xXx

Burbage brought this one (he checked it out from Blockbuster) because he’s enamoured of Xander’s car. It is a great car. But it gets completely totalled through all the missles and stuff it launches. Traumatised Robert. It was a great car.
Explosions, whores, alcohol, secret agents, cars, motorcycles, amazing stunts, an avalanche, near-death experiences, lots and lots of tattoos. A giant wave of cocaine. Choppers. A fake diner. Sedatives. Russian chicks. “xXx” has all the ingrediants for a very enjoyable movie. A very enjoyable movie it was, if not extremely unrealistic (Xander holding onto the back of a flying motorcycle and firing a gun). The pyrotechnic toys were really cool, the band-aids in particular. My one disappointment was that you never see Xander bang that KGB chick who was looking for asylum in the US. It’s just implied.
The Russian phrases were the best. It was generally agreed that we need to learn the Russian in this movie (“Life sucks”, “What the hell?”).

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