update - Yran

Ok. This Pokémon thing is getting WAY out of hand. I can see where some people would think the gameboy game is kinda fun (it isn't), but taking it to school is getting a little obsesive. I also discovered today that WotC (a quite reputable company) is making the little crappy creatures into a CARD game. This bothers me. Going around obsessing about creatures of a Japanese TV show (which put kids into the hospital [for seizures], might I add) is a stupid thing to do. It's crazy and I think there should be more anti-pokémon people. Thanks for listening.

NEW PAGES!!!! -Yran Vladi,CHRISTMAS!!!!

Hola people. Merry Christmas/Happy Chanuka/Happy Kwanzaa/Happy Holidays. Hope you all had a great day. We have new pages: The Official StreetWars Page!!! and The NS-ELiTE (our Rainbow Six clan) Homepage. See you guys around!

FIRST SCREENSHOTS: StreetWars by Nuclear Software

Rainbow Six: December 11, 7:00pm - Yran

Yo. Our mod will be named "Street Wars", and (as you can probably tell from the name) you will be a street punk going against the police. You will more than likely be armed with Uzi;s, H&K .45s, Molotov Cocktails, etc. You will not have any body armor, but the police will have everything that Rainbow already has, with the exception of replacing frag-grenades with gas ones. If anyone knows how to add gas to the gas grenades, tell tRip or me. See ya!

NOTE: tRip has begun production of a Rainbow Six mod.

Update: December 3rd, 10:15pm -tRip
WOW!!! It's been almost 2 months. I've have been NOWHERE!!! OK, here's the deal. A few friends and I have gone Rainbow Six crazy. I've never put this up, but BGI is GONE. When I got the R6 demo, I gave up. It is everything we wanted BGI to be. I have the full version, and it rocks! I really suggest you get it. Anyways, I'm forming a clan, and if you want to join, e-mail me. I'm also going to start putting up random junk on the page, so stick around. Oh, if you know where I can get a Rainbow Six map editor, if there is one, tell me. I want to make a BGI mod. Peace out!

Special: November 23, 9:51pm - Yran
Ok folks. Tomorrow is tRip's 14th birthday. We all have to send mail to him and bug him about being a little behind the rest of us. I myself will turn 15 next month. >:) Happy Birthday tRip.

News: November 8th, 7:20pm -2nd LT. Yran Vladi
WELLLL, I'd just like to say "BLPHHHHHHH!" to Redstorm Entertainment. Click here to find out what I'm talking about. Yesterday was our "Alpha-Omega Ball" (AKA: Home Coming). Me and tRip were (I think) drunk from the punch (J/K). tRip spent the night walking around doing Recon (mail me if you want to know what that means), and I spent it being a strolling wall-flower. The DJ stunk. I asked him to play S.L.T.S. TWICE, and he didn't play it. I asked him about it 5 min. before the end of the dance and he told me he WASN'T going to play it. Anyway, I'll see you (maybe) around.

Update: October 18th, 10:00pm -tRip
OK, I'll tell everyone the truth. I am going crazy. There are a lot of different reasons, which I will get into some other time. The point is, that everything I've been doing is all screwed up. Please, don't hold me to what I say. Oh, add us to some sites, we could use a bit of traffic. Thanks.

Update: October 11th, 11:30pm -tRip
Yes, it's been a very long, long time. I admit it, I have not supplied you with anything. I still have nothing. I have a band. We don't have a name. Send me some ideas. Oh, for those who don't like the language: CLICK THE BACK BUTTON!!!

CONTEST NUMBER ONE: SCREENSHOT CONTEST

Sept. 30, 8:20pm -Yran
What's up you guys? FREAKIN' HELP tRip OUT!!! Uh, whoops, I have no idea where that came from... Just wanted to yak for a few moments. The Goo Goo Dolls rule, by the way. If you don't have the new CD, get it. Ask tRip. (Sorry about all the music referals. We like to help you guys find the best.) Everyone needs to e-mail us too. We need people to talk to. Anyway... I'll go now.

":) F-S 2nd Lt. Yran Vladi

September 29th, 9:45pm -tRip
I've been trying to think of new stuff for the page. Ways to kind of spark interaction. Problem is, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A SINGLE RESPONSE ON ANYTHING I HAVE PUT UP. See, I try to think of things, but they just aren't coming. So, please, e-mail me or SOMETHING. Last contest I will add for now: COME UP WITH A GOOD CONTEST. Winner will get something. ALL OF THE OTHER CONTESTS ARE STILL RUNNING, PLEASE REVIEW THE EARLIER NEWS... Thanks, and E-MAIL ME.

FAVOR: VISIT THE KEEP OLGA ALIVE PAGE

Block Party Update: -tRip and Yran
HEY YO!!! Heh heh, everybody is gettin' laid down here at the NS offices! Well, at least tRip is, cause he's so buff! ::SHMACK:: That was Yran's little Jewish wanna-be thing... (Yran: The crap tRip...) Anyways, I have to go, because my sister just started popcorn on fire and Yran is having rectal explosions... (Yran: Nooo, I just tossed my pizza that YOU gave me. What the he|| did you do to it?) That wasn't even a joke, kitties, that really happened... (Yran: That's sad tRip... kiddies... not kitties... [Notice we use "..." a LOT... {te hee}]) Yran had a little overdose of marigawanna... MM-kay? Gotta go get a beer, bye!!! (Yran: We don't have beer. Just sluts... I mean Jenny and Stacey... (inside joke...)) Bye!!!

Message: Me trying to follow Tim's orders... Also updates - Yran
-Hey guys. I registered the company for a better email service: Yahoo. I recommend that for everyone that needs another address. Fast, good service. Anyway, the new address is NuclearSoftwareCo@yahoo.com. I'm sorry Tim, I had to delete some of the messages. They, for some reason, weren't showing up. By the way, I think Tim agrees with me when I say: SWING RULES! Everybody should get a hold of some Big Bad Voodoo Daddy or Cherry Poppin' Daddies! Anyway, see you all later.


Tip of the week: Never joke about cancer, or you will feel the pain I caused Crash...Thanks, -tRip

September 23rd, 10:00pm -tRip
Well, it's been eight days to update the news...Terrible, really...Anyways, I told Ryan to do some news, because I'm getting a bit repetitive. I'm going to have Ryan make a fan section on the site, you link to us, we link to you. Ahh...FREE ADVERTISING...E-mail me and give me the URL. If you stick us in size 6 font at the bottom of the credits page, well, don't expect more from us. We will periodically check to make sure the link is still there. Better yet! We will link to the page with the link to us! There's my mind at work! Oh, yeah, if you read this, e-mail me about it, the 3rd entry (not NS employees) will win a special prize! I'm going to try to give away new stuff each week, so be on the lookout. Swing on!

September 19th, 3:00pm -Yran
Well, our host still hasn't got things up and running. I'll get Matt's (who's Nickname is Crash) bio up and running in about 10 minutes from now. I'm not sure about the joke page, email tRip about it. See you guys later (probably)...

Update: September 15th, 11:00 -tRip
-LOOK AT THIS!!! ONE DAY TO UPDATE NEWS!!! Actually, I just wanted to hop in and say that if you haven't already, sign our guestbook. PLEASE DO NOT WRITE PERSONAL MESSAGES TO ANYONE IN NUCLEAR SOFTWARE!!! That is why we provide our e-mail addresses just about EVERYWHERE!!! Anyways, I got a scanner and some RAM, so I'm happy. I didn't install the RAM right, so I have to do it again :( Anyways, we are going to put up a page of jokes and stuff (Want some Government Milk??? >:)) which will generally be useless, but will occupy Matt for a bit. Matt is a creative genious, and although Ryan and Blake are smart, they can't compare to Matt. We'll have a bunch of his stuff up soon, like his bios and junk. OH!!! We haven't been doing any mailing list stuff, but we may soon, text-only, maybe we'll make/scan something. We'll see. If you want to do voices for BOOM Goes Iraq, e-mail me! We are writing a script and will have a lot of parts to fill. We'll pick the best voice for each part, so we need a small sample, under a meg, please. Yes, I know, this is terribly long for nothing happening, but at least our news will build up!!!


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